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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
It’s Thursday again
Hat tip to the dashing young man who had a go last week. You’d almost think he’d done it before. Well done sir 
August, the sun has gone and autumn is around the corner. In a few weeks the kids will start going back to school.
What is rant worthy for you today? Sharing is caring unless you are moaning about not getting replies - read the FAQs
I’m off to ridiculously sunny Greece in a few days so I’m feeling a bit more charitable than usual - try your luck you never know what might happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Genuine minor rant: people in the office that can't load a dishwasher properly. Cups facing up so they fill up with water, plates crammed together in the same slot so the one behind doesn't get clean. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Genuine minor rant: people in the office that can't load a dishwasher properly. Cups facing up so they fill up with water, plates crammed together in the same slot so the one behind doesn't get clean."
Oh this is a crime - along with people leaving the scourer in the sink and then others pouring their soup/leftover sauce etc over it as they rinse their plate
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I woke up before 6am on my day off work and I have to physically drag myself out of bed at that time on my days on.  "
Murphy's Law in action. Being badly in need of my week off I sympathise
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By *av_55Man
over a year ago
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Greggs staff not putting none stick paper over my glazed apple danish ,, three time s this week, licking the paper clean ,, some on Greggs staff ,, get your act together or you will be no stars macdonalds this time next week,,,  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Greggs staff not putting none stick paper over my glazed apple danish ,, three time s this week, licking the paper clean ,, some on Greggs staff ,, get your act together or you will be no stars macdonalds this time next week,,, "
Oh an apple danish sounds lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turns out my new boss is a bit of a twat.
Won't let me eat breakfast at work because it would look 'unethical' or something. I can only eat it before clock starts.
Despite the fact that almost every place of work I have worked at, lots of people eat breakfast.
Also, you can eat lunch in work; thats not bad, but breakfast is. Fucking hell.
This cunt slurps his coffee and makes inhuman sounds when he eats so obviously he's a knob but is he right here? |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Greggs staff not putting none stick paper over my glazed apple danish ,, three time s this week, licking the paper clean ,, some on Greggs staff ,, get your act together or you will be no stars macdonalds this time next week,,, "
You’d think you’d have learned after the second time and asked them to use non stick paper
However, making food hard work is not on - approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I’m in bed watching Zulu and I want to stay here but I can’t. Please could you sort it out Swingaling? "
Chard ‘Do you think the Welsh can do better than that, Owen?’
Owen ‘Well, they’ve got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that’s for sure’
Seize the day Babs - you never know what you might find
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Turns out my new boss is a bit of a twat.
Won't let me eat breakfast at work because it would look 'unethical' or something. I can only eat it before clock starts.
Despite the fact that almost every place of work I have worked at, lots of people eat breakfast.
Also, you can eat lunch in work; thats not bad, but breakfast is. Fucking hell.
This cunt slurps his coffee and makes inhuman sounds when he eats so obviously he's a knob but is he right here?"
That’s a bit bizarre - although is there anything stopping you having breakfast before work?
Eating and drinking noises set of my misophonia so are worthy of several days of sleep deprivation torture
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Turns out my new boss is a bit of a twat.
Won't let me eat breakfast at work because it would look 'unethical' or something. I can only eat it before clock starts.
Despite the fact that almost every place of work I have worked at, lots of people eat breakfast.
Also, you can eat lunch in work; thats not bad, but breakfast is. Fucking hell.
This cunt slurps his coffee and makes inhuman sounds when he eats so obviously he's a knob but is he right here?
That’s a bit bizarre - although is there anything stopping you having breakfast before work?
Eating and drinking noises set of my misophonia so are worthy of several days of sleep deprivation torture
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It means i'd have to wake up at 5:30 which can fuck right off lol.
I am a very quiet eater due to this misophonia too. Wamt to wring his neck. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m in bed watching Zulu and I want to stay here but I can’t. Please could you sort it out Swingaling?
Chard ‘Do you think the Welsh can do better than that, Owen?’
Owen ‘Well, they’ve got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that’s for sure’
Seize the day Babs - you never know what you might find
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“And take your bundle with you, you dozy Welshman” - Bundook
Ok, I’m moving |
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By *av_55Man
over a year ago
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"Greggs staff not putting none stick paper over my glazed apple danish ,, three time s this week, licking the paper clean ,, some on Greggs staff ,, get your act together or you will be no stars macdonalds this time next week,,,
Oh an apple danish sounds lovely "
well it was,, but missing the icing glaze  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Greggs staff not putting none stick paper over my glazed apple danish ,, three time s this week, licking the paper clean ,, some on Greggs staff ,, get your act together or you will be no stars macdonalds this time next week,,,
Oh an apple danish sounds lovely well it was,, but missing the icing glaze "
You licked it off the paper though so you got some of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't often rant but the week I've had I'm bloody well going to.
Just try being kinder to others and not selfish. Think of other people's feelings, not just your own. Lying, selfishness, ignorance are all destructive to another person.
