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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Celery
I hate it
That’s more a dislike than a rant
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When it’s slipped into a salad without prior knowledge
That’s more like it
Approved "
I’ve never been so relieved  |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Why is my next door neighbour such a dick?
His latest complaint, I leave my kitchen light on all day.
Do you leave it on all day?"
Yes.
It's dark when I leave the house in the morning, same when I get home at night.
He can't even see it's on unless he's walking past, his house doesn't face mine and his lounge is at the back of his house, my kitchens at the front.
Why he has to moan about it is beyond me....  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Why is my next door neighbour such a dick?
His latest complaint, I leave my kitchen light on all day.
Do you leave it on all day?
Yes.
It's dark when I leave the house in the morning, same when I get home at night.
He can't even see it's on unless he's walking past, his house doesn't face mine and his lounge is at the back of his house, my kitchens at the front.
Why he has to moan about it is beyond me.... "
It's only his problem if you've hacked into his electric  |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Why is my next door neighbour such a dick?
His latest complaint, I leave my kitchen light on all day.
Do you leave it on all day?
Yes.
It's dark when I leave the house in the morning, same when I get home at night.
He can't even see it's on unless he's walking past, his house doesn't face mine and his lounge is at the back of his house, my kitchens at the front.
Why he has to moan about it is beyond me....
It's only his problem if you've hacked into his electric "
I might complain that he leaves his lights off all day. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why is my next door neighbour such a dick?
His latest complaint, I leave my kitchen light on all day.
Do you leave it on all day?
Yes.
It's dark when I leave the house in the morning, same when I get home at night.
He can't even see it's on unless he's walking past, his house doesn't face mine and his lounge is at the back of his house, my kitchens at the front.
Why he has to moan about it is beyond me.... "
Well it’s your electricity bill not his so he should keep his nose out - knob
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Why is my next door neighbour such a dick?
His latest complaint, I leave my kitchen light on all day.
Do you leave it on all day?
Yes.
It's dark when I leave the house in the morning, same when I get home at night.
He can't even see it's on unless he's walking past, his house doesn't face mine and his lounge is at the back of his house, my kitchens at the front.
Why he has to moan about it is beyond me....
Well it’s your electricity bill not his so he should keep his nose out - knob
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This is my first rant and I've had it approved.
I'm so excited!!!!!
#quiteeasilypleased |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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People who blah (not that it's always blahing!) without so much as a cursory, temporarily feigning interest 'How are you?'.
Come on Sue and Bob, at least pretend you're a *bit* interested in my life.
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Motorways, stiff muscles & sore eyes!
M25 gridlock on Tuesday, making me 2hrs late, so not getting to spend time I'd planned with someone.
Waking with a frozen neck & shoulder the next morning, putting Deep Heat on, missing the teeny bit of cream still under my nail until I tried to put my contact lense in!
Now facing the 230mile drive home, neck still frozen.
Shoulder checks while driving will be fun.
Please pray the motorways are clear & idiot free.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who blah (not that it's always blahing!) without so much as a cursory, temporarily feigning interest 'How are you?'.
Come on Sue and Bob, at least pretend you're a *bit* interested in my life.
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I can’t believe anyone would ‘blah’ you Meli
How rude
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
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Motorways, stiff muscles & sore eyes!
M25 gridlock on Tuesday, making me 2hrs late, so not getting to spend time I'd planned with someone.
Waking with a frozen neck & shoulder the next morning, putting Deep Heat on, missing the teeny bit of cream still under my nail until I tried to put my contact lense in!
Now facing the 230mile drive home, neck still frozen.
Shoulder checks while driving will be fun.
Please pray the motorways are clear & idiot free.
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Ouch, ouch and more ouch
Fingers and toes crossed
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"People who blah (not that it's always blahing!) without so much as a cursory, temporarily feigning interest 'How are you?'.
Come on Sue and Bob, at least pretend you're a *bit* interested in my life.
I can’t believe anyone would ‘blah’ you Meli
How rude
Approved "
Yaaay! My rant was approved. Winning. At. Life.  |
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Finally my job offer has arrived.
No rant.
However it arrived by email with 12 other documents that need to be signed and emailed back.
I don't have a printer or a scanner.
The email included a hyperlink to my "onboarding" page, which would only take 15 minutes to fill in.
Most of the onboarding questions had drop down menu answers. Most of the answers weren't the answers I needed. All of these were mandatory fields, no way of moving forward until completed, no way to save and come back later.
