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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Answers on a postcard please....

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple over a year ago

London

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Have a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Natural, elegant, confident and a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear less clothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confidence is my tip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confident but not arrogant

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Smile, sense of humour, bright eyes, be interesting not boring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly I just like a woman who has a nice smile and doesn't take themselves too seriously

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By *tatMan over a year ago

Horrabridge

Be feminine, sensual and relaxed.

You can be a strong woman without being aggressive and angry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cofidence and always maintain eye contact xx

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Addressed to “Someone who gives a fuck”

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Practice preparing poached egg on toast.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Have a pulse and be breathing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Natural, elegant, confident and a sense of humour."

... elegance comes in all shapes and sizes too ...

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't be up your own arse and be approachable

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Confidence, sense of humour, good eye contact and likes bigger chaps.

That is my list for a lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone seen that video “how to be attractive to men”?

“You’ve gotta treat em mean to keep em keen!”

“I’m just ringing to let you know that you look like shit and I hate you”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't be up your own arse and be approachable "

Please define "up your own arse" and what constitutes approachable to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some men aren’t fussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Natural, elegant, confident and a sense of humour."

Check.. check.. double check

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Natural, elegant, confident and a sense of humour.

... elegance comes in all shapes and sizes too ..."

As does a sense of humour. The line between confidence and arrogance is readily open to misinterpretation too.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Claim to be female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Natural, elegant, confident and a sense of humour.

... elegance comes in all shapes and sizes too ...

As does a sense of humour. The line between confidence and arrogance is readily open to misinterpretation too."

Very true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Shouldnt this be the other way round?

Don't get me wrong i like when woman put some effort into themselves too

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Have a pulse lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please....

Shouldnt this be the other way round?

Don't get me wrong i like when woman put some effort into themselves too "

Attraction is about far more than appearance though (isn't it)?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"Answers on a postcard please....

Shouldnt this be the other way round?

Don't get me wrong i like when woman put some effort into themselves too

Attraction is about far more than appearance though (isn't it)?"

Exactly, that's why no woman should evet have a microwave egg poacher.

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"Answers on a postcard please....

Shouldnt this be the other way round?

Don't get me wrong i like when woman put some effort into themselves too

Attraction is about far more than appearance though (isn't it)?"

It is indeed, ability to hold a conversation without erm, umm or argh being after every word is a major plus..

But there’s no greater car nip for me than a sarky sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please....

Shouldnt this be the other way round?

Don't get me wrong i like when woman put some effort into themselves too

Attraction is about far more than appearance though (isn't it)?

Exactly, that's why no woman should evet have a microwave egg poacher. "

I get it! You're a fan of the whirlpool in a saucepan, splash of vinegar method

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please....

Shouldnt this be the other way round?

Don't get me wrong i like when woman put some effort into themselves too

Attraction is about far more than appearance though (isn't it)?

It is indeed, ability to hold a conversation without erm, umm or argh being after every word is a major plus..

But there’s no greater car nip for me than a sarky sense of humour

I presume that was meant to read "cat nip" (unless your Volvo bites)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being able to hold a funny convetsation have a little banter for me is number one i dont want to just look at you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being able to hold a funny convetsation have a little banter for me is number one i dont want to just look at you "

I'm here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

I went out last night, I thought I looked smoking.. (there’s a photo on my profile of what I wore) I’m really approachable, gerenerally a bit of a clown (I was the idiot doing the floss in the middle of the dance floor on my own because I think I’m funny

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

I feel your pain...I have had many similar experiences which is why I am genuinely interested in men's responses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear my shirt, frenchies and long socks or bare feet and you'll win my heart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

I feel your pain...I have had many similar experiences which is why I am genuinely interested in men's responses"

Is it an 'out of my league' thing, men dont want the rejection if you said no. Can you be too attractive to men

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

I feel your pain...I have had many similar experiences which is why I am genuinely interested in men's responses

Is it an 'out of my league' thing, men dont want the rejection if you said no. Can you be too attractive to men

Haha, a very flattering explanation, but I don't buy into the concept of "leagues" myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I honestly just find a girl who can hold convo and make me laugh is super attractive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

I feel your pain...I have had many similar experiences which is why I am genuinely interested in men's responses

Is it an 'out of my league' thing, men dont want the rejection if you said no. Can you be too attractive to men

I don’t think this is the case tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try not to be!

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Maybe funky cold medina

Love that tune

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

I feel your pain...I have had many similar experiences which is why I am genuinely interested in men's responses

Is it an 'out of my league' thing, men dont want the rejection if you said no. Can you be too attractive to men

I don’t think this is the case tho

Most of the time I don't think women will be interested in me in that way.

