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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That you keep having to explain over & over because people just don’t understand?
I work in a school & always get asked if I ‘find the students hot/have I fucked in the classroom’ etc
It’s not how the porn films portray it,sorry to burst your bubbles boys 
Btw no the students are grim & yes I have but that’s another thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That you keep having to explain over & over because people just don’t understand?
I work in a school & always get asked if I ‘find the students hot/have I fucked in the classroom’ etc
It’s not how the porn films portray it,sorry to burst your bubbles boys
Btw no the students are grim & yes I have but that’s another thread"
You've contradicted your own question! People have been right in their assumption, you do fuck in your classroom!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That you keep having to explain over & over because people just don’t understand?
I work in a school & always get asked if I ‘find the students hot/have I fucked in the classroom’ etc
It’s not how the porn films portray it,sorry to burst your bubbles boys
Btw no the students are grim & yes I have but that’s another thread
You've contradicted your own question! People have been right in their assumption, you do fuck in your classroom! "
It was the staff toilet actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That you keep having to explain over & over because people just don’t understand?
I work in a school & always get asked if I ‘find the students hot/have I fucked in the classroom’ etc
It’s not how the porn films portray it,sorry to burst your bubbles boys
Btw no the students are grim & yes I have but that’s another thread"
Hey i had a little run of meeting very horny head teachers omg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone assumes I'm really intelligent cause I'm a scientist where in fact I'm just a normal kind of girl who just worked really hard. If anything I'm rather ditzy haha xx"
but you have many qualifications to back up your intelligence
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"Everyone assumes I'm really intelligent cause I'm a scientist where in fact I'm just a normal kind of girl who just worked really hard. If anything I'm rather ditzy haha xx"
I find the reverse is true. The complete idiots in our lab are all PhDs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people ALWAYS choose to work in the adult industry as a last result (and definitely not by choice)  "
I must have made the wrong life choices, my current job is my last resort!  |
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"Everyone assumes I'm really intelligent cause I'm a scientist where in fact I'm just a normal kind of girl who just worked really hard. If anything I'm rather ditzy haha xx
I find the reverse is true. The complete idiots in our lab are all PhDs!"
It is amazing the amount of people in the lab with PhDs that has no common sense haha |
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"Everyone assumes I'm really intelligent cause I'm a scientist where in fact I'm just a normal kind of girl who just worked really hard. If anything I'm rather ditzy haha xxbut you have many qualifications to back up your intelligence "
But still rather ditzy haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That we all have are arse cracks on show when we bend over.
Haha well do you? Lol xx"
Some of my work mates do, I make a conscious effort to make sure mines covered, no one needs to see that ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People think that just because I’m in the Air Force I must be a pilot .
Oh and always say my friend is in the ..... do you know him or her.
Of course I do I know all 33,000 people . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I work in IT.
I should know how every single programme works of the top of my head and that I should be able to remember 500 individuals passwords |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone assumes I'm really intelligent cause I'm a scientist where in fact I'm just a normal kind of girl who just worked really hard. If anything I'm rather ditzy haha xxbut you have many qualifications to back up your intelligence
But still rather ditzy haha xx"
Well that goes without saying..... It's an endearing quality x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Given that most people find out what I do and say words to the effect of "what's one of those" I guess I'm in the unusual position where people don't have preconceptions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That you keep having to explain over & over because people just don’t understand?
I work in a school & always get asked if I ‘find the students hot/have I fucked in the classroom’ etc
It’s not how the porn films portray it,sorry to burst your bubbles boys
Btw no the students are grim & yes I have but that’s
another thread"
People think because I’m a trainee accountant that I can count... trainee for a reason guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh does that mean you sit down all day (admin) moo it means I'm.normally running around like a headless chicken trying to get notes from other agencies n find the correct test results or the right consultant lol |
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They think that I spend the whole time sat in the hot tub drinking champagne when really I’m lying awake at night questioning if my decisions are going to put them all out of the job and on the dole. |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
That having 13 week's holiday ayear is great.
