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I realise I'm not a woman. I have testicles. I'd use you as the replacement mule for my Buckaroo game. I'd place various items on your back and see how many I could get without you bucking up, throwing them off.
I reckon I could get at least 127 items on there. |
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"I realise I'm not a woman. I have testicles. I'd use you as the replacement mule for my Buckaroo game. I'd place various items on your back and see how many I could get without you bucking up, throwing them off.
I reckon I could get at least 127 items on there."
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"I realise I'm not a woman. I have testicles. I'd use you as the replacement mule for my Buckaroo game. I'd place various items on your back and see how many I could get without you bucking up, throwing them off.
I reckon I could get at least 127 items on there."
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"I realise I'm not a woman. I have testicles. I'd use you as the replacement mule for my Buckaroo game. I'd place various items on your back and see how many I could get without you bucking up, throwing them off.
I reckon I could get at least 127 items on there."
Just make the 128th item a large warmed up dildo and put it on the small of his back.
He'll buck up then...
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"I realise I'm not a woman. I have testicles. I'd use you as the replacement mule for my Buckaroo game. I'd place various items on your back and see how many I could get without you bucking up, throwing them off.
I reckon I could get at least 127 items on there.
Just make the 128th item a large warmed up dildo and put it on the small of his back.
He'll buck up then...
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I'm going into mischief mode.
I think it's time for me to put the mobile phone down and do something useful. I believe the saying is 'The devil finds work for idle hands'.
I'm off...  |
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"What if they get off by watching men fist themselves?
Lowered the tone very quick ...
Just read the last line of your profile  
Contradiction is all I’ll say but 
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What if she does get off by watching men fist themselves tho ...... will you do it ? |
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I've realised my Buckaroo game was utterly ridiculous. So instead I've decided to use bodies as form of Battleship game.
Your body forms the grid. Two players. Each grid formed on a particular part of body. Different number of squares for each. Personally I'd have eight squares for my penis, each representing a millimetre.
In each round the player announces a grid to be shot at, recording hit or miss. Use a pen for this. When all of the squares have been hit on one part of body you can, for example, exclaim 'You sank my balls'. |
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"What if they get off by watching men fist themselves?
Lowered the tone very quick ...
Just read the last line of your profile
Contradiction is all I’ll say but
What if she does get off by watching men fist themselves tho ...... will you do it ?"
I’m afraid not sorry |
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"Thinks it's backfired slightly
As per this place is absolutely brutally savage
I’m a big boy though I’ll take it on the chin and just hide away "
It's ok to not be totally serious about something too. Give it a try sometime. |
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