Hence me rarely approaching.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

"
might of seen you flexing your guns and thought nah hers are bigger than mine

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS over a year ago

Hyderabad India

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

Ever heard too hot for guys who might think you are out of their league ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear a flower in your hair

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman over a year ago

Lyndhurst

Most men seem to be more interested in a womens body than her face? Maybe im wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear a flower in your hair "

...wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea. Not sure they know either half the time either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No idea. Not sure they know either half the time either

Too many eithers!

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"No idea. Not sure they know either half the time either

Too many eithers!

That's the issue....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please...."
be laid back, happy, inviting generous of spirit etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please...."
be laid back, happy, inviting generous of spirit etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear a flower in your hair

...wait"

*drools*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Honestly I just like a woman who has a nice smile and doesn't take themselves too seriously"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

might of seen you flexing your guns and thought nah hers are bigger than mine

Haha this must be it.. men like to compare the size of my legs and my guns and then when mine are bigger they run away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

Ever heard too hot for guys who might think you are out of their league ?"

I’m genuinely not too hot tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really find the village girl look attractive too, no makeup, constant smiles and emanating positive energy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps "

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

might of seen you flexing your guns and thought nah hers are bigger than mine

Haha this must be it.. men like to compare the size of my legs and my guns and then when mine are bigger they run away

Oi! That was meant to be just between us

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Be yourself...anything else will come across as false ...don't try too hard, be confident , smile, ask questions be interested in the answers and be interesting .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am..."

This is why I'd like opinions on what men find "approachable"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Immaculately turned out ladies always catch my eye regardless of looks and figure. Some ladies take themselves far to seriously. Ditch the caveats in the profiles. If someone is not your type a polite no would suffice in most instances

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

If you are hot be ignorant of how hot you are.

Be depraved in bed but a lady in public.

Be a good cook

Don't try to be funny

Flick your hair about and pout your lips a bit

Smell nice

If you're more intelligent than the guy don't let on that you are

Being rich is nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really find the village girl look attractive too, no makeup, constant smiles and emanating positive energy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please....

Have a vagina.

/thread

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS over a year ago

Hyderabad India

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am..."

Sometimes I think it’s best if you just approach who you like

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"If you are hot be ignorant of how hot you are.

Be depraved in bed but a lady in public.

Be a good cook

Don't try to be funny

Flick your hair about and pout your lips a bit

Smell nice

If you're more intelligent than the guy don't let on that you are

Being rich is nice

But I am funny!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"If you are hot be ignorant of how hot you are.

Be depraved in bed but a lady in public.

Be a good cook

Don't try to be funny

Flick your hair about and pout your lips a bit

Smell nice

If you're more intelligent than the guy don't let on that you are

Being rich is nice

But I am funny!

But you don't try to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am...

Sometimes I think it’s best if you just approach who you like "

Yes, and you can take the rejection that the men are not prepared to risk!

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By *verageguy123Man over a year ago

Selby

Having a good sense of humour, sarcasm and the ability to hold a conversation is a good start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are hot be ignorant of how hot you are.

Be depraved in bed but a lady in public.

Be a good cook

Don't try to be funny

Flick your hair about and pout your lips a bit

Smell nice

If you're more intelligent than the guy don't let on that you are

Being rich is nice

But I am funny!

But you don't try to be

That’s beautiful

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Cottage pie....and bosoms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Oh always thought the best was is to be myself.

Have confidence (but not too much)

Hold a conversation

Have a sense of humour (not too much sarcasm)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cottage pie....and bosoms.

That’ll do it.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Turn up naked, bring beer and a bacon sandwich.

Hold on, I don't drink or eat bacon.

I've not thought this through.....

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Cottage pie....and bosoms.

That’ll do it."

Infallible.

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By *bonynivoryCouple over a year ago

market harborough

"Answers on a postcard please....

Have a vagina.

Or actually, just look like you've got a vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being able to hold a funny convetsation have a little banter for me is number one i dont want to just look at you

I'm here lol

I know sweetheart your good to look at too

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Answers on a postcard please....

Have a vagina.

And a pulse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please....

Have a vagina.

And a pulse!

Fussy!

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS over a year ago

Hyderabad India

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am...

Sometimes I think it’s best if you just approach who you like

Yes, and you can take the rejection that the men are not prepared to risk!"

