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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too hot to have another hot body beside me, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Too hot to have another hot body beside me, sorry."

This is true.

Thread closed.

(Unless someone agrees later)

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

I thought you’d never ask. Finially I get the opportunity to try out my new mixer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I thought you’d never ask. Finially I get the opportunity to try out my new mixer"

mixer?

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

I’ll show you when you wake up or maybe wake you up with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll show you when you wake up or maybe wake you up with it "

I'm scared....but curious

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know"

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta "

Well, now im disappointed

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta "

Maybe he will change his mind and I can bring my strap on instead of my mixer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta "

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj.. "

Nah, been there, done that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d love too but I have food poisoning. Don’t think you want me

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

Nah, been there, done that "

Quite a few times - would have been a lot more if you didn’t keep cancelling at the last minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d love too but I have food poisoning. Don’t think you want me "

Yea, I'll wait a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

Nah, been there, done that

Quite a few times - would have been a lot more if you didn’t keep cancelling at the last minute "

I was only ever your plan B anyway

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

Nah, been there, done that

Quite a few times - would have been a lot more if you didn’t keep cancelling at the last minute

I was only ever your plan B anyway "

ONE TIME! Let it go man!

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

Nah, been there, done that

Quite a few times - would have been a lot more if you didn’t keep cancelling at the last minute

I was only ever your plan B anyway "

How could SJ be a plan B. Omg she would be my plan A all day and night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

Nah, been there, done that

Quite a few times - would have been a lot more if you didn’t keep cancelling at the last minute

I was only ever your plan B anyway

How could SJ be a plan B. Omg she would be my plan A all day and night "

Read it properly before cringing us out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

Nah, been there, done that

Quite a few times - would have been a lot more if you didn’t keep cancelling at the last minute

I was only ever your plan B anyway

ONE TIME! Let it go man! "

Never! Not until you stop going on about me cancelling on you multiple times

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

If you’d have said it was for sex my hand would have been straight up. I don’t want to be listening to you whingeing on about the heat tho so I’ll pass ta

Yea to hot op but I would put up with the heat for _iss sj..

Nah, been there, done that

Quite a few times - would have been a lot more if you didn’t keep cancelling at the last minute

I was only ever your plan B anyway

How could SJ be a plan B. Omg she would be my plan A all day and night

Read it properly before cringing us out "

I know I know but a guys got to try and impress the ladies like you do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know"

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d love too but I have food poisoning. Don’t think you want me

Yea, I'll wait a while "

Probably for the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

I'm in "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d love too but I have food poisoning. Don’t think you want me

Yea, I'll wait a while

Probably for the best "

Soon though....Soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only if you stop eating Brussels sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

I'm in

Yay! "

Just so you know I find it hard to keep my hands to myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Only if you stop eating Brussels sprouts "

Devil veg? I'm insulted youve even joked about me eating them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

I'm in

Yay!

Just so you know I find it hard to keep my hands to myself "

.

Hope you can handle high volumes of sweat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy "

I'm ok with this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

I'm in

Yay!

Just so you know I find it hard to keep my hands to myself .

Hope you can handle high volumes of sweat "

If your not sweaty then your not doing it right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy "

#wifeymaterial

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for sex, just need someone to lay there so I can say "It's too hot to sleep" at regular intervals and have it heard by a human being

Let me know

I'm in

Yay!

Just so you know I find it hard to keep my hands to myself .

Hope you can handle high volumes of sweat

If your not sweaty then your not doing it right "

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this "

Breakfast in bed dear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear? "

Whats on offer? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry can't tonight. Rain check ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x"

Sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry can't tonight. Rain check ? "

Cancel the whole thing then.

No Beard, no Cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage? "

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places

As long as we have a pillow barricade and fans everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As long as we have a pillow barricade and fans everywhere "

Pillows is fine. But Cherie Glamore is going to be our only fan

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"As long as we have a pillow barricade and fans everywhere

Pillows is fine. But Cherie Glamore is going to be our only fan"

I can cope with this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering? "

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo? "

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo? "

You 2 and tittytamera?

This thread is shaping up quite nicely.

Screw you SJ!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas? "

Because they have CAKE!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas?

Because they have CAKE!"

What flavour is the cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas?

Because they have CAKE!

What flavour is the cake? "

What ever flavour gets this MFFF off the ground!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas?

Because they have CAKE!

What flavour is the cake?

What ever flavour gets this MFFF off the ground! "

Only banana can make women go crazy

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas?

Because they have CAKE!

What flavour is the cake?

What ever flavour gets this MFFF off the ground! "

You said it wasn’t for sex though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas?

Because they have CAKE!

What flavour is the cake?

What ever flavour gets this MFFF off the ground!

You said it wasn’t for sex though "

No, its MFFF social only

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Can you two just not get a room. .... again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

It’s too hot! Why don’t you guys have Bananas?

Because they have CAKE!

What flavour is the cake?

What ever flavour gets this MFFF off the ground!

You said it wasn’t for sex though

No, its MFFF social only"

In a bedroom full of bananas supplied by the one and only Bananaman

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo? "

Yes please beautiful

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

You 2 and tittytamera?

This thread is shaping up quite nicely.

Screw you SJ!!!"

Ooh darlo, Cherie and tamera.. . Cake you'd become a spectator

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

You 2 and tittytamera?

This thread is shaping up quite nicely.

Screw you SJ!!!"

You won’t be again after that comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

You 2 and tittytamera?

This thread is shaping up quite nicely.

Screw you SJ!!!

Ooh darlo, Cherie and tamera.. . Cake you'd become a spectator "

but..but..but...

No, I'm actually ok with this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No problem I'll stand by the bed and fan you all night while I watch you sleep. In no way creepy

I'm ok with this

Breakfast in bed dear?

Whats on offer? x

Sausage?

No, I meant what are YOU offering?

Haha it's not all about you Sausage for breakfast Darlo?

You 2 and tittytamera?

This thread is shaping up quite nicely.

Screw you SJ!!!

You won’t be again after that comment "

Please, we both know thats not true

is it?

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