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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...really needed to have a poo when on a meet?
I'm not talking in a sexual way, just really needed to have a big poo but had to hold it in for the sake of appearances?
Not that it's ever happened to me, obviously. Honest.
Ahem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...really needed to have a poo when on a meet?
I'm not talking in a sexual way, just really needed to have a big poo but had to hold it in for the sake of appearances?
Not that it's ever happened to me, obviously. Honest.
Ahem."
Why Hold it in - just go and stink the bathroom out..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's been plenty of times when I've had to leave the room to fart 
On one occaision I had to go and "check the car" lol, because I'd been farting like thunderclaps all day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...really needed to have a poo when on a meet?
I'm not talking in a sexual way, just really needed to have a big poo but had to hold it in for the sake of appearances?
Not that it's ever happened to me, obviously. Honest.
Ahem.
Why Hold it in - just go and stink the bathroom out.. "
Oi... not till 2nd January I need a shower this year... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a godsend if they have a cat or a dog as you can blame the fart on them and get away with it. To try and pass off a meaty egg boff off as something that came out of the budgie is pushing it.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Its a godsend if they have a cat or a dog as you can blame the fart on them and get away with it. To try and pass off a meaty egg boff off as something that came out of the budgie is pushing it. "
unless budgie is dead?  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"There's been plenty of times when I've had to leave the room to fart
On one occaision I had to go and "check the car" lol, because I'd been farting like thunderclaps all day "
lol @ thunderclaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have had quite a few guys come in and the first thing they ask is to use the loo.
one of my mates had a guy come round for an early morning (blind) meet.
the guy arrived, asked to use the loo, had a dump and then came out and said to my mate 'sorry, you're not my type, i'm leaving' |
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