Don’t give them the power to reject with this principle: often the minute a man replies to your random question- you know from his voice, diction, vocabulary, if he’s a man you want to pursue. If he’s not, you move on. If he is, then at least the ice is broken.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Look you’re all missing the obvious

Be able to fulfil the role if the WIFE

WASH

IRON

F**K

Everything else that gets done in the kitchen.

Oh yes and know how the vacuum works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has nobody said boobs?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Has nobody said boobs?

Me! Boobs....and cottage pie!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Not have any kind of disability or be shit in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has nobody said boobs?

Me! Boobs....and cottage pie!

With cheese all melted and golden brown on top?... if so, forget the boobs bit. What time shall I be around for tea?

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By *itzMcGeeCouple over a year ago

Lancaster

Turn up naked....bring beer...make a good breakfast

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Answers on a postcard please....

Have a vagina.

Or going by my ratio of fabs.. be a male..

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Moobs maybe

Who said all men are only attracted to us ladies

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Has nobody said boobs?

Me! Boobs....and cottage pie!

With cheese all melted and golden brown on top?... if so, forget the boobs bit. What time shall I be around for tea?

Yup, and sometimes with sauted leeks under the cheese!! I'll go put the spuds on......

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Tits and a pulse are usually enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

What even when most of you guys drive us mad asking if we do anal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

What even when most of you guys drive us mad asking if we do anal

"
have you actually gone mad though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a two way street on here you got to be attractive and confident to get any were in life if you not that then there no joy time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has nobody said boobs?

Me! Boobs....and cottage pie!

With cheese all melted and golden brown on top?... if so, forget the boobs bit. What time shall I be around for tea?

Yup, and sometimes with sauted leeks under the cheese!! I'll go put the spuds on......

*sighs in expectation of gastronomic bliss* Ah, heaven!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please...."
must have a pulse

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

What even when most of you guys drive us mad asking if we do anal

have you actually gone mad though "

Totally mental

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Has nobody said boobs?

Me! Boobs....and cottage pie!

With cheese all melted and golden brown on top?... if so, forget the boobs bit. What time shall I be around for tea?

Yup, and sometimes with sauted leeks under the cheese!! I'll go put the spuds on......

*sighs in expectation of gastronomic bliss* Ah, heaven! "

Mashed neeps up one end???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

What even when most of you guys drive us mad asking if we do anal

have you actually gone mad though

Totally mental

"
I don't believe it for a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

What even when most of you guys drive us mad asking if we do anal

"
noooo really ? . Pssstt just out of interest. Do yer ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has nobody said boobs?

Me! Boobs....and cottage pie!

With cheese all melted and golden brown on top?... if so, forget the boobs bit. What time shall I be around for tea?

Yup, and sometimes with sauted leeks under the cheese!! I'll go put the spuds on......

*sighs in expectation of gastronomic bliss* Ah, heaven!

Mashed neeps up one end???

Oh behave! This is rapidly turning in to food porn!!

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Self confidence is what attracts me to a woman

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

Seductive and confident

A few women possess these power.

History is full of powerful men who have fallen for seductive and confident women.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Has nobody said boobs?

Me! Boobs....and cottage pie!

With cheese all melted and golden brown on top?... if so, forget the boobs bit. What time shall I be around for tea?

Yup, and sometimes with sauted leeks under the cheese!! I'll go put the spuds on......

*sighs in expectation of gastronomic bliss* Ah, heaven!

Mashed neeps up one end???

Oh behave! This is rapidly turning in to food porn!!

Haha, nursery food porn!! I had a fabulous concoction of sauted leeks, mushrooms and in a creamy sauce with thyme at the weekend, that will render men helpless when I work out how to make it myself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am...

Sometimes I think it’s best if you just approach who you like

Yes, and you can take the rejection that the men are not prepared to risk!

What I was trying to say is, men who are too scared to approach because of the risk of rejection are quite happy to pass that risk on to women: a very unmasculine and unattractive trait in my opinion. I don't think power comes into it, it's simple cowardice on the man's part.

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By *..TheCurvyPetrolHead...Woman over a year ago

St Helens

I am just myself.

Confident; but not overly. I do have my shy side.

I've always gone down the path of following my interests. I follow my passions and these are always good talking points. Not many women race cars and I completely roll with that. It's different.

Always a good idea to have a hobby or a passion you are passionate about and you can really talk about it and get excited about it. Men find that attractive... apparently...so I've heard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am...

Sometimes I think it’s best if you just approach who you like

Yes, and you can take the rejection that the men are not prepared to risk!

Isn't that complete contradiction to comments you made about being flattered if a man made it known you're attractive?

