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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Asda hi any one shop in asda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No one does. It's a wonder it's still trading tbh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not if I can help it, awful place. It’s like trying to go through a pen getting your trolley through checkouts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes why

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes why"

Can you pick up a pint of milk and a cut loaf for the OP, there’s a good chap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes why"

I think he's doing some research before he thinks of investing in Walmart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's one a stones throw away from my house so I'm in there daily.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes why

Can you pick up a pint of milk and a cut loaf for the OP, there’s a good chap."

Proberbly could im headed that way today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's one a stones throw away from my house so I'm in there daily. "

To pick up all the stones you’ve been throwing ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's one a stones throw away from my house so I'm in there daily.

To pick up all the stones you’ve been throwing ? "

Pomegranate seeds usually!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a friend of mine once said.....

I occasionally shop in Asda to see how my taxes are being spent

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"As a friend of mine once said.....

I occasionally shop in Asda to see how my taxes are being spent "

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

Why do you want to know

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

No chance, it’s a horrible shop

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By *uckymooMan  over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good gravy it's supermarket snobbery. Not a jolly positive way to start the day

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Think they mispelt it

CHAVSDA has a much better ring to it and is far more descriptive of its clientele.

P.s. Clientele are the ones who shop there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's merging with Sainsbury's isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread."

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like Asda, I like the cheap and cheerful clothes. I shop wherever I fancy on the day. Mainly Tesco and Morrisons because they are closest to me. Sainsbury's or Asda if I am out and about leisurely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm quite lucky with regards to supermarkets because I have a Tesco a Sainsbury's, Lidl, Aldi, Asda and Waitrose all within 20 minutes drive.

I just don't buy meat from supermarkets cos it's too expensive, I buy bulk from my butchers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to regularly, it was fine, but I moved and Sainsbury is closer, although I have favoured Aldi of late..

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By *uckymooMan  over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money. "

Totally agree!!

Hope it hangs around

Remember poor old kwiksave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

Totally agree!!

Hope it hangs around

Remember poor old kwiksave"

Omg..my first proper job after i left school was at kwiksave

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By *esus H ChristMan  over a year ago

birmingham


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

Totally agree!!

Hope it hangs around

Remember poor old kwiksave

Omg..my first proper job after i left school was at kwiksave "

They did tins of beans for ridiculous prices pennies if I remember correctly plain white label with black army style print on, and white bread for about 15pence a loaf....aahh memories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Asda hi any one shop in asda"
omg no....... Got to think of my image I mean an asda bag da da da da da

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By *effrey45Man  over a year ago

Lytham


"There's one a stones throw away from my house so I'm in there daily.

To pick up all the stones you’ve been throwing ?

Pomegranate seeds usually! "

I used to go to Asda but all the pomegranate trees and saplings get in my way now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do it’s convenient for me x

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By *uckymooMan  over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

Totally agree!!

Hope it hangs around

Remember poor old kwiksave

Omg..my first proper job after i left school was at kwiksave "

Yeah i know i used to go in and check out your bum!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was a senior manager with them for 12 years and the funny thing was I had a discount card that I only used a few times as I seen what happened behind the scenes and trust me you wouldn't wanna shop there no more

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By *etLikeMan  over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"Good gravy it's supermarket snobbery. Not a jolly positive way to start the day "

that’s what I was thinking

Though the good gravy is likely to be in Waitrose

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

Did we ever fu d our why the OP wanted to know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money. "

It's all the Continental crap they sell.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

No I don't.

They need a reward card.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like shopping in Asda but that’s mostly because they do bra’s that fit me and they’re cheap as chips.

Their food shopping delivery sucks donkeyballs though.

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By *uckymooMan  over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

It's all the Continental crap they sell. "

And of course the cheapest Welders and other power tools known to any unhandy man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was a senior manager with them for 12 years and the funny thing was I had a discount card that I only used a few times as I seen what happened behind the scenes and trust me you wouldn't wanna shop there no more "

And that's what an ex employee of any supermarket would probably say. Was you sacked by any chance!!

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By *lceeWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

I have the Asda HQ right opposite my office but no actual Asda’s anywhere near work or home. Always quite liked an Asda late night shop.

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By *uckymooMan  over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire


"I have the Asda HQ right opposite my office but no actual Asda’s anywhere near work or home. Always quite liked an Asda late night shop."

Always a good excuse to get home late!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like shopping in Asda but that’s mostly because they do bra’s that fit me and they’re cheap as chips.

