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Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door  |
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"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door "
Make your signature dish for one day at home.... obviously make too much  ..... dish it up nicely on one of your plates, go round and say you had extra and wanted to share it with neighbours (of course do the same for the other side, got to make it believable but also feel free to put that sides in a plastic container ??)....... and now Miss Smoke has to come back over to yours to return your plate ......... thank me later hehehe xx |
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"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door
Make your signature dish for one day at home.... obviously make too much ..... dish it up nicely on one of your plates, go round and say you had extra and wanted to share it with neighbours (of course do the same for the other side, got to make it believable but also feel free to put that sides in a plastic container ??)....... and now Miss Smoke has to come back over to yours to return your plate ......... thank me later hehehe xx"
That's genius haha makes me wonder if you've done it before |
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"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door "
Is "boot the ball in her back garden" a euphemism?  |
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The house on one side of me has been converted to flats, and is full of smoking, neer-do-wells (actually they are mostly really nice and always say hello, but that spoils the description). On the other side is a much older couple, my choice is a bit limited... |
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"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door
Is "boot the ball in her back garden" a euphemism? "
This time no lol |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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Tom got chatting to our married female neighbour one day, and commented on how her bush turns a lovely colour at certain times of the year! 
She now regularly comments that she's trimming her bush etc!
….watch this space! lol! |
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"Tom got chatting to our married female neighbour one day, and commented on how her bush turns a lovely colour at certain times of the year!
She now regularly comments that she's trimming her bush etc!
….watch this space! lol!"
Haha tom is a smooth operator |
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"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door
Make your signature dish for one day at home.... obviously make too much ..... dish it up nicely on one of your plates, go round and say you had extra and wanted to share it with neighbours (of course do the same for the other side, got to make it believable but also feel free to put that sides in a plastic container ??)....... and now Miss Smoke has to come back over to yours to return your plate ......... thank me later hehehe xx
That's genius haha makes me wonder if you've done it before "
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