Three and a half hours later I pressed the submit button.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Finally my job offer has arrived.
No rant.
However it arrived by email with 12 other documents that need to be signed and emailed back.
I don't have a printer or a scanner.
The email included a hyperlink to my "onboarding" page, which would only take 15 minutes to fill in.
Most of the onboarding questions had drop down menu answers. Most of the answers weren't the answers I needed. All of these were mandatory fields, no way of moving forward until completed, no way to save and come back later.
Three and a half hours later I pressed the submit button.
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That sounds incredibly frustrating to me
Did the term ‘International Playboy’ not make it to their dropdowns?
Congratulations on the offer and approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Late start due to dodgy alarms
Is that a rant? Who knows
Ok fabulous fabbers - it’s that time again
It’s Rant Day Thursday
Let us hear what rants you have
They may be approved
Rant away"
Bloody Trolls |
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"Finally my job offer has arrived.
No rant.
However it arrived by email with 12 other documents that need to be signed and emailed back.
I don't have a printer or a scanner.
The email included a hyperlink to my "onboarding" page, which would only take 15 minutes to fill in.
Most of the onboarding questions had drop down menu answers. Most of the answers weren't the answers I needed. All of these were mandatory fields, no way of moving forward until completed, no way to save and come back later.
Three and a half hours later I pressed the submit button.
That sounds incredibly frustrating to me
Did the term ‘International Playboy’ not make it to their dropdowns?
Congratulations on the offer and approved "
Dissapountingly that wasn't one of the options..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next doors unruly kid won’t stop coming in my house.. and his mother is nowhere to be seen "
Urgh I don't like children at all!
There's teenagers loitering about everywhere being bored and intimidating people 
Little fuckers - you can tell what their parents are like from their behaviour.
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
A Lady's profile, very basic, but says "will happily let you know what criteria of man I'm looking for".
So I politely ask what her criteria is?
Message deleted without a word or reply.....ah well move on |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Still laid up with my broken foot and have slipped a couples times on crutches.
So bored and frustrated looking at four walls! "
That is frustrating. Having experienced crutches, I sympathise
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My second ever rant
I was meant to be off today but the company I work for changed my Rota with out telling me . I was dressed to go up in the hills with pooch when I got the call.
I was jolly miffed |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Late start due to dodgy alarms
Is that a rant? Who knows
Ok fabulous fabbers - it’s that time again
It’s Rant Day Thursday
Let us hear what rants you have
They may be approved
Rant away
Bloody Trolls "
But that hair is funny
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My second ever rant
I was meant to be off today but the company I work for changed my Rota with out telling me . I was dressed to go up in the hills with pooch when I got the call.
I was jolly miffed "
Surprises can be bad as well as good
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Motorways, stiff muscles & sore eyes!
M25 gridlock on Tuesday, making me 2hrs late, so not getting to spend time I'd planned with someone.
Waking with a frozen neck & shoulder the next morning, putting Deep Heat on, missing the teeny bit of cream still under my nail until I tried to put my contact lense in!
Now facing the 230mile drive home, neck still frozen.
Shoulder checks while driving will be fun.
Please pray the motorways are clear & idiot free.
Ouch, ouch and more ouch
Fingers and toes crossed
Approved "
Arrived home safe & sound, only 1 minor road rage incident with a twunt in a Volvo.. Flying down a slip road onto motorway, I couldn't pull over, rather than slow down & pull in behind me, he decided to try to share my lane.
Don't ever try play chicken with me |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
People 'shoulder surfing', when I'm trying to pay with my card in Tesco's. He couldn't understand what I was saying, as he didn't speak English and I felt quite intimidated by his attitude. |
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"Drama causing bitches.
Just fuck off.
Go fuck yourself.
Get a life
Get some dick
Cunt
I’m sensing an element of anger here. Not sure what gives it away. "
Ah ha. You got me Sherlock
Alright now though |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People 'shoulder surfing', when I'm trying to pay with my card in Tesco's. He couldn't understand what I was saying, as he didn't speak English and I felt quite intimidated by his attitude."
Bloody hell - what a knob
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Drama causing bitches.
Just fuck off.
Go fuck yourself.
Get a life
Get some dick
Cunt
I’m sensing an element of anger here. Not sure what gives it away.
Ah ha. You got me Sherlock
Alright now though "
Elementary |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"People 'shoulder surfing', when I'm trying to pay with my card in Tesco's. He couldn't understand what I was saying, as he didn't speak English and I felt quite intimidated by his attitude.
Bloody hell - what a knob
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