Their food shopping delivery sucks donkeyballs though.

"

I have to agree with you on the bra front. Although they aren't as good quality as I would like, my Asda set has stood the test of time and they have nice designs in my size.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

It's all the Continental crap they sell.

And of course the cheapest Welders and other power tools known to any unhandy man"

Not forgetting the jumble sale aisle where you can pick up a raincoat for your kid, a screwdriver set and a flat packed chest of drawers.

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By *uckymooMan  over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

It's all the Continental crap they sell.

And of course the cheapest Welders and other power tools known to any unhandy man

Not forgetting the jumble sale aisle where you can pick up a raincoat for your kid, a screwdriver set and a flat packed chest of drawers.

"

Missed of the frying pan and some lycra

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently, there carparks are excellent places to park your gypsy caravans.

The nearest to me is a Tesco, it'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was a senior manager with them for 12 years and the funny thing was I had a discount card that I only used a few times as I seen what happened behind the scenes and trust me you wouldn't wanna shop there no more

And that's what an ex employee of any supermarket would probably say. Was you sacked by any chance!!"

I'm afraid I left of my own accord !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. And never noticed this issue with it being filler with anyone but your normal cross selection of people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have the Asda HQ right opposite my office but no actual Asda’s anywhere near work or home. Always quite liked an Asda late night shop."

Been down to Asda House loads of times and stayed in the Jury's Inn near the train station loads !! Many a messy midweek night have I had in Leeds town centre

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I nipped into Asda for a quick shop once.

Never again.

One of the bakery staff was restocking the fresh rolls baskets. Wearing her health and hygiene clothes including the disposable gloves.

She'd stopped work to have a natter with a friend.

Mid conversation she started picking her teeth, still wearing her gloves, then went on to restock the shelves.

I left my trolley in the middle of the shop and left.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. And never noticed this issue with it being filler with anyone but your normal cross selection of people. "

Bet you don't get that in Waitrose.

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By *rHornyGentMan  over a year ago

South East London


"I'm quite lucky with regards to supermarkets because I have a Tesco a Sainsbury's, Lidl, Aldi, Asda and Waitrose all within 20 minutes drive.

I just don't buy meat from supermarkets cos it's too expensive, I buy bulk from my butchers. "

Good call on the meat, it’s always more flavoursome, you get a better deal and help local traders. I got a pile of meat from the butcher when we were in Wales recently. The mince and lamb chops were to die for.

Strangely the lamb shanks were from New Zealand as farmers here can’t make money from them. How shipping them around the world generates a profit is beyond me!!

Probably explains why I go to Asda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's one a stones throw away from my house so I'm in there daily.

To pick up all the stones you’ve been throwing ?

Pomegranate seeds usually!

I used to go to Asda but all the pomegranate trees and saplings get in my way now "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Asda shopper here xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Asda shopper here xx"
What an admission you should be ashamed of yourself

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By *unninglinguist600Man  over a year ago

belfast


"I was a senior manager with them for 12 years and the funny thing was I had a discount card that I only used a few times as I seen what happened behind the scenes and trust me you wouldn't wanna shop there no more "

I used to work for tesco, same story there. I dare say they are all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Asda shopper here xxWhat an admission you should be ashamed of yourself "

Is that so xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Asda shopper here xxWhat an admission you should be ashamed of yourself "

No supermarket shaming here... move along please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread."

I must be the great unwashed then

Could you generalise a little more?? Maybe it's less to do with the population as a whole and more to do with the snobbery you possess.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'm quite lucky with regards to supermarkets because I have a Tesco a Sainsbury's, Lidl, Aldi, Asda and Waitrose all within 20 minutes drive.

I just don't buy meat from supermarkets cos it's too expensive, I buy bulk from my butchers.

Good call on the meat, it’s always more flavoursome, you get a better deal and help local traders. I got a pile of meat from the butcher when we were in Wales recently. The mince and lamb chops were to die for.

Strangely the lamb shanks were from New Zealand as farmers here can’t make money from them. How shipping them around the world generates a profit is beyond me!!

Probably explains why I go to Asda "

Tesco and Marks doing Sir loins for £3.50

Morrisons do two chicken breasts for £2. As do Tesco.

I find butchers expensive and NOT always better quality.

I find it difficult to find a parking spot on the high street and one of our local butchers is a rude grumpy pick.

At the moment the big guns are doing it for me. Sorry local butchers and their loyal fans.

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men."

