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By *good-being-bad OP   Man  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can’t even remember what it’s like to be single, got with my husband when I was 14 but as soon as I hit high school I always had boyfriends. Haven’t been single in ten years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fussy

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"I can’t even remember what it’s like to be single, got with my husband when I was 14 but as soon as I hit high school I always had boyfriends. Haven’t been single in ten years "

You haven't lived ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm too lazy to put effort into a relationship.

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Because I'm spectacularly shit at relationships. Ask my ex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm ugly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can’t even remember what it’s like to be single, got with my husband when I was 14 but as soon as I hit high school I always had boyfriends. Haven’t been single in ten years

You haven't lived ha"

I like being married

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull

Nobody wants me at the moment!

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Nobody wants me at the moment!

"

I think you're being harsh on yourself

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr

In my case it's because I'm impossible to live with. Well, that and I'm used to it now and feel content.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

"

Batman, numerous women

Superman, Lois Lane

Captain America, Peggy then Sharon Carter

Sorry mate to be "that guy"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

"

I choose to be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

"

Because I'm too stubborn and through stubbornness I lost the woman I loved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

Batman, numerous women

Superman, Lois Lane

Captain America, Peggy then Sharon Carter

Sorry mate to be "that guy""

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I know why I'm single..

I rarely go out, I'm mad, broke, fat, I moan a lot and I don't really like other people ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I fall in love with liars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I would drive a partner mad....Not that anyone's interested anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm single because my partner sadly passed away just over three years ago

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull


"Nobody wants me at the moment!

I think you're being harsh on yourself

"

Haha it’s not just that....also enjoying my freedom so it’s a mixed bag of what do I want!! I’m like the Hokey Cokey.. one step in.. two steps out!!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

"

Are they male undies, not your mum’s type thing....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because it’s so easy to get sex these days no one needs a relationship well that’s what I keep telling myself and I’m sticking to it!! Haha

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

Apparently it's because I'm unwilling to settle for second best. In fact the actual quote was 'all women settle for less, why are you so special'.

Personally I think it's because I am the world's most fidgety sleeper and just no one wants to share a bed with me.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"I can’t even remember what it’s like to be single, got with my husband when I was 14 but as soon as I hit high school I always had boyfriends. Haven’t been single in ten years

You haven't lived ha

I like being married "

You seem to have the best of both worlds.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I choose to be

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By *bmarley77Man  over a year ago

Nr Derby

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By *bmarley77Man  over a year ago

Nr Derby

All you single ladies are way to harsh on yourselves....

You all look yummy to me and belive me...I'm really picky.

How's about we move to Nigeria and I'll marry you all?

Just not quite sure the Mrs would approve lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Refuse to settle for anything less than what you really want

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By *xoticMermaidWoman  over a year ago

NORTH WEST

I go for guys who are too young n they want kids!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Being a super hero myself and yep Im still single

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im single cos its the best way to be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know why I'm single. It's because....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just haven't found the one i want to settle down with, just yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just haven't found the one i want to settle down with, just yet "

Got them crossed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just haven't found the one i want to settle down with, just yet

Got them crossed"

Mwah!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tried the other stuff a few times and it just didn’t work so here i am !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Combination of being too fussy to begin with and then being too full on when I do find a guy I like, end up pushing away them away. Been told by friends that the few guys I've wanted to have relationships with were mine to lose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

Batman, numerous women

Superman, Lois Lane

Captain America, Peggy then Sharon Carter

Sorry mate to be "that guy""

I was about to point exactly the same thing out!

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By *sfleurWoman  over a year ago

wednesfield

I'm single because I'm a widow & an ordinary woman !

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

I wear my heart on my sleeve and I get shit on from a great hight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wear my heart on my sleeve and I get shit on from a great hight "

Seagulls ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the good uns are taken?

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire

Because I haven't met the hot, drop dead gorgeous, fit guy that will be seen out in public with the fat girl

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I wear my heart on my sleeve and I get shit on from a great hight

Seagulls ?"

No!

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places

I've no idea but if it could change it would be great! Far too long now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got hurt at 19 by a guy and basically built the wall that high even i cant get across it. And anyone that does try to get in usually gets shoved back very quickly hence single since 95.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just haven't met the right person yet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm single because life is easier this way.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

By choice. I'd rather be single atm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t have enough time for myself let alone anyone else...

it does suck tho

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

I've been too lazy to go out and look for anyone. I don't like the idea of online dating.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im single because I'm not good enough for anyone

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I wear my heart on my sleeve and I get shit on from a great hight "

I prefer the words of Scroob ‘I wore my heart on my sleeve and you stole my fucking shirt’

Fuck me. I love poetry

I’m single because I like saying it. I’m single. Single single single.

The novelty may wear off but... I’m single!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like to call it freedom, single sounds sad, and I am anything but sad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im single because I'm not good enough for anyone "

Nonsense.

