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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"As long as you dont flush them down the toilet
You can get one's that are flushable
Most still have the potential to cause blockages. And even fat bergs "
Don’t you mean shitbergs |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
I was watching the 3 part program on the £5b super sewer being built in (Well, under) London, there is NO such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Oh it might say it is on the packet but that's because the manufacturers don't give a damn (was going to say shit  ) what happens to them after they've sold them.
The Beckton sewage works removes 30 tonnes of wet wipes per day 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx"
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy 
A bidet is your friend |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I was watching the 3 part program on the £5b super sewer being built in (Well, under) London, there is NO such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Oh it might say it is on the packet but that's because the manufacturers don't give a damn (was going to say shit ) what happens to them after they've sold them.
The Beckton sewage works removes 30 tonnes of wet wipes per day
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Only ever flush the 3 Ps: pee, poo and paper.
Some people even flush cotton ear buds. The plastic stalks found in the sewer system put end to end could go to the moon every year. |
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy
A bidet is your friend "
Ah an enlightened one.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy
A bidet is your friend "
I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy
A bidet is your friend
Ah an enlightened one. "
If you had an animal and it shat on your floor, would you clean it with a dry cloth???
There’s your answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy
A bidet is your friend
I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh? "
You washed yourself but so you are only drying |
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"I always use a squirt from a water bottle
Outrageous "
Just depends who's water bottle, let me know what gym you go to so I can avoid that one, I wondered where my bottle went when I was on the treadmill..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!
Metrosexuality gone mad!
Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!
Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!
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"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!
Metrosexuality gone mad!
Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!
Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!
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Wow, a full on "get your shit together" rant... Well said |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!
Metrosexuality gone mad!
Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!
Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!
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I feel your pain |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!
Metrosexuality gone mad!
Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!
Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!
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Really?  That's uncalled for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!
Metrosexuality gone mad!
Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!
Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!
Wow, a full on "get your shit together" rant... Well said "
Thankyou.. I do tire of all this 'new man','modern man' nonsense. I even saw a guy in the middle of a club at the weekend, reach into his what can only be described as a miniature satchel, retrieve a bottle of Nivea and start applying it to his face! I get nowadays we can't stick labels on people because the snowflakes will start having a meltdown, but back in the day, we'd have called em 'poofs'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy
A bidet is your friend
I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?
You washed yourself but so you are only drying"
But I don't shit round my arse or anywhere else.. I don't need to 'wash' anything.. Its a hole, a pipe it comes out of. By your reckoning then, you should irrigate your entire colon after every Eartha Kitt!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy
A bidet is your friend
I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?
You washed yourself but so you are only drying
But I don't shit round my arse or anywhere else.. I don't need to 'wash' anything.. Its a hole, a pipe it comes out of. By your reckoning then, you should irrigate your entire colon after every Eartha Kitt!
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I always use a squirt from a water bottle
Outrageous
Just depends who's water bottle, let me know what gym you go to so I can avoid that one, I wondered where my bottle went when I was on the treadmill..... "
It wasn’t my bottle obviously |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs"
When I went to school there was only tracing paper |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs"
Izal... Never had chance of piles in them days because that stuff would slice em off at every wipe |
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
Wet wipes are more hygienic.
How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy
A bidet is your friend
I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?
You washed yourself but so you are only drying
But I don't shit round my arse or anywhere else.. I don't need to 'wash' anything.. Its a hole, a pipe it comes out of. By your reckoning then, you should irrigate your entire colon after every Eartha Kitt!
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Excellent idea, I shall take that on board. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx"
You'll be calling drain busters in a couple weeks time if you flush wipes down lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx
You'll be calling drain busters in a couple weeks time if you flush wiheypes down lol"
Done it for ages there are ones you can use that the block the drain |
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"Am I the only one who uses a crisp £20 note?
(Or a tenner if it's near the end of the month and you're slumming it)."
No good now, there too plastic and it will just slide like the old tracing paper. |
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"Train your body so that you need one first thing in the morning before your shower. Problem solved
Exactly then douche and shower, all clean for 24 hours. "
do you douche every time you go for a shit? |
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"Train your body so that you need one first thing in the morning before your shower. Problem solved
Exactly then douche and shower, all clean for 24 hours. do you douche every time you go for a shit?"
Yes of course, and perfectly healthy too before you ask. I have sex most days so pretty essential really. |
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"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs"
Ha Ha the dreaded Izal medicated paper
We called it John Wayne paper, as it took no shit off any one |
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"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs
Ha Ha the dreaded Izal medicated paper
We called it John Wayne paper, as it took no shit off any one "
True grit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way
Cx"
What are you doing that makes toilet paper hurt your bottom?!? Buy nicer stuff perhaps?! |
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"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!
Metrosexuality gone mad!
Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!
Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!
Wow, a full on "get your shit together" rant... Well said
Thankyou.. I do tire of all this 'new man','modern man' nonsense. I even saw a guy in the middle of a club at the weekend, reach into his what can only be described as a miniature satchel, retrieve a bottle of Nivea and start applying it to his face! I get nowadays we can't stick labels on people because the snowflakes will start having a meltdown, but back in the day, we'd have called em 'poofs'! "
Bit much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!
Metrosexuality gone mad!
Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!
Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!
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What crap, go bush you woose! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ooops! Maybe not you’re best idea for a thread OP
no way it's the best thread ever......xx
Well, with hindsight best laugh I’ve had today! "
me too
I find toilet paper just doesn't work aswell as wipes and wipes are a lot nicer.
My bum isn't that hairy
Thank you kindly |
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"Ooops! Maybe not you’re best idea for a thread OP
no way it's the best thread ever......xx
Well, with hindsight best laugh I’ve had today!
me too
I find toilet paper just doesn't work aswell as wipes and wipes are a lot nicer.
My bum isn't that hairy
Thank you kindly "
what do you mean doesnt work so well? |
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