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Attention, perky-breasted ladies!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's that glorious time of the year when many of the fairer sex feel the urge to cast off their jackets and jumpers, and venture forth with little more than a tight t-shirt or strappy top betwixt bosom and breeze. This is, of course, a wonderful time to for the rest of us, especially when the lady in question also chooses to dispense with the services of her brassiere collection. I must be honest and say that I consider what they're doing to be nothing less than a public service.

That being said...

Would it be possible for these generous womenfolk to limit their generosity at certain times of day, particularly between 8:30 and 9am and 5:30 and 6pm, i.e. when I'm driving to and from work? I'm not a particularly good driver at the best of times, and thus need to keep my full concentration on the road. The recent run of fine weather has produced more close calls than I'd like to admit, including a very narrow escape this evening caused by the site of a particularly fine pair of double-bouncers. I'm sure we'd all like to exit this mortal coil with a smile on our faces, but personally I'd rather my final moments didn't take place halfway up the arse of a transit van.

So ladies, please, one hour of restraint is all I'm asking. The rest of the time, please feel free to bounce, bob and jiggle to your hearts' content, especially if you do it outside my office window.

Alternatively, if you feel you have to share, my inbox will happily accomodate your bosoms at any time, day or night