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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? "
Yes, don’t get a partner. Hope this helps with your future endeavours OP. |
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single?
Yes, don’t get a partner. Hope this helps with your future endeavours OP."
I’ll get that printed up on a plaque to remind me. Whatever would I do without you? |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"I've just bought Portisheads album on vinyl...
Does that help? 
Probably helps if you only had the singles before. Gawd I used to love Portishead. "
They are just as good as you remember them.
I don't think their music works as well when you are happy....  |
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"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!
And fab as a friend when I need company!
Life’s good  "
Ah yes! My TV doesn’t even know it has the Dave channel anymore! |
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible  "
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? "
no fighting for the remote control  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world. "
I like that idea, just hope I can find it |
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single?
no fighting for the remote control "
I actually know where the remote is these days too! |
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.
I like that idea, just hope I can find it "
As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby! |
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"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!
And fab as a friend when I need company!
Life’s good
Ah yes! My TV doesn’t even know it has the Dave channel anymore! "
mine doesn’t do footy/golf either |
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.
I like that idea, just hope I can find it "
works just perfectly for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.
I like that idea, just hope I can find it
As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby! "
He also said he’s not going to go solo, then split Wham ! up and went solo, you can’t believe a word that man said ! |
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.
I like that idea, just hope I can find it
As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby!
He also said he’s not going to go solo, then split Wham ! up and went solo, you can’t believe a word that man said !"
Careless Whisperer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.
I like that idea, just hope I can find it
As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby!
He also said he’s not going to go solo, then split Wham ! up and went solo, you can’t believe a word that man said !
Careless Whisperer"
He’s reckless with his chocolate bars too ! |
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Ensure that you know how to use all of the bed as your own and do so every night.
Have any rules you fancy for others in your home but very relaxed and comfortable ones for yourself.
Ensure you are always spoiled. Get the company and sex you fancy when you want it.
Get odd job folk to do the things you don't fancy doing
Get up and go to bed when you want to
All the peace and harmony you ever want
All the wardrobe and drawer space just for you
There're many more ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been single for a very long time and while I still love the Ex I have no regrets as none of it was my choice or doing. Whatever the reason for anyone being single they shouldn't dwell on it just accept it. Which is what you seem to have done very well and 'jogged on'.
Being alone does not = being lonely
Enjoy your own company and freedom to be just whatever you want to be.
Do daft spur of the moment things especially with your child. Even teenagers love that.
Remember the old song that said "If you want it that bad then just do it yourself"? Just this time its out of choice not because your partner couldn't be arsed
And most importantly leaving something 'for tomorrow' is perfectly fine.
Enjoy your singledom. I do every day ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where do I begin,
• no grief from your partner
• no arguing over pointless petty crap
• do what you want when you want
• no worrying if you are making your partner happy
• no crazy psycho messages if you are late home from work asking where you are and what you are doing.
The list is endless. |
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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible
I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world. "
That's the closest I'd probably get to being in a relationship and even then I'd hope to not speak for a few weeks at a time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No moods to put up with.
....and your advice to a single woman would be? ...
Runs that way -------
keep running mister! "
You don't need to give a head start as Suffolk is quite a way from South Wales ..
Although reading your profile I nearly typed 'giving head').. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dancing in your pants in the kitchen to Footloose, while you wait for your Canneloni pasta to cook in the microwave."
Aww you can do that as a non single too. Might get your bum spanked though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? "
so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened? |
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened? "
We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.
MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dancing in your pants in the kitchen to Footloose, while you wait for your Canneloni pasta to cook in the microwave.
Aww you can do that as a non single too. Might get your bum spanked though."
If there was a spanking involved, I’d put Kenny Loggins on all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love being single !
do whatever i want, whenever i want and with whoever i want without having to explain or seek permission !"
This for me also. I'm happy with my own company. I'm actually a bit of a loaner although can be the life and sole sometimes. I just like the independance and freedom it gives me to do what the fuck I want without anyone to answer to! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?
We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.
MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames. "
Good on you, were you both in this lifestyle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!
And fab as a friend when I need company!
Life’s good "
My aim... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I begin,
• no grief from your partner
• no arguing over pointless petty crap
• do what you want when you want
• no worrying if you are making your partner happy
• no crazy psycho messages if you are late home from work asking where you are and what you are doing.
The list is endless."
This in total agreement
Can go bed late without being spied on.
No more narcissistic him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This for me also. I'm happy with my own company. I'm actually a bit of a loaner although can be the life and sole sometimes. I just like the independance and freedom it gives me to do what the fuck I want without anyone to answer to!"
this exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dancing in your pants in the kitchen to Footloose, while you wait for your Canneloni pasta to cook in the microwave.
Aww you can do that as a non single too. Might get your bum spanked though.
If there was a spanking involved, I’d put Kenny Loggins on all the time. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?
We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.
MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames. "
I’m one of those weird ladies!  |
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?
We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.
MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.
I’m one of those weird ladies! "
Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?
We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.
MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.
I’m one of those weird ladies!
Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume? "
It’s not quite that long, I was only married the once! |
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?
We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.
MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.
I’m one of those weird ladies!
Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume?
It’s not quite that long, I was only married the once! "
Then you’re not that weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.
Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?
We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.
MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.
I’m one of those weird ladies!
Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume?
It’s not quite that long, I was only married the once!
Then you’re not that weird "
Phew had me worried there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!
And fab as a friend when I need company!
Life’s good "
This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One thing I do still smile at even after so long is I can put something down and it will still be there days later and not 'tidied up like it should be' and never found again...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.
No it’s laziness!
It's actually not.
Tis "
No. It isn't. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.
No it’s laziness!
It's actually not.
Tis "
It could be illness or three days of naked debauchery with someone.
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"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.
No it’s laziness!
It's actually not.
Tis
It could be illness or three days of naked debauchery with someone.
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Will we ever find out though |
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"You can come to my parties with no earache!! Big bonus!!
Yay! Can’t wait to see you!
You know it'll be a giggle!! "
September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit.
You forgot shoes. A lady ALWAYS needs shoes .... 
Think she’s going barefoot "
Is Sandi Shaw on here! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit.
You forgot shoes. A lady ALWAYS needs shoes ....
Think she’s going barefoot
Is Sandi Shaw on here! "
Shore.... she lives in Blackpool!!! Tut  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.
No it’s laziness!
It's actually not. "
I haven’t been dressed at all today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goodbye to this;
What are you having,
"Lasagna"
Do you want chips with that?
"Of course not"
After food served
Oi what are you doing?
"I just want a couple of chips"
But when I asked, Arrrrgh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have a different man in your bed every night.
That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...
However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker. "
So is my 31 yr old. |
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"You can have a different man in your bed every night.
That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...
However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.
So is my 31 yr old."
I’m already suggesting uni’s to her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can have a different man in your bed every night.
That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...
However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.
So is my 31 yr old.
I’m already suggesting uni’s to her "
He's already got a good job, and I live with him |
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"You can have a different man in your bed every night.
That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...
However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.
So is my 31 yr old.
I’m already suggesting uni’s to her
He's already got a good job, and I live with him "
Well played. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can have a different man in your bed every night.
That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...
However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.
So is my 31 yr old.
I’m already suggesting uni’s to her
He's already got a good job, and I live with him
Well played. "
A small sacrifice for being looked after. |
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