I've just been watching comedian Joe Lycett and his skit on bullshit inspirational quotes including:
"3+4=7 but 5+2 also equals 7, follow your own path."
What is the most awful bullshit quote/meme you have come across? |
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"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!"
Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...
"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system" |
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"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!
Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...
"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system" "
'Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come. And never ever compare that to how far you could have come. Just ignore that part.'
That's my personal favourite  |
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"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!
Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...
"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system"
'Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come. And never ever compare that to how far you could have come. Just ignore that part.'
That's my personal favourite "
I'm going with
"The key to enlightenment is arguing on Facebook. Go forth, my children"
 But this comes a close second
"Jesus. Does God ever change his mind?"
"No. Billy. God is wise and has a plan for everyone"
"So prayer is useless?"
"Pretty much"
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"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!
Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...
"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system"
'Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come. And never ever compare that to how far you could have come. Just ignore that part.'
That's my personal favourite "
I'm going to get that as a tattoo.  |
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"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself
That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.
Booooooo!"
Nah I don’t believe it at all. My husband loved me for years before I even liked myself, let alone loved me. My family and friends loved me way before I loved me
If you dont love yourself, why wouldn’t others?
It’s not as if nobody will hate you if you don’t hate yourself |
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"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself
That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.
Booooooo!
Nah I don’t believe it at all. My husband loved me for years before I even liked myself, let alone loved me. My family and friends loved me way before I loved me
If you dont love yourself, why wouldn’t others?
It’s not as if nobody will hate you if you don’t hate yourself "
Defy Ru, suffer the consequences! |
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""Shoot for the moon, that way even if you miss you'll land among the stars. Then asphyxiate in the cold vacuum of space.""
That one gets bonus points for misunderstanding the distances involved |
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""If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
I'm a very patient and understanding man. If I can't handle you at your worst, your best probably ain't good enough."
I’m glad it’s not just me who thinks that quote is a load of claptrap. No one should put up with someone being an arse on the offchance that they might be rewarded with them being less of an arse. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself
That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.
Booooooo!"
That saying has been around a lot longer than Ru Paul |
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"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself
That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.
Booooooo!
That saying has been around a lot longer than Ru Paul"
And? I didn’t say it hadn’t.
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‘We will fight them on the beaches’
No you won’t Churchill you will be locked safely in your bomb proof hideaway drinking the finest Champagne and smoking the finest cigars. |
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"‘We will fight them on the beaches’
No you won’t Churchill you will be locked safely in your bomb proof hideaway drinking the finest Champagne and smoking the finest cigars. "
He's been war himself tho |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself
That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.
Booooooo!
That saying has been around a lot longer than Ru Paul
And? I didn’t say it hadn’t.
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If it’s a take on Ru Paul’s saying that suggests the Ru Paul version has been around longer |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"‘We will fight them on the beaches’
No you won’t Churchill you will be locked safely in your bomb proof hideaway drinking the finest Champagne and smoking the finest cigars.
He's been war himself tho"
Churchill was the only British Prime minister to have been shot at in three different countries. |
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“If it ain’t raining it ain’t training!”
Whoever invented that is a turd.
“You’re in your own time now.”
Again, fuck off! We are not in our own time because it’s still 1500 and there’s two hours of the working day left!! You have no intention of letting us go early! |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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Churchill was the only British Prime minister to have been shot at in three different countries. "
Shame that some of the other ones don’t aspire to that too. Especially as many of their “subjects” wish as much |
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