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"And the person above has woke up in a police cell this morning and due in court Monday. The big question is "what drink induced crime did they commit" Curly wurly for the funniest answer Took all the neighbourhood garden gnomes and posted a ransom note on the community police notice board" Jumped on a policeman back and insisted he gave her a piggy back ride home. For the next 2 minutes it was like a rodeo ride as he tried to throw her off | |||
"And the person above has woke up in a police cell this morning and due in court Monday. The big question is "what drink induced crime did they commit" Curly wurly for the funniest answer Took all the neighbourhood garden gnomes and posted a ransom note on the community police notice board Jumped on a policeman back and insisted he gave her a piggy back ride home. For the next 2 minutes it was like a rodeo ride as he tried to throw her off" Abducted a swimming pool | |||
"And the person above has woke up in a police cell this morning and due in court Monday. The big question is "what drink induced crime did they commit" Curly wurly for the funniest answer Took all the neighbourhood garden gnomes and posted a ransom note on the community police notice board Jumped on a policeman back and insisted he gave her a piggy back ride home. For the next 2 minutes it was like a rodeo ride as he tried to throw her off Abducted a swimming pool " Got caught shagging Boris Johnson on College Green in London... | |||
"And the person above has woke up in a police cell this morning and due in court Monday. The big question is "what drink induced crime did they commit" Curly wurly for the funniest answer Took all the neighbourhood garden gnomes and posted a ransom note on the community police notice board Jumped on a policeman back and insisted he gave her a piggy back ride home. For the next 2 minutes it was like a rodeo ride as he tried to throw her off Abducted a swimming pool Got caught shagging Boris Johnson on College Green in London..." Not sure what the hell she did but she got brought in with a duck and a donkey | |||