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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight"
Fuck sakes 
Just that phrase says you haven’t got a clue. Every woman is different so take your time to find out what she likes. Talk to her. Feel how she responds to touches. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in"
Enthusiasm is key. I'm imagining a lion with his kill. You don't have a sandpaper tongue do you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite 
No clitty bitty pls. 
Yes , only use tongue "
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun. "
Then the teeth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun. "
Shove an arm in there if you can. Wear her like a puppet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth? "
Nooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Shove an arm in there if you can. Wear her like a puppet"
Get far enough in to operate her mouth with your hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo "
So when do they get involved?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo "
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle "
Also I’d ask if she likes that before chewing on her fanny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle "
Pervert. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle
Pervert. "
I’m leaving my husband for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle
Pervert.
I’m leaving my husband for you!"
Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle
Also I’d ask if she likes that before chewing on her fanny "
I never talk with my mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle
Pervert.
I’m leaving my husband for you!
Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me? "
Have you. But I won’t bite x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle
Pervert.
I’m leaving my husband for you!
Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me? "
Th I'll be watching, and biting my bottom lip as I do so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle
Pervert.
I’m leaving my husband for you!
Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me?
Th I'll be watching, and biting my bottom lip as I do so "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get teeth involved
I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite
No clitty bitty pls.
Yes , only use tongue
And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.
Then the teeth?
Nooooo
Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle
Pervert.
I’m leaving my husband for you!
Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me?
Have you. But I won’t bite x"
Well he's already agreed to it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?"
Broccoli? eeeew, and an Argentine Malbec preferable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When eating pussy, don't be a pussy. Take it to the extreme. Let her ride your face. Stick your tongue in her pussy. Lick every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you. Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat. Nibble, kiss, slurp, suck and make her scream.
Does that help?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most men can fuck but eating pussy is the mark of a real sex god. You can fuck her for hours,make her sore,without giving her a single orgasm...but you master this oral art and she will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. A dick is impressive,but knowing how to lick pussy makes a woman feel special, appreciated. Get personal. Get intimate. Combined with a good fuck..and she will be yours..for good |
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"Most men can fuck but eating pussy is the mark of a real sex god. You can fuck her for hours,make her sore,without giving her a single orgasm...but you master this oral art and she will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. A dick is impressive,but knowing how to lick pussy makes a woman feel special, appreciated. Get personal. Get intimate. Combined with a good fuck..and she will be yours..for good"
Or fall asleep five minutes after (the struggle) |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"Most men can fuck but eating pussy is the mark of a real sex god. You can fuck her for hours,make her sore,without giving her a single orgasm...but you master this oral art and she will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. A dick is impressive,but knowing how to lick pussy makes a woman feel special, appreciated. Get personal. Get intimate. Combined with a good fuck..and she will be yours..for good"
I'd go with this OP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When eating pussy..Don't be a pussy.
Take it to the extreme
Let her ride your fucking face
Stick your tongue in her pussy
Taste every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you
Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat
Nibble,kiss,slurp,suck
Make her fucking scream
Then maybe,just maybe she will make you a fucking sandwich.
Amen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When eating pussy..Don't be a pussy.
Take it to the extreme
Let her ride your fucking face
Stick your tongue in her pussy
Taste every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you
Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat
Nibble,kiss,slurp,suck
Make her fucking scream
Then maybe,just maybe she will make you a fucking sandwich.
Amen."
Totally. I adore oral because it's the ace where you get the chance to see what the woman likes. Explore and be encouraged by her sensitive reactions.
Mmm |
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Now without giving away too many of my secrets, and believe me my pussy licking is second to none. There's one rule that is 95% successful 95% of the time. "licking sucks,sucking rocks". Ladies, you're welcome. Xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When eating pussy..Don't be a pussy.
Take it to the extreme
Let her ride your fucking face
Stick your tongue in her pussy
Taste every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you
Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat
Nibble,kiss,slurp,suck
Make her fucking scream
Then maybe,just maybe she will make you a fucking sandwich.
Amen."
xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?"
Trolling again
And its valpolicella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?
Trolling again
And its valpolicella"
Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?
Trolling again
And its valpolicella
Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly. "
Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?"
That's for hedgehogs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?
Trolling again
And its valpolicella
Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.
Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.
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Don't over promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?
That's for hedgehogs! "
Hedgehogs have fur  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?
Trolling again
And its valpolicella
Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.
Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.
Don't over promise "
Did we discuss my cling film thing?
I cant remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in"
If you don't enjoy it, she'll know. I think your enjoyment is just as important as hers.
No-one was born a 'sex expert', in spite of all the smart arse responses. Hope you all have a nice time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?
Trolling again
And its valpolicella
Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.
Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.
Don't over promise
Did we discuss my cling film thing?
I cant remember"
I'm almost scared to ask....
Almost  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.
I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...
Helpful?
That's for hedgehogs!
Hedgehogs have fur "
The lesser know Japanese mountain hedgehogs do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight
What happened did you meet ??
Dont interrupt him. He's up to his ears in it as we speak"
Yeah true , he’s gone quite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight
What happened did you meet ??
Dont interrupt him. He's up to his ears in it as we speak
Yeah true , he’s gone quite "
Quite blue |
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"Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in"
Erm it's not a three course meal you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight
What happened did you meet ??
Dont interrupt him. He's up to his ears in it as we speak
Yeah true , he’s gone quite
Quite blue"
It's what happens when you forget to breathe through your ears |
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