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over a year ago
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Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not such a piece of cake is it.   "
It a just women and being appreciative. I go to the effort to make a good profile and send a good message and they turn me down.
Don't know what they're missing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi miss SJ
You’ll have to speak up, sonny 
HI MISS SJ!!!!
No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet. 
She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message "
She does love the dick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?
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Everything  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?
Everything "
I'm doing nothing wrong, everyone else is
Everyone's fault but mine |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi miss SJ
You’ll have to speak up, sonny
HI MISS SJ!!!!
No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet.
She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message
She does love the dick "
You are both off my Christmas card list  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi miss SJ
You’ll have to speak up, sonny
HI MISS SJ!!!!
No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet.
She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message
She does love the dick
You are both off my Christmas card list "
No I'm not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?
Everything
I'm doing nothing wrong, everyone else is
Everyone's fault but mine "
As always |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?
Everything
I'm doing nothing wrong, everyone else is
Everyone's fault but mine
As always"
Exactly. Fancy a fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that.
As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that.
There's no need for that"
How rude! |
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Wrinkly old bint here. 
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wrinkly old bint here.
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
"
This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong |
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"Wrinkly old bint here.
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong "
Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wrinkly old bint here.
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong
Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that "
How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?  |
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"Wrinkly old bint here.
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong
Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that
How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you? "
We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wrinkly old bint here.
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong
Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that
How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?
We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after "
Can we have eggs as well? Or is digesting them a chore for you? |
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"Wrinkly old bint here.
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong
Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that
How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?
We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after
Can we have eggs as well? Or is digesting them a chore for you?"
I'm alright with eggs, but don't get wholemeal bread it gives me terrible flatulence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wrinkly old bint here.
You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).
Hope this helps.
P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up
This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong
Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that
How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?
We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after
Can we have eggs as well? Or is digesting them a chore for you?
I'm alright with eggs, but don't get wholemeal bread it gives me terrible flatulence "
Excellent. It's a datw |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?"
Everything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?
Everything. "
#no
#everyonesfaultbutmine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?
Everything.
#no
#everyonesfaultbutmine"
Innit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.
I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.
What am I doing wrong?"
Offer them a horlicks maybe, my nan likes a horlicks. |
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