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over a year ago
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Okay, your home is going up in smoke, all your family are safe, you can go in and save one thing before everything is reduced to ashes.
What would it be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay, your home is going up in smoke, all your family are safe, you can go in and save one thing before everything is reduced to ashes.
What would it be?"
My record collection....is full of classics......you can't get stuff like "The Fabulous Inkspots" & "Lawnmower Deth" anymore...and I could not live without my Gloria Gaynor LP's...if I couldn't save them...then I may as well burn down with the house.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my paintings ...
and my blow up doll.. 
ummm ONE thing...its the paintings and the doll gets it, or you live happily ever after lol"
ok...
a condom wins!! the firey's could be hot wi big hoses..
let the paintings burn..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my paintings ...
and my blow up doll..
She stopped farting yet xx 
I thought you said that one was full up?"
farting, she dumped 2 posts up..... am chasing the firemen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my paintings ...
and my blow up doll..
She stopped farting yet xx
I thought you said that one was full up?"
Computer screen now coffee coloured pmsl xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd wait till my ex turns up and tell her our kids are still in there. Watch her rush in and and then call after her, very quietly: psst. come back, they're ok.
Oh well, nevermind, can always get another house. |
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"I'd wait till my ex turns up and tell her our kids are still in there. Watch her rush in and and then call after her, very quietly: psst. come back, they're ok.
Oh well, nevermind, can always get another house."
LOL is sooooooo cruel!!! Good though! |
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Considering most fires occur after 2am, I'd grab some boxers. I've no problem with public nudity, but, as the ancient proverb goes, there's no point freezing to death while you watch all your shit get burnt down. |
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