So be kind, smile at others and be nice.
It really makes a huge difference.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I submit a rant on emotions that flare up and make you spontaneously get a bit of grit in your eye when you aren't expecting it? 
G3orgie  virtual hug x"
Gratefully recieved and much appreciated Babs
Inconvenient when it's already bucketing down and hard to see out the windscreen as it is |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Can I submit a rant on emotions that flare up and make you spontaneously get a bit of grit in your eye when you aren't expecting it?
G3orgie virtual hug x
Gratefully recieved and much appreciated Babs
Inconvenient when it's already bucketing down and hard to see out the windscreen as it is "
Now get those bloody pegs bought!  |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
As usual for me it’s other car drivers.
Today it’s those who slow down so much they have to go into 1st gear to turn round a corner or stop at every junction before they turn, they can’t actually look right as they approach.
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"I’m in bed watching Zulu and I want to stay here but I can’t. Please could you sort it out Swingaling?
Chard ‘Do you think the Welsh can do better than that, Owen?’
Owen ‘Well, they’ve got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that’s for sure’
Seize the day Babs - you never know what you might find
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“And take your bundle with you, you dozy Welshman” - Bundook
Ok, I’m moving "
You learn something everyday:
bundook
Noun
(plural bundooks)
(slang, UK) A service issue rifle.
Usage notes
A term widely adopted by British regular soldiers serving in India or having contact with Indian troops.
Origin
From Hindi ?????? (banduk, “gun”), from Arabic ?????? (bunduqíiya, “rifle, gun”). |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m in bed watching Zulu and I want to stay here but I can’t. Please could you sort it out Swingaling?
Chard ‘Do you think the Welsh can do better than that, Owen?’
Owen ‘Well, they’ve got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that’s for sure’
Seize the day Babs - you never know what you might find
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“And take your bundle with you, you dozy Welshman” - Bundook
Ok, I’m moving
You learn something everyday:
bundook
Noun
(plural bundooks)
(slang, UK) A service issue rifle.
Usage notes
A term widely adopted by British regular soldiers serving in India or having contact with Indian troops.
Origin
From Hindi ?????? (banduk, “gun”), from Arabic ?????? (bunduqíiya, “rifle, gun”). "
Exactly right. It was used in Zulu this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I submit a rant on emotions that flare up and make you spontaneously get a bit of grit in your eye when you aren't expecting it?
G3orgie virtual hug x
Gratefully recieved and much appreciated Babs
Inconvenient when it's already bucketing down and hard to see out the windscreen as it is
Now get those bloody pegs bought! "
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People who are inconsiderate of others feelings! Self centered arsehole only thinking of himself never mind what others are feeling around. But as long as he's alright and getting his ego boost that's all that matters! |
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Crap neighbours, shit fences they refuse to replace...
Leading to an emergency dash to the local vets to reclaim my little doggo who was found running down the street.
My baby was unhurt this time... Luckily the driver saw her in time & managed to stop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Idiots in stoke on monkey dust and black mamba. Both used to be legal highs and I can see why they banned them.
But stokies being stokies they are cheap ........ pre curser to a nation wide epedemic.
God they are so annoying. |
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"Genuine minor rant: people in the office that can't load a dishwasher properly. Cups facing up so they fill up with water, plates crammed together in the same slot so the one behind doesn't get clean."
Look on YouTube for kitchen kaizen. |
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Well done to the total cockwomble driving the police car who passed so close as he overtook me on my bike that he nearly knocked me off! With cunts like that setting an example to other motorists, what hope do cyclists have of staying alive?  |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Need to rant about cone men. Those fucking wankers with no shirts and their hi-viz waistcoats chucking cones along the road all nonchalantly like they’re really cool, not caring if they land in the right place or the middle of the road. Then go and sit in their van all day with their feet up on the steering wheel perving on fab sending FAF messages, while no work happens on the road but chaos ensures as traffic is backed up in one lane.
Ahhh! Now I can breathe. Thank you |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Still in plaster and on crutches after 3 weeks with a broken foot. Another 3 weeks to go before plaster can come off. Bored and fed up being at home, at least I have the forum to entertain me!"
Having spent 12 weeks in plaster as a child, I can sympathise
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't particularly care whether this gets passed or not, it will just be a relief to get it out there
Before posting a new thread whyever don't people do a search first?
It is a very sad day due to the passing of Aretha Franklin but do we really need millions of threads proclaiming it (slight exaggeration there)!! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I don't often rant but the week I've had I'm bloody well going to.
Just try being kinder to others and not selfish. Think of other people's feelings, not just your own. Lying, selfishness, ignorance are all destructive to another person.
So be kind, smile at others and be nice.
It really makes a huge difference.
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It’s always nice to be nice
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"As usual for me it’s other car drivers.
Today it’s those who slow down so much they have to go into 1st gear to turn round a corner or stop at every junction before they turn, they can’t actually look right as they approach.
Lex"
Total lack of anticipation gets to me too. Seeing someone drive up to an empty, huge roundabout with good visibility and just stop is frustrating
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It's raining.