Why should a man have express his masculinity to appease your stereotype of how men should be with women?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please....

Shouldnt this be the other way round?

Don't get me wrong i like when woman put some effort into themselves too

Attraction is about far more than appearance though (isn't it)?"

Oh yes absolutely for me. You can have an amazing body but nothing sparks me more than connecting on a level through like mindedness, sensuality and passion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Respect them

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

What even when most of you guys drive us mad asking if we do anal

have you actually gone mad though

Totally mental

I don't believe it for a minute"

Batty as a fruit cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tits and a pulse are usually enough

Vagina is a must

What even when most of you guys drive us mad asking if we do anal

have you actually gone mad though

Totally mental

I don't believe it for a minute

Batty as a fruit cake

"
Nora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am attracted to confident classy women with manners and self respect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am attracted to confident classy women with manners and self respect. "

Sadly I think you are in a minority on here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am attracted to confident classy women with manners and self respect.

Sadly I think you are in a minority on here!"

Forgot to mention that she would need to have a nice set of tits and a hairy minge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am attracted to confident classy women with manners and self respect.

Sadly I think you are in a minority on here!

Forgot to mention that she would need to have a nice set of tits and a hairy minge"

I think you are confusing me with someone else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am...

Sometimes I think it’s best if you just approach who you like

Yes, and you can take the rejection that the men are not prepared to risk!

Isn't that complete contradiction to comments you made about being flattered if a man made it known you're attractive?

Why should a man have express his masculinity to appease your stereotype of how men should be with women? "

Sorry but I can't see where I said anything on this thread about being flattered if a man makes it known I'm attractive?

Men can express their masculinity any way they choose, I just happen to be old-fashioned and believe it is the natural order of things for the man to approach the woman. I know others will disagree.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No mate , shaved pussy better , can’t stand hair in my mouth , while licking pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am attracted to confident classy women with manners and self respect. "

I can do that but the self respect went out the window when I joined fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

But I’m really approachable

well at least I think I am...

Sometimes I think it’s best if you just approach who you like

Yes, and you can take the rejection that the men are not prepared to risk!

Isn't that complete contradiction to comments you made about being flattered if a man made it known you're attractive?

Why should a man have express his masculinity to appease your stereotype of how men should be with women? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personality and amazing eyes works for me.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Just be your self and let your personality shine throw.

Also don't bother with make up and stuff like that. You all look grate as you are. You don't need to cover your selves in "paint" and have fake plastic stuff fitted.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

On fab. Have profile. Even if you have no pictures and no text.

In real life. Be funny, confident and independent. Be less needy and less fat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On fab. Have profile. Even if you have no pictures and no text.

In real life. Be funny, confident and independent. Be less needy and less fat."

I love fat women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On fab. Have profile. Even if you have no pictures and no text.

In real life. Be funny, confident and independent. Be less needy and less fat.

I love fat women "

So did my ex

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

Here’s the thing.. it’s 2018 for fuck’s sake.

Why should either women or men put up with women whining about not being approached. You were out and looking sensational, yet you were still waiting for blokes to come to you.

As a guy the only things we ever hear from girls are ‘nobody tried to chat me up’ or ‘I’m being continually approached by dickheads’.

Take control of this situation. Pick the guys you like, buy them a drink and see what happens. I suspect your success rate will be between 98.1 and 99.8 percent. You’ve got the guy you want and everyone else leaves you alone.

Before any women say ‘but what if he “rejects” me?’ Grow up, check your calendar and make sure that it really isn’t the 1920s and do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What type of man are you trying to attract. If you know that then you might be able to find your answer. There are far too many individuals opinions to get a solid answer on this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

Here’s the thing.. it’s 2018 for fuck’s sake.

Why should either women or men put up with women whining about not being approached. You were out and looking sensational, yet you were still waiting for blokes to come to you.

As a guy the only things we ever hear from girls are ‘nobody tried to chat me up’ or ‘I’m being continually approached by dickheads’.

Before any women say ‘but what if he “rejects” me?’ Grow up, check your calendar and make sure that it really isn’t the 1920s and do it. "

I actually agree with you for once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

Here’s the thing.. it’s 2018 for fuck’s sake.

Why should either women or men put up with women whining about not being approached. You were out and looking sensational, yet you were still waiting for blokes to come to you.

As a guy the only things we ever hear from girls are ‘nobody tried to chat me up’ or ‘I’m being continually approached by dickheads’.

Before any women say ‘but what if he “rejects” me?’ Grow up, check your calendar and make sure that it really isn’t the 1920s and do it.

I actually agree with you for once.

