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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried the grapefruit bj on an ex once. We mostly just laughed though.
What’s the thought behind a grapefruit bj?"
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I tried the grapefruit bj on an ex once. We mostly just laughed though.
What’s the thought behind a grapefruit bj?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U"
Thanks, informative and hilarious at the same time. She’s a noisy sucker isn’t she.  |
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I was in a relationship with a melon for a while. I wanted to marry her but our parents were dead against it. At one point I suggested we could run away and get married. Sadly she wasn't too keen on the idea 
I told my mate about my proposal and he said, 'She can't elope?'. I said 'She sure is, I won't fuck any old melon you know!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...and remember ladies, grapefruit is a fat burner so you're actually losing weight as you're sucking his dick..."
Bastards never told me that tip at Fat Fighters! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in a relationship with a melon for a while. I wanted to marry her but our parents were dead against it. At one point I suggested we could run away and get married. Sadly she wasn't too keen on the idea
I told my mate about my proposal and he said, 'She can't elope?'. I said 'She sure is, I won't fuck any old melon you know!'"
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I have had some fun with my ex with bananas and cucumbers...we where talking to try eggplant but never happened...
...sounds like a case of 'don't put off today what you can do to marrow.'"
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