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Shark or Piranha? Which is worse?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When it comes to movies like Jaws and Piranha, which would be the worst way to be killed? Chomped on by a shark in one go or ripped to shreds by piranhas?

I think piranhas would be worse as it probably would like being in a blender with teeth

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By *htcMan over a year ago

piranhas as shark would be a large chunk gone where as constant bites and rips all over, especially if one gets inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"piranhas as shark would be a large chunk gone where as constant bites and rips all over, especially if one gets inside"

Indeed. It would be horrifying to feel your insides torn apart by a piranha inside you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piranhas- evil little buggers all ganging up for one big chomp-fest!

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I can’t believe I’m actually sitting here considering this question .

Shark , it would be quicker I think , and less painful .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead "

I can handle a chopper....and I have a rope..

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

What if there was only one Piranha

or the shark only had one front tooth

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead "
yes but then it crashes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead yes but then it crashes."

That's a really shit day...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead yes but then it crashes."

Onto the shark and scares off the piranhas ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead

I can handle a chopper....and I have a rope.."

flop it out then

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead

I can handle a chopper....and I have a rope..

flop it out then "

Don't let the shark or pirhanas see it though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead

I can handle a chopper....and I have a rope..

flop it out then "

You'll need to hang on tight..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead

I can handle a chopper....and I have a rope..

flop it out then

Don't let the shark or pirhanas see it though!"

It's a chance you take when rescuing a damsel in distress..

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead

I can handle a chopper....and I have a rope..

flop it out then

Don't let the shark or pirhanas see it though!

It's a chance you take when rescuing a damsel in distress..

What a hero!

*An 80s soundtrack plays*

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey what a choice. Can I get pulled to safety by a helicopter instead

I can handle a chopper....and I have a rope..

flop it out then

Don't let the shark or pirhanas see it though!

It's a chance you take when rescuing a damsel in distress..

What a hero!

*An 80s soundtrack plays*

The 80's was my era. I never left...

Go for it!"

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Definitely piranah

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Shark! Apex predator

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So far, being killed by piranhas seems to be worse than by a shark.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Pirahnas - Seeing as they are fresh water you wouldn't have to worry about getting a plastic bottle inside your arm or whatever gets ripped off first

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