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Phrases you use as insults....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After reading another thread, something about lady parts.
What terms or phrases do you call people if you think they are idiotic or fools?
Or even phrases you might call workmates/mates just for the hell of it? Just for a laugh, of course.
Or things might say just for a laugh.
I like the term:
"Look at that Bercules". (Pronounced Hercules)
When someone is a Doyle.
Or even:
"That club was crazy, it was like being in the early gurning centre."
Or |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a few favourites I recycle as needed :
"As an outsider what do you think of the human race?"
"Don't try to be clever you don't have the resources"
or simply "You useless Mong" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.
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If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.
If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"
Jimmy carr gets a heckler....love it |
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"Has someone just opened a bag of idiots in here, you should probably be getting back now, your village will be missing you.  "
Variation of one of my other favourites
Your village must really miss you  |
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You're about as much use as a lesbian with no tongue.
Also:
You're about as much use as a cock-flavoured lollipop.
And (blokes only):
Why don't you go home and fuck your shoes...cos they've had a cunt in them all day long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!"
Sgt Hartman - Full Metal Jacket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being a dick wont make yours any bigger.
You're the reason why they have to put instructions on shampoo.
I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.
Just some of my favourite little rays of sunshine ! |
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"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.
If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"
Not really.
She swallows......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.
If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth
Not really.
She swallows........."
That explains wht when she went to the doctors, they said she has 2 much male hormone in her body |
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