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Things your sex do, that you’ll never understand !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Blatantly lie about the size of there dicks on here and only get passionate when talking about football !
What do your sex commonly do that you don’t get ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blatantly lie about the size of there dicks on here and only get passionate when talking about football ! "
I don’t get when girls judge you for having a good time. I was on a night out and two of a friends friends came, who I had never met before. We got on really well and ended up chatting about fisting and techniques...all while all my female friends say judging me and slagging me off 
I’m having a laugh on a night out leave me alone you prudes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get why guys purchase womens used underwear to sniff and jerk off too.
Because they like the smell of fanny  "
You can smell fanny on a brand new pair ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get why guys purchase womens used underwear to sniff and jerk off too.
Because they like the smell of fanny
You can smell fanny on a brand new pair ?"
He said used not new  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why women put so many things in the shower.... 10 half full shampoo and conditioner bottles, 10 scrubs and oils , 10 different puffs , and foot scrubs..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why women put so many things in the shower.... 10 half full shampoo and conditioner bottles, 10 scrubs and oils , 10 different puffs , and foot scrubs....."
Shit, I must not be a women |
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"When women put other women down. Some women can be incredibly bitchy."
I was going to say the same thing - where's the sisterhood when you need it?!
And otherwise capable and intelligent women who suddenly act all 'helpless' and 'silly me' in front of men thus perpetuating the myth that we're inferior. Aaarrggghh - just stop it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why women put so many things in the shower.... 10 half full shampoo and conditioner bottles, 10 scrubs and oils , 10 different puffs , and foot scrubs....."
My bathroom is just like this!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.
No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.
No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh."
I thought this said ‘sleepovers’ and I was so confused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.
No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh."
The worst is the bald guy with a ponytail...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.
No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh.
I thought this said ‘sleepovers’ and I was so confused "
Yeah, those too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.
No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh.
I thought this said ‘sleepovers’ and I was so confused
Yeah, those too "
I like sleepovers!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.
No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh.
The worst is the bald guy with a ponytail...... "
Yeah, that’s true, like Comic store guy of off The Simpson’s. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why some men (admittedly younger men) have the constant urge to check that their cock is still there?.
Standing around and whoosh the hand goes down the front of the trousers / jeans / short or invariably trackie bottoms and give a little squeeze " yep still there" and not bat an eyelid.
This can not be a normal behavioir trait, can it? |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Get d*unk
Do drugs
Take the piss out of others
Smoke
Vandalism
Treet woman like a pice of meat
Think woman is just sumthing to fuck
Cheet
Lie
Non faithful
Non loyal
Wear jeans with hols in them
Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not
Lazey
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The list can go on..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why some men (admittedly younger men) have the constant urge to check that their cock is still there?.
Standing around and whoosh the hand goes down the front of the trousers / jeans / short or invariably trackie bottoms and give a little squeeze " yep still there" and not bat an eyelid.
This can not be a normal behavioir trait, can it?"
Especially when it’s a waiter taking your order. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get d*unk
Do drugs
Take the piss out of others
Smoke
Vandalism
Treet woman like a pice of meat
Think woman is just sumthing to fuck
Cheet
Lie
Non faithful
Non loyal
Wear jeans with hols in them
Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not
Lazey
.
.
The list can go on....."
Moustaches
Hawian shirts
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"Get d*unk
Do drugs
Take the piss out of others
Smoke
Vandalism
Treet woman like a pice of meat
Think woman is just sumthing to fuck
Cheet
Lie
Non faithful
Non loyal
Wear jeans with hols in them
Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not
Lazey
.
.
The list can go on....."
It was meant to be about your own sex only, that describes Humanity as a whole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why some men (admittedly younger men) have the constant urge to check that their cock is still there?.
Standing around and whoosh the hand goes down the front of the trousers / jeans / short or invariably trackie bottoms and give a little squeeze " yep still there" and not bat an eyelid.
This can not be a normal behavioir trait, can it?"
Young guys walking down the road with their hand down there just in case it drops off because they've got a funny limp!!! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Get d*unk
Do drugs
Take the piss out of others
Smoke
Vandalism
Treet woman like a pice of meat
Think woman is just sumthing to fuck
Cheet
Lie
Non faithful
Non loyal
Wear jeans with hols in them
Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not
Lazey
.
.
The list can go on.....
Moustaches
Hawian shirts
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Haha |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Get d*unk
Do drugs
Take the piss out of others
Smoke
Vandalism
Treet woman like a pice of meat
Think woman is just sumthing to fuck
Cheet
Lie
Non faithful
Non loyal
Wear jeans with hols in them
Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not
Lazey
.
.
The list can go on.....
It was meant to be about your own sex only, that describes Humanity as a whole "
No that is just most not all but most of the guys I've ever met/nown.
But sumhow thay all have girlfriends, thay never seem to look very happy but that's not the point. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Get d*unk
Do drugs
Take the piss out of others
Smoke
Vandalism
Treet woman like a pice of meat
Think woman is just sumthing to fuck
Cheet
Lie
Non faithful
Non loyal
Wear jeans with hols in them
Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not
Lazey
.
.
The list can go on.....
It was meant to be about your own sex only, that describes Humanity as a whole
No that is just most not all but most of the guys I've ever met/nown.
But sumhow thay all have girlfriends, thay never seem to look very happy but that's not the point."
Sorry op i think i killed the thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girls who turn lesbian on a nightclub dancefloor. Dirty dancing for attention.
Oh yeah, with one eye on who’s watching them !"
Don’t remember you complaining when it was me and poochiepoo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!"
If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!
If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone. "
But it's soooo boring! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!
If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone.
But it's soooo boring!"
I know, if you burn more calories than yours consuming you’ll lose weight, that’s all there is to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!
If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone.
But it's soooo boring!
I know, if you burn more calories than yours consuming you’ll lose weight, that’s all there is to it. "
Yes of course, but why go on about it? The girls in my office drive me mad, it's all they talk about! Just an example of something my own sex do that I don't like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys who when in groups try to act all macho and shit thinking their top dog and being loud and boisterous referring to themselves as "one of the lads", and they also refer to women as "birds", you just know that they dont act that way when they get back home to the mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When uptight women judge you for being a confident sexual being who is happy to say they like sex and think it’s whore behaviour.
It’s usually jealousy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guys who message you wanting to suck you or be a bottom, but have a profile as straight.
Set your filters so they can't message you.
Problem solved. "
Was great when finally learned how to do this, used to get it quite a bit had one bloke took his time pretending to be friendly and interested in how was doing on site ect took a week before revealing he wanted to suck me while I watched straight porn haha was weird to say the least |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why men wear skinny jeans and think it’s a good look, even worse with shoes and no socks
My husband looks so good in skinny jeans  "
I only seem to date guys that wear skinnies. It’s a weakness of mine. Not Essex look but indie rock look.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why men wear skinny jeans and think it’s a good look, even worse with shoes and no socks
My husband looks so good in skinny jeans
I only seem to date guys that wear skinnies. It’s a weakness of mine. Not Essex look but indie rock look. "
Ooooooo  |
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