1. Most of us spend lots of our 'holiday' either at school sorting our classrooms or at home doing lesson prep and writing up observations and reports or attending seminars and courses to help with our jobs.
2. 13 week's holiday when we can do as we please, travel wise, as long as it falls within those 13 weeks, the most expensive and busiest times to do anything. And God forbid you book a holiday that ends the last day of the school holidays and your flight is delayed.... The wrath of the Head or Borough will be on you for skipping a day term time. (Same applies for sick leave!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My last job as a chef... people thought my family lived on beautifully prepared and cooked food. Nothing could be further from the truth. I loved my job, but by the time I got home, everyone had eaten something I threw in the slow cooker earlier most of the time. No way I had any desire to prep food when I got home. I was knackered 
Second was the rarity in which people wanted to cook for me as they thought I would be judging their cooking. That never happened. I was just grateful that someone would cook for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My last job as a chef... people thought my family lived on beautifully prepared and cooked food. Nothing could be further from the truth. I loved my job, but by the time I got home, everyone had eaten something I threw in the slow cooker earlier most of the time. No way I had any desire to prep food when I got home. I was knackered
Second was the rarity in which people wanted to cook for me as they thought I would be judging their cooking. That never happened. I was just grateful that someone would cook for me"
you lived on tescos microwave meals didn't you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That because I am the boss, I don’t get my hands dirty.
You will see me out on site with the guys getting stuck in to give them a hand most days and they respect me for it.
Mr M"
you work and own a playdo company |
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"That because I am the boss, I don’t get my hands dirty.
You will see me out on site with the guys getting stuck in to give them a hand most days and they respect me for it.
Mr Myou work and own a playdo company "
Nope but they also know that if we are working away I only stay in the Hilton or Holiday Inn and they will be staying there too as I need my drinking partners later after work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That because I am the boss, I don’t get my hands dirty.
You will see me out on site with the guys getting stuck in to give them a hand most days and they respect me for it.
Mr Myou work and own a playdo company
Nope but they also know that if we are working away I only stay in the Hilton or Holiday Inn and they will be staying there too as I need my drinking partners later after work "
omg you're encourageable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh so all you do is choose which fruits appear when in the machine to scam people of their money right?
No that'd the mathematician's job...
Oh I don't really understand what you do then, is it nothing?"
This convo happens more times than I'd really like |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
That I am sat on a shelf with fuck all to do just waiting for them to ring me and come and sort their problem out because it's the only problem to sort that day.
And that I can drop everything, and get to Aberdeen immediately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Health & Safety Advisor here and people generally tend to think you are:
1) A boring anorak with no social skills who also collects stamps and goes train spotting
2) That you have an almost Rainman like ability to recall every piece of legislation and statutory instrument instantaneously
3) That you’re a “jobsworth” with the intention of making people jobs as difficult as is humanly possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I have tight abs and eat nothing but chicken and rice. 
I love to train but I love food too!! My physique changes constantly and fluctuates between rather shredded and muscular but fluffy.
Eve. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They don’t think I’m being serious when I say my job is to con and insult them.
They think it’s funny when I say I’m like a rhinoceros - I’ve got thick skin and charge a lot.
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I’m a pub manager and people think that when I ask for ID it’s because I’m a bitch what people don’t realise is that I can get a fine/lose my job, my bosses can lose their personal licenses and get a fine as well as the company I work for getting slammed with a big fine as well |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
That I either make cars or automatically know how to fix cars as I work for a large automotive company.
I do actually know how to "repair" cars but that comes through having owned old bangers and not having the money, then, to pay to have them repaired. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a carer and every single person's first thing that they say is oh that's a hard job
It's really not. I've had a cracked rib..bloody nose and often have to be on my guard for a fast hand but the majority of my job entails having a laugh with the residents....make them tea..help them to get ready and help them to the toilet x |
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