I have no problem coping with rejection, nor with approaching men, but just prefer to be approached. I can see people think I am an old dinosaur so will probably give up now.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

I have no problem coping with rejection, nor with approaching men, but just prefer to be approached. I can see people think I am an old dinosaur so will probably give up now. "

And if everyone felt like that...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have no problem coping with rejection, nor with approaching men, but just prefer to be approached. I can see people think I am an old dinosaur so will probably give up now.

And if everyone felt like that...?

They would all be celibate like me!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Don't be a cunt."
^ This sums it up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe instead of thinking “how can i be more attractive to men?” More women should start thinking “how can a man be, to be worthy of my time and attention?”.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I have no idea and I don’t go out of my way to try. Some will like me and some won’t and that’s fine by me

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By *lanPartridgeMan over a year ago

nottingham

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

They probably assume you're sorted in that department due to your extreme gorgeousness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have no idea and I don’t go out of my way to try. Some will like me and some won’t and that’s fine by me

"
I like the impression you would make on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear lingerie, be kinky, make him work for it. The chase can be fun too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Be a TV or TS, not just a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a pretty face helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please....

Be a TV or TS, not just a woman."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps."

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men. "

I wank over your pics everyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday "

You're only human

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday "

It’s the beautiful long blonde hair..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday

You're only human"

True that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday

It’s the beautiful long blonde hair.."

And his lovely ears and the way he handles cups

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Judging by the another thread you need to be a tranny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday

It’s the beautiful long blonde hair.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday

It’s the beautiful long blonde hair..

And his lovely ears and the way he handles cups

I do handle cups very well.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men. "

You are adorable and your lovely locks should be stroked daily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday

It’s the beautiful long blonde hair..

And his lovely ears and the way he handles cups

I do handle cups very well. "

So I heard Stallion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

You are adorable and your lovely locks should be stroked daily

My hair should be stroked daily, but it isn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

I wank over your pics everyday

It’s the beautiful long blonde hair..

And his lovely ears and the way he handles cups

I do handle cups very well.

So I heard Stallion

Oh you

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

You are adorable and your lovely locks should be stroked daily

My hair should be stroked daily, but it isn't

It’s a tragedy ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On fab. Have profile. Even if you have no pictures and no text.

In real life. Be funny, confident and independent. Be less needy and less fat."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

You are adorable and your lovely locks should be stroked daily

My hair should be stroked daily, but it isn't

It should be swished every day too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

You are adorable and your lovely locks should be stroked daily

My hair should be stroked daily, but it isn't

It’s a tragedy .. "

Truly it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a pretty face helps.

I don't know, I'm adorable and don't get much attention off men.

You are adorable and your lovely locks should be stroked daily

My hair should be stroked daily, but it isn't

It should be swished every day too

Oh it is.

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By *allisto2000Woman over a year ago

Stafford ish

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps "

Really ??

I have never been one of the beautiful ones, yet I still don’t get chatted up.... I dance (salsa, Kizomba and bachata) quite a bit so am out socialising, with me I think it’s also an

“age” thing....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

Really ??

I have never been one of the beautiful ones, yet I still don’t get chatted up.... I dance (salsa, Kizomba and bachata) quite a bit so am out socialising, with me I think it’s also an

“age” thing....

I would do you

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By *allisto2000Woman over a year ago

Stafford ish

"See I have no idea.. this is why I need fab!

)

But not a single guy tried to chat me up.. not one, nada... nothing!

So I wish I knew....

You need to be less attractive, men are scared of approaching beautiful women (not blowing smoke) so usually go for there mates, this is actually a thing !

Hope this helps

Really ??

I have never been one of the beautiful ones, yet I still don’t get chatted up.... I dance (salsa, Kizomba and bachata) quite a bit so am out socialising, with me I think it’s also an

“age” thing....

I would do you "

Compliment graciously accepted.....

you certainly got me smiling

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Answers on a postcard please...."

Don't have loads of procedures done like lip fillers, implants, stupid amounts of botox etc, trust me the back of a spoon horror mask look is not what men want!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Answers on a postcard please....

Have a vagina.

And a pulse!

Fussy!"

Guilty as charged lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Have Boobs!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good at deepthroat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good at deepthroat "

Are you any good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes , you wanna try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes , you wanna try "

I know a few guys that would love you to try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes , you wanna try

I know a few guys that would love you to try. "

Me too.

And I love to watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes , you wanna try

I know a few guys that would love you to try.

Me too.

And I love to watch"

Ohh your not a guy sorry

You can watch any time

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