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What gives you the biggest laugh on FAB?
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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago
Mid-Cheshire |
My funniest things are
Age fibbers you know the ones where the lady has candyfloss hair and says 39.
Tubby blokes holding their bellys in.
And the selfies with something amusing in the background some messy bedrooms on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some days it's desperation
Some days it's white knights
Some days it's just being silly
I do miss the old days where there was more fun and less angst. "
 this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My funniest things are
Age fibbers you know the ones where the lady has candyfloss hair and says 39.
Tubby blokes holding their bellys in.
And the selfies with something amusing in the background some messy bedrooms on here"
Exxcuse me some guys have white hair young and so do women |
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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago
Mid-Cheshire |
"My funniest things are
Age fibbers you know the ones where the lady has candyfloss hair and says 39.
Tubby blokes holding their bellys in.
And the selfies with something amusing in the background some messy bedrooms on here
Exxcuse me some guys have white hair young and so do women "
Noooo you know where its not greying its fluffy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The white knights...especially the ones jumping to the defence of a damsel in distress with comments like "you're stunning" )...to a hidden profile with an eye as the profile pic.  "
Those eye pics are funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My funniest things are
Age fibbers you know the ones where the lady has candyfloss hair and says 39.
Tubby blokes holding their bellys in.
And the selfies with something amusing in the background some messy bedrooms on here
Exxcuse me some guys have white hair young and so do women "
I think skinny guys show cock too much
The profile with no photo but hey ladies look at my ten cock pics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok. Old cock pics that date to like 7 years ago
Messages that say let's fuck
Or just a hi
Guys who written nothing out on their profile just come sat hi |
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All the predictable comments when someone dares to mention bareback.
The wolf pack attacking when a regular gets challenged.
People who's profile says they are laid back and chilled, blah, blah, yet they are incredibly opinionated, aggressive and promote civil war and violence.
The seemingly huge number of people who count themselves as swingers yet never have sexual contact. Or never outside of their relationship at least.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some days it's desperation
Some days it's white knights
Some days it's just being silly
I do miss the old days where there was more fun and less angst. "
you and me both...
To answer the op... today it was stupid messages at 2am x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some one bothering to contact me to tell me they'd removed a fab from my pic...
Daft."
That is a person with too much time on their hands!
And thank you for making me laugh! |
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the biggest ....... the biggest laugh ....
dunno really ....
witty retorts by some .....
irony of the ignorant ......
moralising from those that cannot form a thought of their own .......
varies.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have different kinds of laughs.
Proper laughing at funny jokes.
Laughing in disbelief at some of the things people say.
Laughing with people who say the funniest things.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a few with a very dry sense of humour, and when others don't realise what they mean, it brings a smile to my face.
My inbox often makes me smile...or wince. It's a fine line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love looking at pictures and spotting things out of place.
Last time I spotted a women showing off her gapping holes with what looked like a prolasping asshole. There was a box of immodium on the bedside table just behind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I was mailed by a couple.Who not looking TVs etc. But it was a guy not even living where they say they live. And he's looking to meet TVs.???  "
Hes just a big fat liar then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grown men and women using emojis,well you did ask
They don't put them there for no reason 
Why?is it compulsory to use them? "
It helps to know how a comment is intended hard to tell otherwise if someones being humorous or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love looking at pictures and spotting things out of place.
Last time I spotted a women showing off her gapping holes with what looked like a prolasping asshole. There was a box of immodium on the bedside table just behind "
#youknowwhoyouarse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love looking at pictures and spotting things out of place.
Last time I spotted a women showing off her gapping holes with what looked like a prolasping asshole. There was a box of immodium on the bedside table just behind
#youknowwhoyouarse"
I have almost failed to see what you did there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love looking at pictures and spotting things out of place.
Last time I spotted a women showing off her gapping holes with what looked like a prolasping asshole. There was a box of immodium on the bedside table just behind
#youknowwhoyouarse
I have almost failed to see what you did there "
It was subtle, hey  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Any number of things to be honest - there are some very witty people here.
Then there are the things that weren't intended as humour but always make me laugh - like the reverse psychology attention seekers that post things like "I'll just sit here in the corner unnoticed" or those that contradict themselves as a thread unfolds dependent on the way it is going.
And then there's F&B - he never fails to make me laugh!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics )
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When people moan about not meeting nice men when nice guy messages either get a message back saying no or you seem to nice an not my type lol what the hell they after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grown men and women using emojis,well you did ask
They don't put them there for no reason
Why?is it compulsory to use them? "
sometimes written text online can be misinterpreted without am emoji |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely the reverse psychology threads..
My pics are crap/no one ever notices me boo hoo.. and watching all the sad white knights defending them in the hope of a shag |
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"Definitely the reverse psychology threads..
My pics are crap/no one ever notices me boo hoo.. and watching all the sad white knights defending them in the hope of a shag "
and this. Theres one woman that does it on every thread she puts up she just cant help herself |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Definitely the reverse psychology threads..
