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I'm really not from Cornwall.
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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Maybe they're not Cornish ones?
... That's right. Maybe she's just been in Greggs...
Wanting to smash Steak bakes doesn’t have the same ring though  "
My local Greggs has tables and chairs.
If I accept a dinner invitation and we turn up at Greggs I won't be impressed.
I bet they don't even have a sommelier. |
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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall "
I don't have any Cornish in me. 
I wouldn't mind some French though....  |
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"Maybe they're not Cornish ones?
... That's right. Maybe she's just been in Greggs...
Wanting to smash Steak bakes doesn’t have the same ring though
My local Greggs has tables and chairs.
If I accept a dinner invitation and we turn up at Greggs I won't be impressed.
I bet they don't even have a sommelier. "
There is table service now in some maca D's.
You could go there for a dinner date.
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over a year ago
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"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though.... "
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick |
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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick "
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on. "
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love |
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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on.
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love "
Baguette?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on.
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love
Baguette? "
Sort of but shorter  |
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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on.
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love
Baguette?
Sort of but shorter "
Croissant?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on.
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love
Baguette?
Sort of but shorter
Croissant? "
Give me credit ! |
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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on.
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love
Baguette?
Sort of but shorter
Croissant?
Give me credit ! "
Pan au chocolate?
I'm out of French pastries now by the way.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on.
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love
Baguette?
Sort of but shorter
Croissant?
Give me credit !
Pan au chocolate?
I'm out of French pastries now by the way.... "
It is okay as long as you can blow |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"I've just received a message (on another site) from a woman who wants to smash pasties with me.
Neither of us is from Cornwall though.
Confused.
 "
Did she want to do it with you “Dreckly” ?
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"I'll do you anytime
#youknowwhoare
I wish it was possible.
#iknowwhoiam
When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall
I don't have any Cornish in me.
I wouldn't mind some French though....
On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick
You smooth talking bastard.
You give me such a wide on.
Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love
Baguette?
Sort of but shorter
Croissant?
Give me credit !
Pan au chocolate?
I'm out of French pastries now by the way....
It is okay as long as you can blow "
You two should get a room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just received a message (on another site) from a woman who wants to smash pasties with me.
Neither of us is from Cornwall though.
Confused.
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Is it a dieting site? |
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