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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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dont know whether any of you remember me telling you the story of my first full sex with a woman. she turned out to be a female escort. anyhow her husband was a gent and saved the day by letting me follow him to the motorway. i had travelled 50 miles to visit them and had not really done motorway driving before.
so just to refresh your memories. i did not know this female was a escort until after the fact. however the oohing and ahhing when i was going down on her give me a clue afterwards. but at the time i thought i was doing a really good job.
anyhow, yeah i know a woman telling a story has to go round the houses. the husband still keeps in contact with me to this day, nearly a year on. i sent him the pics from my profile, all clothed ones. i said as he had a caravan and we had a motor home perhaps our paths may cross in the future. as he knows am now into swinging his reply was "not in ur league ol. You've moved up a league since you came here, lol, nice thoughts tho"
My reply back was " wots my league?? I just enjoy sex with my man and with like minded friend".
now ffs wots that all about. is he trying to say that prostitution is a milder league than swinging. Well thats my take on it anyhow.
Will have to take a chill pill me thinks, coz am far to serious these last few days. will be back eventually taking the piss and normal service will be resumed I assure you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think he's saying that it's quite simple for a woman to lay down, open her legs and get paid for it. My ex-wife does it but without the laying down, opening of legs bit. Still have to pay her every fookin month though.
He's intimating that swinging is very much a lifestyle based upon sex whereas prostitution provides a lifestyle funded by sex. Two quite are different things entirely.  |
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"My ex-wife does it but without the laying down, opening of legs bit. Still have to pay her every fookin month though."
I'll but that man a pint anyday, made me laff (as i wiped the tear from my eye) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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but the cheeky git texted back saying lol, he was only joking. saying he would love to meet again.
dont think so somehow.....do u??
his wife is a paid escort/prostitute what every you wana call it and he sez am out of his league. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"but the cheeky git texted back saying lol, he was only joking. saying he would love to meet again.
dont think so somehow.....do u??
his wife is a paid escort/prostitute what every you wana call it and he sez am out of his league."
Hun you are out of his league you are beautiful sexy and fun and more importantly(spelling) you dont have to pay for it
Why drag yourself down to their level??
Shona
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well he was a nice guy. must admit i think i was better in the sack than the one who got paid for it. plus i was only a beginner.
think the intrigue was coz i only let him watch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you ever stopped to think he was trying to pay you a compliment?
On many occasions well see something, not necessarily in swinging, but possibly a profile and one of us may say "we're not in their league" meaning they are probably really wellfit, good looking and we don't think they'd be interested, we usually still write them lol
I, Tom, often say the same to Kitten
It maybe he txt'd a message in that context, especially as he said you had now moved on?
K&T xx xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I agree with K&T Pussy, seems to me he meant it as a compliment Oh and I must apologise for my voddie induced declarations of love for you the other night, even though I meant every word pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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and no I never looked at it as a compliment, suppose it could have been one.
his wife was the feme with more jewellery on her lady garden than i have on my whole body. played havoc with my fillings |
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