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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The onions are burning my eyes

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

Hold your nose with your left hand, turn anti clockwise three times while chanting "ping ping ping the sting sting sting"....all will be well. Old wives tale I think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put a metal spoon in your mouth whilst you're chopping. It's meant to work apparently

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man  over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare


"The onions are burning my eyes "

Are you planning on cooking those onions? Cause if you are, I'd say they were acting in self defence

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Put a metal spoon in your mouth whilst you're chopping. It's meant to work apparently "

The molecules relaeased by chopping onions are attracted to moisture. They react with water to create a burny acid hence irritating your eyes as that’s often the closest source. However the metal on the spoon you should suck binds the chemicals before they get a chance to get to the source of moisture. Science is wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the only thing that works is buying them ready chopped

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"Put a metal spoon in your mouth whilst you're chopping. It's meant to work apparently

The molecules relaeased by chopping onions are attracted to moisture. They react with water to create a burny acid hence irritating your eyes as that’s often the closest source. However the metal on the spoon you should suck binds the chemicals before they get a chance to get to the source of moisture. Science is wonderful."

This is interesting, going to have to try it next time i chop an onion...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put a metal spoon in your mouth whilst you're chopping. It's meant to work apparently

The molecules relaeased by chopping onions are attracted to moisture. They react with water to create a burny acid hence irritating your eyes as that’s often the closest source. However the metal on the spoon you should suck binds the chemicals before they get a chance to get to the source of moisture. Science is wonderful."

Yeah but you look like a twonk with a spoon in your mouth.

What happens if you knick yourself cutting and you bite the spoon? Ouch!

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

...or pop them in the freezer for 10 mins before you cut them..

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Put a metal spoon in your mouth whilst you're chopping. It's meant to work apparently

The molecules relaeased by chopping onions are attracted to moisture. They react with water to create a burny acid hence irritating your eyes as that’s often the closest source. However the metal on the spoon you should suck binds the chemicals before they get a chance to get to the source of moisture. Science is wonderful.

Yeah but you look like a twonk with a spoon in your mouth.

What happens if you knick yourself cutting and you bite the spoon? Ouch!"

Whoops *released. Gosh. Autocorrect is meant to help!

And if you knick yourself you’re probably a twonk (I love that word) anyhow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put a metal spoon in your mouth whilst you're chopping. It's meant to work apparently

The molecules relaeased by chopping onions are attracted to moisture. They react with water to create a burny acid hence irritating your eyes as that’s often the closest source. However the metal on the spoon you should suck binds the chemicals before they get a chance to get to the source of moisture. Science is wonderful."

I guess the spoon acts as a point of condensation because it will be be cooler than the surroundings.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby

Fill a bowl full of water and submerge the onion then slice it up below the water just be careful of your fingers, I chopped an onion up today like that you can see the gas being released as you do it... no runny sore eyes..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the only thing that works is buying them ready chopped "

This is what I do

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk

Don’t cut the root end..

And breathe through your mouth not your nose..when cutting/ chopping them

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By *alking DisasterWoman  over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Don’t cut the root end..

And breathe through your mouth not your nose..when cutting/ chopping them"

I was just about to post this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swimming goggles are your friend!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best remedy ive found and its 100% sure to work

Get someone else to do it..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Breathe through your mouth rather than your nose. Tried the spoon thing and that didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The onions are burning my eyes "

A match, head end out (unlit, obviously!) held between lips, helps.

Or wear swimming goggles...

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Run a tap while you slice.

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