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over a year ago
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Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box. |
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"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box."
What is a C clamp when that is at home??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.
What is a C clamp when that is at home?? "
Its a clamp that look like a C. |
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"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.
What is a C clamp when that is at home??
Its a clamp that look like a C. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.
What is a C clamp when that is at home??
Its a clamp that look like a C. "
Its a cramp, not a clamp. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.
What is a C clamp when that is at home??
Its a clamp that look like a C.
Its a cramp, not a clamp."
News to me, must admit its giving me cramp trying open almonds. So you may me right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.
What is a C clamp when that is at home??
Its a clamp that look like a C.
Its a cramp, not a clamp.
News to me, must admit its giving me cramp trying open almonds. So you may me right."
 think you'll find its G cramp if you're cracking nuts with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:
1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.
2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.
What is a C clamp when that is at home??
Its a clamp that look like a C.
Its a cramp, not a clamp.
News to me, must admit its giving me cramp trying open almonds. So you may me right.
think you'll find its G cramp if you're cracking nuts with it "
Believe me that's a bloody sight worse than cramp. |
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over a year ago
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"You shouldnt be cracking nuts. Still a month until christmas 
There was a guy on this morning, im sure his ex partner would be able to crack your nuts for you "
I'm sure she would, I could get a new career as a soprano. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"use a hammer
just dont be holding it still with your fingers!"
Tried that, either smashed into a million pieces, or flew at a across the room like a guided missile.
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