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over a year ago
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"A green tea with a zest of bergamot please.
Please do not stir the sugar with your nice cock
I’ll use a teaspoon, inserted in my cock. "
 that's what I am talking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a coffee, I'm not sure of the etiquette, can I have a scone this early in the day?
Would you like me to put cream on that? "
Oh honey, yes please!  |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just a nice big pot of tea and dark chocolate hob nobs. Just bring the packet please, I’m in one of those kinda moods. Thank you "
I’m not going to ask what you might have planned for them! I’ve learnt my lesson  |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
The right place |
"Oi croissants
Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.
Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.
Vite
Vite
Marche ou cheve "
Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.
Learn some manners young man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi croissants
Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.
Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.
Vite
Vite
Marche ou cheve
Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.
Learn some manners young man. "
Oh you should teach me a lesson in manners.  |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oi croissants
Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.
Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.
Vite
Vite
Marche ou cheve
Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.
Learn some manners young man.
Oh you should teach me a lesson in manners. "
One croissant coming up. |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"An americano would be tremendous please, Sir. It's almost time for my 3 egg omelette too, is it too much to ask for that also? Plain will suffice, of course..."
You give an inch and they take a mile!!
But you did ask nicely so, I’ll get you the coffee.
It’s not a cafe!! |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Green tea with jasmine and a blueberry muffin if you please 
That sounds yum!
I have a Sencha Green tea with lemon. I'd love a muffin too please "
Ooooh not heard of Sencha Green tea before. I will have to explore that |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"Just a nice big pot of tea and dark chocolate hob nobs. Just bring the packet please, I’m in one of those kinda moods. Thank you
I’m not going to ask what you might have planned for them! I’ve learnt my lesson "
I’ll let you join in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi croissants
Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.
Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.
Vite
Vite
Marche ou cheve
Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.
Learn some manners young man.
Oh you should teach me a lesson in manners.
One croissant coming up. "
Un coisante avec un cafe au laite et un aplication de la malaise anglaise?
Can’t spell it but can speak it, with apparently an absolutely discusting to the French German accent mixed with the French equivalent of Essex  |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just a nice big pot of tea and dark chocolate hob nobs. Just bring the packet please, I’m in one of those kinda moods. Thank you
I’m not going to ask what you might have planned for them! I’ve learnt my lesson
I’ll let you join in "
You’re good, you tease!! |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"Still waiting on the coffee or hot chocolate, you ain’t getting a tip ......
Well not just the tip "
Must have missed that. Here you go.
I’m not here for tips, I’m here for the pleasure  |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"Please may I have a cup of tea and a nice big hug. I'm hormonally challenged today, even my socks are pissing me off. "
You certainly can. A virtual hug now and a real one later
And a cup of tea too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please may I have a cup of tea and a nice big hug. I'm hormonally challenged today, even my socks are pissing me off.
You certainly can. A virtual hug now and a real one later
And a cup of tea too. "
A big manly squeezy one. A hug always makes things better. |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"Please may I have a cup of tea and a nice big hug. I'm hormonally challenged today, even my socks are pissing me off.
You certainly can. A virtual hug now and a real one later
And a cup of tea too.
A big manly squeezy one. A hug always makes things better. "
Noted |
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