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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you have a great time
We went to see him at Portman road just because its so close........I was bored stiff 
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For sale - 2 Elton John tickets 
Oh shit I hope he isn't boring  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rob says he'll have them,he needs a cure for his insomnia "
Tell him just to watch an episode of Eastenders - it'll be cheaper then the Elton tickets and should work just as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elton and Robbie Williams (cos they're good mates) were walking down the street and saw a naked man on his hands and knees with his head stuck in some railings.
Robbie turned to Elton and said, "Hey, Elt, too good an opportunity to miss!" and proceeded to fuck the guy. When he finished he turned to Elton and said, "Your turn Elt." At which point Elton started to cry. Robbie asked, "Wassamatta Elt?"
Elton whimpered, "I'll never get my head in those railings!" |
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