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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If I fell in to a vat of tits I’d get out sucking my own thumb.

How unlucky are you?

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By *tsJeanLucMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

I’m so unlucky that when I was trying on a £1000 helmet I nearly dropped it on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m so unlucky that when I was trying on a £1000 helmet I nearly dropped it on the floor "

Nearly? So you didn’t drop it then

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By *tsJeanLucMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I’m so unlucky that when I was trying on a £1000 helmet I nearly dropped it on the floor

Nearly? So you didn’t drop it then "

I caught it before it hit the floor! I was the first person to try it on in the store too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m so unlucky that when I was trying on a £1000 helmet I nearly dropped it on the floor

Nearly? So you didn’t drop it then

I caught it before it hit the floor! I was the first person to try it on in the store too "

Haha. Well done. Could it have been the price tag that added to the pressure?

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By *tsJeanLucMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I’m so unlucky that when I was trying on a £1000 helmet I nearly dropped it on the floor

Nearly? So you didn’t drop it then

I caught it before it hit the floor! I was the first person to try it on in the store too

Haha. Well done. Could it have been the price tag that added to the pressure?"

Yes! I kept thinking to myself “please don’t drop it please don’t drop it” and I ended up doing just that nearly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ha ha. That’s a bit like saying to yourself “don’t look at her boobs. Don’t look at her boobs” when chatting to a woman with a lowcut top.

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By *igh Tower69Man  over a year ago

Luton


"I’m so unlucky that when I was trying on a £1000 helmet I nearly dropped it on the floor

Nearly? So you didn’t drop it then

I caught it before it hit the floor! I was the first person to try it on in the store too

Haha. Well done. Could it have been the price tag that added to the pressure?

Yes! I kept thinking to myself “please don’t drop it please don’t drop it” and I ended up doing just that nearly lol "

That sounds like good luck..

I'm so unlucky I could walk into a brothel with a bag full of money. Spend the money and still not get laid!!!

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By *tsJeanLucMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

I guess you could say it’s good luck! But if it hit the floor it would have been bad luck as I didn’t even have a penny in my wallet at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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I'm so unlucky I could walk into a brothel with a bag full of money. Spend the money and still not get laid!!! "

Ha ha. Or maybe join a sex site for fun and end up just having a wank. Ha ha

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By *tsJeanLucMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ha ha. That’s a bit like saying to yourself “don’t look at her boobs. Don’t look at her boobs” when chatting to a woman with a lowcut top. "

Said that to myself repeatedly whilst laid in bed with my old fb talking to her

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I chucked ma cat out of the window 8 times, I have now developed a little pussy parachute.

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there

I'm so unlucky that if I ever worked as a gravedigger no one will die

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