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The Ten Commandments of Swinging

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ten Commandments of Swinging

Now....I am not that religious, but if there were some Swinging commandments would they look something like this ?

1. Thou shalt prize communication

2. Thou shalt honour thy partner over all others

3. Thou shalt be honest

4. Thou shalt not take on other people's drama

5. Thou shalt fail faster

6. Thou shalt not take one for the team

7. Thou certainly dost not need Dutch Courage

8. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass (no matter how hot it is).

9. Thou shalt bag up or suffer the plague.

10. Thou shalt take the piss out of inadequate flouncing "doms".

Any others to take priority over these?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Thou shalt respect single me at all times

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours unicorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thou shalt not wipe your cock on the hosts curtains

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

Just a background character

Thou shalt treat this one with respect.

Thou shalt not pass this one by.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thou shalt not wipe your cock on the hosts curtains"

. That really made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thou shalt turn up as arranged, remembering to take thy pussy phone.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Thou shalt not spit

Thou shalt be restrained and gagging for more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thou shalt be responsible for thine own emotions and keep them under control.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thou shalt always accept rejection in a civilised manner.

Thou shalt not be up ones own arse believing you give gift.

Thou shalt not assume that because someone's not verified they are unworthy of ones amazing personality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Believing you are gods gift it should have said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thou shalt not ram raid the arse.

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