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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )
If not, make it up! This doesn't have to come from real experience!
Here, I'll start:
"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Tammy)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )
If not, make it up! This doesn't have to come from real experience!
Here, I'll start:
"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Tammy) "
Not had enough sex for that to have happened yet. Obviously need more practice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )
If not, make it up! This doesn't have to come from real experience!
Here, I'll start:
"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Tammy) "
it would have been better if you took your tampon out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not said or heard, but...
I was having some intimate time with a lover and he came in my mouth I vomited, ending up with everything streaming out of my nostrils. I ran to my bathroom and he followed worried that something was wrong. Don't think he expected to see that sight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not said or heard, but...
I was having some intimate time with a lover and he came in my mouth I vomited, ending up with everything streaming out of my nostrils. I ran to my bathroom and he followed worried that something was wrong. Don't think he expected to see that sight "
Oh I can just imagine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not said or heard, but...
I was having some intimate time with a lover and he came in my mouth I vomited, ending up with everything streaming out of my nostrils. I ran to my bathroom and he followed worried that something was wrong. Don't think he expected to see that sight
Oh I can just imagine "
It didn't half sting! |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
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"We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )
"Wow! That was great, Josephine!" (my name is not Josephine) "
1. We were married to each other at the time!
2. His sister was called Josephine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn I thought this was a thread about the person you’d least like to do here 
Well seeing as you’re here, tell us!"
Nah...I was just hoping for a mention once |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Damn I thought this was a thread about the person you’d least like to do here
Well seeing as you’re here, tell us!
Nah...I was just hoping for a mention once "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst thing said to me during sex was “Trying to find your cock through those pubes was like trying to find a contact lens in a farmer’s field. Have you thought of mowing them?” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pictire the scene I’m 16, I’m lying on my stomach next to a guy who’s just revived the best head he’s ever had, then spent a good portion of the night doing to me what they burned down sodom and gamorra in the bible for.
He’s dead cute, he’s on his back, his arms under me, I roll slightly onto my side, resting my head on his arm, snuggling up against him.
We move int the spoon position, I push back slightly.
His other arm moves across me, hand on my hip, he kisses the back of my neck.
I’m almost purring.
‘Can you hook me up with your mate? The blonde one? With the nose ring? He’s seriously hot!’
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"pictire the scene I’m 16, I’m lying on my stomach next to a guy who’s just revived the best head he’s ever had, then spent a good portion of the night doing to me what they burned down sodom and gamorra in the bible for.
He’s dead cute, he’s on his back, his arms under me, I roll slightly onto my side, resting my head on his arm, snuggling up against him.
We move int the spoon position, I push back slightly.
His other arm moves across me, hand on my hip, he kisses the back of my neck.
I’m almost purring.
‘Can you hook me up with your mate? The blonde one? With the nose ring? He’s seriously hot!’
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Ha ha |
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