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone "

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service "

What some from the meat and two veg counter?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter? "

something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was a senior manager with them for 12 years and the funny thing was I had a discount card that I only used a few times as I seen what happened behind the scenes and trust me you wouldn't wanna shop there no more

And that's what an ex employee of any supermarket would probably say. Was you sacked by any chance!!

I'm afraid I left of my own accord !!!"

Honda Accord, leaving in style then ?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes I love there baps x

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

Totally agree!!

Hope it hangs around

Remember poor old kwiksave"

I still use a microwave that I had from kwiksave a Daewoo It must be around 15 years old and still good.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

Totally agree!!

Hope it hangs around

Remember poor old kwiksave"

Does anyone remember grandways I think we had grandways before we had kwiksave not after but then we had the co-op two Infact now where I live.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"ASDA itself is not a horrible shop.

Its just the great unwashed who frequent it.

Weird really how the stigma around it has allowed Aldi and Lidl to overtake it.

I do pop in now and then and really like their fresh bread.

It's so weird how Asda is seen as a place for commoners yet Aldi and Lidl are seen as the places only intelligent people go to save money.

Totally agree!!

Hope it hangs around

Remember poor old kwiksave

Omg..my first proper job after i left school was at kwiksave

They did tins of beans for ridiculous prices pennies if I remember correctly plain white label with black army style print on, and white bread for about 15pence a loaf....aahh memories"

Can you remember around what year that was ?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"I like shopping in Asda but that’s mostly because they do bra’s that fit me and they’re cheap as chips.

Their food shopping delivery sucks donkeyballs though.

"

I don,t have any problems with their home delivery they may not have Items in but they,ll substitute them and often reduce the price of Items, thou occasionally/not often they won,t have the Items at all but thats very seldom for me.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"I was a senior manager with them for 12 years and the funny thing was I had a discount card that I only used a few times as I seen what happened behind the scenes and trust me you wouldn't wanna shop there no more

And that's what an ex employee of any supermarket would probably say. Was you sacked by any chance!!

I'm afraid I left of my own accord !!!

Honda Accord, leaving in style then ?!"

I remember the touring before the accord nice little car but like many in those days they had their moments.

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By *htcMan  over a year ago

MK

Yes do often about 3-4 times a month. Have to drive past all the other supermarkets to get to Asda, as Asda is furthest and next to tesco.

Buy only buy certain own branded products there as better taste than the cheap crap in other stores.

Otherwise the rest of shop is Costco, and one own branded item from Lidl. As alot of very poor own branded products in the others.

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter? "

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter?

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe "

and washed down with chocolate milk

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter?

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe and washed down with chocolate milk"

Was thinking more a glass of vino that the guy they have delivered has bought with him.

Mind you don’t like the vinegar they sell there and that could even be a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter?

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe and washed down with chocolate milk

Was thinking more a glass of vino that the guy they have delivered has bought with him.

Mind you don’t like the vinegar they sell there and that could even be a euphemism "

balsamico

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter?

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe and washed down with chocolate milk

Was thinking more a glass of vino that the guy they have delivered has bought with him.

Mind you don’t like the vinegar they sell there and that could even be a euphemism balsamico "

Or even Cider

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter?

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe and washed down with chocolate milk

Was thinking more a glass of vino that the guy they have delivered has bought with him.

Mind you don’t like the vinegar they sell there and that could even be a euphemism balsamico

Or even Cider "

bulmers

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

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"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter?

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe and washed down with chocolate milk

Was thinking more a glass of vino that the guy they have delivered has bought with him.

Mind you don’t like the vinegar they sell there and that could even be a euphemism balsamico

Or even Cider bulmers"

Well it’s not that far from us, we know it well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men go to ASDA to look for women.

Women go to Waitrose to look for men.

Surely nowadays they go online and use Acado.

Free delivery on your first two orders

Threesome anyone

Maybe Fab are missing a trick here, they could offer a drop to your door service What some from the meat and two veg counter?

Followed by a fresh cream pie maybe and washed down with chocolate milk

Was thinking more a glass of vino that the guy they have delivered has bought with him.

Mind you don’t like the vinegar they sell there and that could even be a euphemism balsamico

Or even Cider bulmers

Well it’s not that far from us, we know it well "

I havnt drank it for years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shop online at ASDA. Tried them all in our area and they are the best for quality and lack of substitutions.

The shop tho...in a really bad area and absolutely hideous to go into!

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