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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hammer than a nail?

Discuss.

Seems like a headache either way.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd rather be a chicken than an egg. Eggs get chucked in boiling water, then some bastard bashes yer head in with a teaspoon and eats yer brains

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By *arry and AnnCouple over a year ago

Louth

I dunno.. id rather do the banging than be banged.

Barry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather be a man than a woman all them bloody messages and cock pics

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thanks, OP. I'm singing that now.

It's been a while since I've been hammered or nailed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather be a millionaire then some poor twat that has to work 6/7 days a week

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hammer than a nail?

Discuss.

Seems like a headache either way."

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land....

But what to do if im a nail eh ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you was the nail granny I'd hammer you in the morning and the evening all day long lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hammer than a nail?

Discuss.

Seems like a headache either way."

I don't know, but now I have the urge to put on the Paul Simon compilation my daughter bought me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Healthy than wealthy. (Be nice to be both though

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hammer than a nail?

Discuss.

Seems like a headache either way.

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land....

But what to do if im a nail eh ?"

We could hang a picture on you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If you was the nail granny I'd hammer you in the morning and the evening all day long lol

You'd wear out the head.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you was the nail granny I'd hammer you in the morning and the evening all day long lol

What kind of nail do you take me Thor ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good old clout nail can't beat A bit of clout

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A good old clout nail can't beat A bit of clout

I had to read that twice !

clout is okay.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of hammer would you like to be smashed by xx

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Hammers never get to screw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hammer is just a tool. A nail holds things together!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But you can hammer a screw lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd rather be a man than a woman all them bloody messages and cock pics

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A hammer is just a tool. A nail holds things together!

But it can't do it without the hammer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could use a nail gun. Oh shit I've just made it awkward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody love that song OP. It reminds me of long car journeys with my Dad singing the harmonies together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hammer is just a tool. A nail holds things together!

But it can't do it without the hammer"

Ah, a possible 'life' conundrum, and a 'chicken and egg thing' in there somewhere as well...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as im not the wood

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A hammer is just a tool. A nail holds things together!

I'm partial to the odd tool

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I so like a big hammer to put nails in.

Who wants to use toffee hammers?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I so like a big hammer to put nails in.

Who wants to use toffee hammers?"

Toffee lovers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hammer is just a tool. A nail holds things together!

I'm partial to the odd tool"

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'd rather be a chicken than an egg. Eggs get chucked in boiling water, then some bastard bashes yer head in with a teaspoon and eats yer brains

Chickens get spit roasted

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