I'm going camping....
I had my hair done yesterday, all sleek & smooth.
I'll be a frizzy mess before morning!
I've had to repack my bag too
Pah! "
I’m tempted to go down the self inflicted route. There are many good hotels out there that mean you can avoid camping
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who are inconsiderate of others feelings! Self centered arsehole only thinking of himself never mind what others are feeling around. But as long as he's alright and getting his ego boost that's all that matters! "
Don’t hold back - tell us how you really feel
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Crap neighbours, shit fences they refuse to replace...
Leading to an emergency dash to the local vets to reclaim my little doggo who was found running down the street.
My baby was unhurt this time... Luckily the driver saw her in time & managed to stop! "
Good lord what idiots
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Idiots in stoke on monkey dust and black mamba. Both used to be legal highs and I can see why they banned them.
But stokies being stokies they are cheap ........ pre curser to a nation wide epedemic.
God they are so annoying. "
Monkeys blood I can get behind. Monkey dust no
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've got a rant.
Despite asking them not to, nicely on my thread, wimmin are still sending me FAF messages and pictures of their Foofs.
Please don't make me ask again. "
Must do better or ask them to send them to DanBerks instead
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Well done to the total cockwomble driving the police car who passed so close as he overtook me on my bike that he nearly knocked me off! With cunts like that setting an example to other motorists, what hope do cyclists have of staying alive? "
Down with the rozzers
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"To the fkwits who keep stealing my pics, reported 2 profiles to admin already this week....why? Surely you will get found out sooner or later. "
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
But stealing is stealing
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Need to rant about cone men. Those fucking wankers with no shirts and their hi-viz waistcoats chucking cones along the road all nonchalantly like they’re really cool, not caring if they land in the right place or the middle of the road. Then go and sit in their van all day with their feet up on the steering wheel perving on fab sending FAF messages, while no work happens on the road but chaos ensures as traffic is backed up in one lane.
Ahhh! Now I can breathe. Thank you "
Aye
Hi-viz knobs
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I don't particularly care whether this gets passed or not, it will just be a relief to get it out there
Before posting a new thread whyever don't people do a search first?
It is a very sad day due to the passing of Aretha Franklin but do we really need millions of threads proclaiming it (slight exaggeration there)!!"
Completely with you on this JGG
It’s fairly obvious that an event like this will lead to a thread so why not spend 30 seconds having a look?
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"I don't particularly care whether this gets passed or not, it will just be a relief to get it out there
Before posting a new thread whyever don't people do a search first?
It is a very sad day due to the passing of Aretha Franklin but do we really need millions of threads proclaiming it (slight exaggeration there)!!
Completely with you on this JGG
It’s fairly obvious that an event like this will lead to a thread so why not spend 30 seconds having a look?
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"Bunny boilers
That's confusing.
What is? Having a rant about bunny boilers?
No, the same avatar for both profiles.
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Hmmmm the problem is me and pics don’t get on when I have no control over them. So the pics we have are very limited and that one makes me smile because of the associated memories. So yes it’s confusing but it makes me smile sorry  |
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"I've got a rant.
Despite asking them not to, nicely on my thread, wimmin are still sending me FAF messages and pictures of their Foofs.
Please don't make me ask again.
Must do better or ask them to send them to DanBerks instead
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I've got another one......
Bloody post office parcel picks.
I get that when a parcel needs to be signed for and no one's home you have to leave a card.
But when the parcel office is only open between 7am and 6pm and I'm on the 6.30 train in the morning and don't get home till after 6, that doesn't help.
And it really rubs it in when if the parcels not collected within 3 days you'll return it to the sender and I need to make an alternative delivery to call you.
When I call 5 times a day for 5 days, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!
Thanks for changing your opening times to "deliver a better service to your customers".
Pricks.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Bunny boilers
That's confusing.
What is? Having a rant about bunny boilers?
No, the same avatar for both profiles.
Hmmmm the problem is me and pics don’t get on when I have no control over them. So the pics we have are very limited and that one makes me smile because of the associated memories. So yes it’s confusing but it makes me smile sorry "
It looked like you were talking to yourself.
I don't always remember names but I do remember avatars, and link them to names. It's confusing for old folk like me when people change their names and avatars. Seeing a change of name in one thread made me do a double take.
On the plus side, it made me go to bed as I decided I was too tired to understand what was going on.
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"Bunny boilers
That's confusing.
What is? Having a rant about bunny boilers?
No, the same avatar for both profiles.
Hmmmm the problem is me and pics don’t get on when I have no control over them. So the pics we have are very limited and that one makes me smile because of the associated memories. So yes it’s confusing but it makes me smile sorry
It looked like you were talking to yourself.
I don't always remember names but I do remember avatars, and link them to names. It's confusing for old folk like me when people change their names and avatars. Seeing a change of name in one thread made me do a double take.
On the plus side, it made me go to bed as I decided I was too tired to understand what was going on.
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