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The bollocks thread.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are the dogs. See what I did there 
Won't be my dog's he doesn't have any 
Oh wait! You have my dog's bollocks!!  "
Yes I have them, for research purposes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine are the dogs. See what I did there
Won't be my dog's he doesn't have any
Oh wait! You have my dog's bollocks!!
Yes I have them, for research purposes "
He's looking at me like this 
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon
They need weighting down  "
Help me empty them out and they will be like a couple of sails billowing in the ocean breeze |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Long nails over balls is amazing
Gently?
Yes it's the sign of a goddess when a woman does that "
I'm a semi-goddess then, my nails are not very long.
I can use my teeth though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon
They need weighting down
Help me empty them out and they will be like a couple of sails billowing in the ocean breeze "
You're a man; quite capable of emptying them without help.
Fetch the marge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do like to see a good set of bollocks 
I do like to suck a good set of bollocks  mine are available for research purposes "
Have them sent to me by return  |
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"I do like to see a good set of bollocks
I do like to suck a good set of bollocks mine are available for research purposes
Have them sent to me by return "
send me your address and I’ll hand deliver them  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon
They need weighting down
Help me empty them out and they will be like a couple of sails billowing in the ocean breeze
You're a man; quite capable of emptying them without help.
Fetch the marge."
Who is Marge? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on my state of arousal. If I'm rock hard they are tight and smooth if I'm soft they hang a little lower. I guess you would need to see my pics and decide for yourselves "
You need to put your pic on the threads so we can all see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah bollocks, lovely. I like to cup them gently in my hand like an old fashioned coin purse, and guess the weight of gold in them. "
You need to PM me immediately |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand 
It makes me wince."
A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.
A doctor...an actual doctor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm "
Then make a sandwich  |
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
It makes me wince.
A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.
A doctor...an actual doctor "
Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
It makes me wince.
A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.
A doctor...an actual doctor
Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink "
Good to see you back lady ignite x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
It makes me wince.
A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.
A doctor...an actual doctor
Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink "
No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
It makes me wince.
A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.
A doctor...an actual doctor
Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink
No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach "
You are soft! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm
Then make a sandwich "
Make your own bloody sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm
Then make a sandwich
Make your own bloody sandwich "
If she can’t make a decent sandwich, she doesn’t get to suck my bullocks |
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
It makes me wince.
A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.
A doctor...an actual doctor
Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink
No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach "
I could maybe crush them a little. The last guy I dated for a while had no sensation in his nipples,he was trying to get me to really squeeze them to prove it,but I just couldn't. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
It makes me wince.
A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.
A doctor...an actual doctor
Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink
No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach
I could maybe crush them a little. The last guy I dated for a while had no sensation in his nipples,he was trying to get me to really squeeze them to prove it,but I just couldn't. "
I can do nipples, just not nuts in a nutsack. The feeling of them crushing together makes me go weak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're hairy and dangly (see current avatar for more details).
Hairy is good
Dangly is great "
A good job we're all different, i prefer tight and ready to empty. Must hang lower than the flaccid cock |
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"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?
And crushed in the hand
Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm
Then make a sandwich
Make your own bloody sandwich
If she can’t make a decent sandwich, she doesn’t get to suck my bullocks "
#farmyardantics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They're hairy and dangly (see current avatar for more details).
Hairy is good
Dangly is great
A good job we're all different, i prefer tight and ready to empty. Must hang lower than the flaccid cock "
I'll take them as they come |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Usually smooth and sometimes dangly sometimes tight - think they were tight in my current avatar but dangly available elsewhere in my profile pics I think "
This weather must play havoc with them. |
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