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over a year ago
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"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder."
Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right |
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"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder."
Is that an euphemism |
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"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.
Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right"
That sounds like when I have sex anyway... |
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"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.
Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right
That sounds like when I have sex anyway..."
You need to start closing the curtains |
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"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.
Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right"
I could do that,give them marks out of ten like they do on Strictly. |
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By *idlandia OP Man
over a year ago
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First one, I felt sorry for the girl, she saw me, went bright red. Made even worse by the crew laughing. I just said "evening" and walked off.
Second time they didn't see me but the girl seemed to be having a great time lol |
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"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.
Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right
That sounds like when I have sex anyway...
You need to start closing the curtains "
I do, it’s usually my partner who whispers and tuts |
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"First one, I felt sorry for the girl, she saw me, went bright red. Made even worse by the crew laughing. I just said "evening" and walked off.
Second time they didn't see me but the girl seemed to be having a great time lol"
Are we talking a proper film crew or a few people with mobile phones. |
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By *idlandia OP Man
over a year ago
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"First one, I felt sorry for the girl, she saw me, went bright red. Made even worse by the crew laughing. I just said "evening" and walked off.
Second time they didn't see me but the girl seemed to be having a great time lol
Are we talking a proper film crew or a few people with mobile phones. " proper film crew |
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"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.
Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right
That sounds like when I have sex anyway...
You need to start closing the curtains
I do, it’s usually my partner who whispers and tuts"
tights have many uses |
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"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me."
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away "
I like both versions.
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"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away
I like both versions.
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Ah, but can you guess which one is true? |
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By *idlandia OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away " |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away
I like both versions.
Ah, but can you guess which one is true? "
The first one, of course. |
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"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away "
That was much better than I expected I'm hoping it was the first one,I mean what kinda crazy person wouldn't be porno ready as every opportunity.
I'm now trawling through porn sites looking for it...
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"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away "
Excuse me that surely deserves more than a thumbs up. |
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"Yes, we have.
Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.
Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.
Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away
That was much better than I expected I'm hoping it was the first one,I mean what kinda crazy person wouldn't be porno ready as every opportunity.
I'm now trawling through porn sites looking for it...
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Quite! I am, as we speak ready to be unspeakably defiled in the name of art. |
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At Glastonbury festival many years ago I came across a glamour model shoot in the teepee field, a rather professional looking affair with photographers and lighting... I stood and watched for a while quite happily! |
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By *idlandia OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"At Glastonbury festival many years ago I came across a glamour model shoot in the teepee field, a rather professional looking affair with photographers and lighting... I stood and watched for a while quite happily!" |
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