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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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Derby priest sets new world record for growing the longest cucumber - and his secret is praying to it.

A Normanton man who has broken a world record for growing the longest cucumber says his secret is praying to the plant every day.

Raghbir Singh Sanghera feeds the 49-inch plant - which is still growing - with water and fertiliser in the morning, lunchtime and evening, and sits next to it for three hours a day.

The 75-year-old was given the cucumber seeds by a friend five years ago and has planted them every year since.

Raghbir, a local priest and keen gardener, said: "Last year I grew a 39-inch cucumber with the same seeds but this year I wanted to do better. I sit next to it and pray for my health, for my family and for the cucumber.

And they thought Prince Charles was mad

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Does this work for cocks as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

49 inches??!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I suspect being fertilized 3 times a day may have something to do with it, bless him.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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49 inches??!!

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Exactly, that's quite a few remote controls innit

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan  over a year ago

Kent

My sunflowers have taken off, in just over a week they've gone from waist high to needing caning already.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Talking to plants might help the grow because they like the carbon dioxide you breath out.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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"My sunflowers have taken off, in just over a week they've gone from waist high to needing caning already."

They can reach quite remarkable heights, I remember ma Gran having one that waved at you through the bedroom window

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)  over a year ago

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"My sunflowers have taken off, in just over a week they've gone from waist high to needing caning already.

They can reach quite remarkable heights, I remember ma Gran having one that waved at you through the bedroom window "

Are you sure it was a sunflower.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man  over a year ago

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"My sunflowers have taken off, in just over a week they've gone from waist high to needing caning already.

They can reach quite remarkable heights, I remember ma Gran having one that waved at you through the bedroom window

Are you sure it was a sunflower. "

Well ma Uncle used to be a window cleaner, so who knows?

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