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over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long. "
Worth it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though"
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are the same age as the new guys mum and can rib him about possibly being his dad.. 
Whos the new guy? Me?
Only if your mum was a slutty 10yr old. "
I hope not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory "
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway"
You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway
You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age "
Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway
You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age
Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!"
Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway
You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age
Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!
Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace. "
Ooo you teaching me a few bits now? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway
You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age
Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!
Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace.
Ooo you teaching me a few bits now? Haha"
You tell me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway
You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age
Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!
Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace.
Ooo you teaching me a few bits now? Haha
You tell me "
Always room for improvement so i would take the lessons if they were available;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to scroll down to your year of birth when joining a website.
What makes you feel older than you would like?"
When it takes more than 2 swipes to scroll down to your birth year on websites lol |
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"When you go to the doctors and the doctor is younger than you. Or when you have parents evening at school and the teachers are younger than you. "
I took our son to meet his new teacher and she asked me if I was "nan" |
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"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.
Worth it though
I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory
Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway
You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age "
Wait til your too old for anyone to want fuck you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to explain to people who Kiaser Sosay is...
(Quite probably spelt wrong.. its late)
Love that film! "
So no explanation needed.!
I work with a group of 20 year olds and asked them who he was. None of them knew the film. I could have died... One of the greatest films ever amd told them so. They were like oh i will download it off the net or you mean the shakespere guy whos getting done for abuse !!.
I couldnt believe it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you go to the doctors and the doctor is younger than you. Or when you have parents evening at school and the teachers are younger than you.
I took our son to meet his new teacher and she asked me if I was "nan" "
Noooo way |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
You get in from work, check on how the builders getting on, make a cuppa and sit out in the garden, have a smoke while posting on this very thread, go to pick your cuppa up only to realise the teabag is still in it and there's no milk and sugar in it.
Fucks sake  |
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"When you go to the doctors and the doctor is younger than you. Or when you have parents evening at school and the teachers are younger than you.
I took our son to meet his new teacher and she asked me if I was "nan"
Noooo way"
Yeees way in fairness to her (the bitch ) I was a bit older than most of the parents in his class but still |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a 23 year old tells you she likes older guys.
I'm still bitter about this.
Sorry Hatter but . You should wear your new status with pride."
It broke my heart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you hear a fave song from the 80's then realise 'fuck! that was like 30 yrs ago!!'....  "
We got picked up on that last week, me and Shaz was talking about how our Youtube playlist was quite up to date, my son butted in and told us they play our music in the old peoples home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you just have to correct the title of the post...You're not your! "
Using 3 full stops instead of a comma is no better a grammar than mine.
Need to learn perfect spelling and grammar yourself before pulling others up. |
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"When you just have to correct the title of the post...You're not your!
Using 3 full stops instead of a comma is no better a grammar than mine.
Need to learn perfect spelling and grammar yourself before pulling others up."
ellipsis... I use them a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you just have to correct the title of the post...You're not your!
Using 3 full stops instead of a comma is no better a grammar than mine.
Need to learn perfect spelling and grammar yourself before pulling others up.
ellipsis... I use them a lot. "
I know, I was being sarcastic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you used to listen to Radio 1 but now prefer Radio 2.
Then realise the hip and trendy dj's you listened to on Radio 1 now reside on Radio 2 playing 'sensible' music instead of the new and upfront stuff you used to listen to.
Then you listen to Radio 1 to see what its like and after a few minutes start mumbling something about the youth of today and 'i cant get on with this modern stuff'. |
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