My pics are crap/no one ever notices me boo hoo.. and watching all the sad white knights defending them in the hope of a shag "
Not sure which is funniest in that situation to be honest....
...only one way to find out!! FIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT!!! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Oh here's another one - people that post on threads about a subject they have no interest in just to state they have no interest in it - for example someone who is straight going on a bi related thread to simply state they are straight and nothing else - always raises a chuckle that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually have a laugh with the chat and some forum posts. I think the best one I saw was one where people were paired and had to write status for each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics )
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1. Some of the private messages I get
2. Nothing else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics )
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Photographs of people were you can see all sorts in the background thank heavens for double finger expending lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The dryness of some forumites.
I do enjoy a dry sense of humour.
I also like the stories of meets gone wrong (the funny tales, not the serious dangerous ones!). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For me it's got to be the cringe worthy pics where the guys put a common household object alongside their erection.
I really hope they all wipe those sky remotes before their kids touch them ..."
That makes me roll my eyes and think FFS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy
Hey, that's me "
Echo
cho
ho
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The flouncers always amuse me. As so the "in loving memory" threads when someone leaves without announcing it publicly, the drama in them is often comedy gold! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy
Hey, that's me
Echo
cho
ho
o"
Careful you don't get sucked in Lib. |
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy "
Personally I love them, and that's a pretty shitty way to describe a lady's genitalia.......just my opinion |
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"The flouncers always amuse me. As so the "in loving memory" threads when someone leaves without announcing it publicly, the drama in them is often comedy gold!"
the dead threads i call them lol. Im scared to leave incase someone starts one about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favorite threads are the bareback, married playing away , I got stood up , and BBC is a offensive term threads.....
In the bareback threads , I just wait for someone to post “ It’s like playing Russian Roulette “ to get a laugh....
In the married playing away , I just wait for the abuse the single men get but laugh when 1 or 2 cheating females post and receive hugs.
In the I got stood up/timewaster threads , I just laugh at the white knights tripping over themselves to tell the women they are beautiful.. And the catch phrase the guy who stood the Op up ruins it for the real men....
In the BBC threads , I just laugh at the couples and black men who insist on being offended by the term BBC .. Like swinging is the place for social change..... then make a point to try and change everyone’s mind on the same thread....
This forum is a crazy place but I love it.... |
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"My favorite threads are the bareback, married playing away , I got stood up , and BBC is a offensive term threads.....
In the bareback threads , I just wait for someone to post “ It’s like playing Russian Roulette “ to get a laugh....
In the married playing away , I just wait for the abuse the single men get but laugh when 1 or 2 cheating females post and receive hugs.
In the I got stood up/timewaster threads , I just laugh at the white knights tripping over themselves to tell the women they are beautiful.. And the catch phrase the guy who stood the Op up ruins it for the real men....
In the BBC threads , I just laugh at the couples and black men who insist on being offended by the term BBC .. Like swinging is the place for social change..... then make a point to try and change everyone’s mind on the same thread....
This forum is a crazy place but I love it...."
With you on this my good man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics )
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When an old friend put up a new profile pic thinking she was hot but I'm reality she looked like filtered Michael Jackson's heavier twin but we were all too nice to tell her. Bless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics )
When an old friend put up a new profile pic thinking she was hot but I'm reality she looked like filtered Michael Jackson's heavier twin but we were all too nice to tell her. Bless "
Damn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy
Who’s the new guy ? "
He's allowed to post isnt he?
Its not all about you by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy
Who’s the new guy ?
He's allowed to post isnt he?
Its not all about you by the way"
Oh, you’re touchy this morning, did those tweeting birds wake you up again, you poor thing ? Only asking the question and after took the time to recommended you an excellent band in your thread.
You have a lovely day now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy
Who’s the new guy ?
He's allowed to post isnt he?
Its not all about you by the way
Oh, you’re touchy this morning, did those tweeting birds wake you up again, you poor thing ? Only asking the question and after took the time to recommended you an excellent band in your thread.
You have a lovely day now.
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Its a barking fucking dog nowadays as my neighbour as a little twatty dog,have a good day yourself,i look forward posting on all of your 20+ threads today,live long and prosper mr.impala |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy
Who’s the new guy ?
He's allowed to post isnt he?
Its not all about you by the way
Oh, you’re touchy this morning, did those tweeting birds wake you up again, you poor thing ? Only asking the question and after took the time to recommended you an excellent band in your thread.
You have a lovely day now.
Its a barking fucking dog nowadays as my neighbour as a little twatty dog,have a good day yourself,i look forward posting on all of your 20+ threads today,live long and prosper mr.impala "
I look forward to your contributions cause they’re always such fun and very informative.
Oh, the band are Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever, but I’d doubt you’d like them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab.
The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy
Personally I love them, and that's a pretty shitty way to describe a lady's genitalia.......just my opinion"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The status you see when someone posts “I’m leaving here blah blah”
And then they’re logged in the next day... "
and advertising meets the same day then the following day not meeting! Lol |
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