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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When it's that time of day for your daily constitution, and you take a seat on the throne, do you proudly listen to the kerrsplosh, flush to mask the sound from the next cubicle or lace the bowl with paper to muffle the drop?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every day is a mystery as to what will appear but the only precaution I take is to give the seat a good wipe first then settle down with some snacks and Netflix |
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"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.
I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh "
Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH! |
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"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.
I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh
Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!"
My timing is terrible.
My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.
I get it from her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.
I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh
Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!
My timing is terrible.
My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.
I get it from her."
Bet that ruined th carpets  |
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"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.
I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh
Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!
My timing is terrible.
My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.
I get it from her.
Bet that ruined th carpets "
I dare not even think of it.
Notice I didn't say Nan. Ya Nan just opens the door and you walk in.
Ya Grandma makes you take your shoes off and then checks to see how clean your hands are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.
I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh
Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!
My timing is terrible.
My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.
I get it from her.
Bet that ruined th carpets
I dare not even think of it.
Notice I didn't say Nan. Ya Nan just opens the door and you walk in.
Ya Grandma makes you take your shoes off and then checks to see how clean your hands are."
No shoes and that carpet.
Think I prefer my Nan. She would have given us wellies |
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"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.
I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh
Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!
My timing is terrible.
My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.
I get it from her.
Bet that ruined th carpets
I dare not even think of it.
Notice I didn't say Nan. Ya Nan just opens the door and you walk in.
Ya Grandma makes you take your shoes off and then checks to see how clean your hands are.
No shoes and that carpet.
Think I prefer my Nan. She would have given us wellies "
Mine would of showed me her hand and said 'pull this' |
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