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What can put you off a profile?
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"When it just says - Here for NSA fun and that’s it. Just a little more info would be helpful. "
Really long paragraphs explaning what they don't like and how you should speak to them like there royalty and if your not literally Adonis himself then they'll just delete your message that you put loads of effort in writing |
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Text talk.
Duckface pouts.
Every picture is cock/minge but profile says not to send such pictures.
"I'm the best you'll ever have"
Any with a "and now about her by him" and vice versa.
And probably much more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they mention they’re a nice guy and it’s only nice to reply to a message with a yes or no. It gives me a mental image of them standing there with a meat cleaver, waiting with a stopwatch, for a timely nice reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bad teeth
Untidy background. Saw a fanny shot on here once where the foreground was littered with dust on a wooden floor. Couldn’t help but think the dust had fallen out. (Jokes) "
Bad teeth on a profile..  |
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"When it says 'no drama' "
Yep, this pretty much guarantees the person (male or female) will be a drama queen.
Sulks, huffs and passive aggressive "funny" messages ahoy when they get their knix in a twist.
Avoid.
(Learnt this one the hard way!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a lot... everything mentioned so far but top of the list is someone who lists himself as being able to accommodate when in fact he can't. Outright lies like that really grate my parmesan... grrrr... |
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"Bad teeth
Untidy background. Saw a fanny shot on here once where the foreground was littered with dust on a wooden floor. Couldn’t help but think the dust had fallen out. (Jokes)
Bad teeth on a profile.. "
In a profile pic yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When it just says - Here for NSA fun and that’s it. Just a little more info would be helpful. "
Or at the other end of the scale ones that are almost as long as war and peace and twice as boring...yawn |
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By *pinCouple
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Great oral skills and qualified masseur, generally code for small cock and an inability to get it up."
Harsh lol, contradicting statements or requirements just seem fake. Also cum dripping pictures, not nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loads of bareback pictures (excluding couples)
Any reference to them being a gentleman or a nice guy.
Any reference to every other man on the site being a time waster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dick avatars, pics only of dick plus a token one of a person, out of focus and taken from 100 m away. Could be your father you can see so little of them.
‘Not here to fuck my way through the site’. What actual information does that sentence convey?
Bollocks about ‘subject to legal ramifications’. Do you KNOW how much lawyers cost??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they're into something or someone that isn't me."
But when you sit on the toilet, do you lower your trousers down to around your ankles, shins or to your knees? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they're into something or someone that isn't me.
But when you sit on the toilet, do you lower your trousers down to around your ankles, shins or to your knees? "
I'm so not into that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Photos with toilets in
This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet
This is where we wank
Why not wank in the shower?
Not good for the drainage."
Plus it helps me to reconnect with mother heart thanks to the sound of the flush |
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Discreet.
Automatically makes me think they're intending on smuggling me in and out of places whilst wrapped in a Persian rug.
No ta, if we're gonna fuck we're also gonna be mates (unless you take my eye and fandango in a club, but we'll probably still become mates)
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
Dorset |
"Photos with toilets in
This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet
This is where we wank
Why not wank in the shower? "
Because:
Two reasons,
The camera isn't water proof,
When the missus cleans her lost hair out of the plug hole, she will find the evidence (yuk, and men never clean the plug hole)..lol  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
Pics featuring others - Why do I need to see you hanging out the back of some poor girl who probably doesn't know you even took the picture?!
Legal warnings - Naive twat
Will fill in later - Ok, when you get round to it I might have a look
No pics, I am a very important person and have to be discreet - coz the rest of us aren't and don't 
I have kids and they are my world and will always come first - Coz the rest of us don't give a shot about our family
I am a dom, I'm into bdsm, I'm far from vanilla - Okay... If you say so but maybe learn a few basics regards capitalisation and what vanilla is etc
Straight male but all verification from TV/TS - That'll be FabStraight then
Single male only free for daytime meets at your place - That'll be FabSingle then
Not here to fuck the whole site, quality over quantity - Okay...
Ranty lists - Bored now
Is this site for real? Does anyone actually meet? - No
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know, someone sent me a friend request this morning and his profile pretty much encapsulated the polar opposite to what I'm attracted to.
44 cock pictures and nothing else, his only visible veri was from a woman where he bragged about how well she takes the full length of his cock in her tight little pussy in his veri back to her, saying how he likes to take charge followed by how he likes to pull hair and so on and how he'll make a girl deep throat, and a status saying how he's never cum from a blow job before and was offering it as aa challenge.... all in all, just no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RIGHT, LETS GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT, NO MEN, I'M NOT GAY. IF I SEND A MESSAGE AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO REPLY, MANNERS COST NOTHING. NO FACE PIC, NO REPLY, NO TIMEWASTERS. IS ANYONE ACTUALLY GENUINE ON HERE. MOST WOMEN ON HERE ARE UP THEIR OWN ARSES..............blah blah blah, then followed with....laid back easy going guy.......
Yeah righty ho then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next to no info about the person/couple
Terms like ‘pussy destroyer’
Trying to be ‘dom’...coming across like an aggressive 15 year old
‘Will fill in latet’ For months plus old profiles
Telling us how much we’re going to enjoy being fucked by them
Arrogance
Each to their own...but instant turn off for us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women who think they are far hotter than they appear to be. Rudeness. No verifications with no sign of meeting and worst of all, those that pursue fabs without appearing to meet. #whatsthepoint? #shouldbeontinder |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Cliches.
Demanding.
Impossibly narrow requirements.
Those that are still hung up on someone and have shitty comments in their profiles to have a dig.
Stating safe sex in profile but having several pictures of unsafe sex with multiple partners.
Creampie pics.
Denigrating dick pics when they have 9 shots of their vagina.
420/drug friendly.
Being a male.
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