Objects

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm feeling very much 'that way out' tonight and no man is around. I've been in my fridge and even the cucumber is starting to look kind of handsome

What other objects could you recommend?

And anyone going to confess to what they have used?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marigolds

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Before I knew about vibrators and dildos (it was way back in the last century) I used to use a candle.

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’m sure there is a really bad taste joke about a premier league referee in there somewhere but I’m not making it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont put the carrots in the stew

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My penis or face

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont put the carrots in the stew

A stew without carrots?? Wtf

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rub your tooth brush on your clit

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before I knew about vibrators and dildos (it was way back in the last century) I used to use a candle.

Wax on, wax off.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rub your tooth brush on your clit "

With or without toothpaste

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling very much 'that way out' tonight and no man is around. I've been in my fridge and even the cucumber is starting to look kind of handsome

What other objects could you recommend?

And anyone going to confess to what they have used?

"
. Put my cock in asda milkshake bottle. Also warm donut with the whole in it xxxxx