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Apparently I'm too honest and confident

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

This is the longest I've ever been single. Other than some brief fucked up relationship type things on here I think it's over 6 years now. Before that I went from 1 serious relationship to another. I can't even remember how many but the point is I was getting damaged by it and I had been well an truly suckered by a select few. So I decided when I 1st become single this time no matter what I was staying single for at least a year. Well that year came and went but in that year I realised just how much I'd been hurt used conned stomped all over and generally treated like garbage in almost all them relationships. It was then I got busy building my walls and built them well I did. I'm now at the point nobody can get near me and it's no longer my choice. As sad and lonely it gets at times it's my life and let's face it it to short to not be happy....

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By *mp411Man  over a year ago

chester


"Nobody wants me at the moment!

"

Some men must be absolutely nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because no-one ever asked.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have chosen to invest in people who saw me only as an option. I do seem to have prepared them all for the loves of their lives.

I'm a relationship fluffer but never make it into the film.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nobody has the balls to handle me.... and been that way for 10 long years

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Wouldn’t trust someone as far as I could throw them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Nobody has the balls to handle me.... and been that way for 10 long years "

When next we meet I shall share my tale of being intimidatingly confident and intelligent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I chose not to be in a relationship where sex was a low priority, heading for no priority!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like living alone and prefer the excitement and fabulous sex that having a lover brings. Hate boring everyday live-in relationships and arguments.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Single?

Because I want to be.

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Because they don’t make women in my size

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people are just meant to be on their own, relationships are hard work and people these days can't waste time making the effort kinda like being here oooops said the wrong thing but I can move onto next person, for women obviously a much higher chance of that happening omg he eats meat block, no tatts block, cock pic avatar block, relationships are great when they work.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I lack trust in every single human, thats why i am

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I lack trust in every single human, thats why i am "

You just don't have enough boobs and stuffed animals in your life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iv been single 10 years and iv been told im single because in their words in giod for dirty naughty fucking but im not the take home to meet mummy kind lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I lack trust in every single human, thats why i am

You just don't have enough boobs and stuffed animals in your life "

In that order

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I lack trust in every single human, thats why i am

You just don't have enough boobs and stuffed animals in your life

In that order "

Boobs, stuffed animals and whisper in your ear order sounds better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I lack trust in every single human, thats why i am

You just don't have enough boobs and stuffed animals in your life

In that order

Boobs, stuffed animals and whisper in your ear order sounds better "

I feel like the stuffed animal in between those 2 is unneccessary but ill still take it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because i'm batshit bonkers and can't actually hide it when I'm feeling vulnerable.

And a bunch of other flaws, I suppose. It's amazing how many will fuck about with me, go off and date elsewhere, then come back for sex. It's damaging.

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I lack trust in every single human, thats why i am

You just don't have enough boobs and stuffed animals in your life

In that order

Boobs, stuffed animals and whisper in your ear order sounds better

I feel like the stuffed animal in between those 2 is unneccessary but ill still take it "

Hah it's those added extras which make it all the more special

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lots of rejection has left me feeling like I'm not good enough for anyone to properly love me. As such the barriers stay up or I stick to emotionally unavailable men.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody has the balls to handle me.... and been that way for 10 long years

When next we meet I shall share my tale of being intimidatingly confident and intelligent.

"

It is sometimes a curse but mainly a blessing being us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't think of a single good reason why I'd want to be in a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't think of a single good reason why I'd want to be in a relationship. "

Sex on tap ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't think of a single good reason why I'd want to be in a relationship.

Sex on tap ?"

I'm a good wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funnily enough being a married couple on fab reminds me of being single, if your not on the hunt you'll get no where

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I choose to be

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I have absolutely no idea where to meet people now that I am in my forties, and online isn’t doing me any good either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single by choice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

"

Ah, but Mr Fantastic wasn't single. Then again he could stretch any part of his anatomy to impossible lengths.

Make of that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have absolutely no idea where to meet people now that I am in my forties, and online isn’t doing me any good either "
join a sport club squash, tennis badminton or trains very sociable, golf, dancing etc

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"batman ...single.

Superman..single.

Captain America ..single.

Yep It's obvious ...I'm going to be a superhero. .

Or it might be because I'm the guy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants in Leeds..

Any thoughts why you're single

"

I think I'm just cursed to be single.....

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan  over a year ago

Bournemouth

Fortnite - says it all

seems to be a lack of gaming girls for me to meet for real lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Nobody has the balls to handle me.... and been that way for 10 long years

When next we meet I shall share my tale of being intimidatingly confident and intelligent.

It is sometimes a curse but mainly a blessing being us "

As one man said of me, You're too much woman for any one man.

Thee and me are awesome.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lots of rejection has left me feeling like I'm not good enough for anyone to properly love me. As such the barriers stay up or I stick to emotionally unavailable men. "

Doesn't that just confirm the feeling?

I know it did for me.

I found someone a few years ago I thought was emotionally and physically unavailable, in order to protect myself. It turned out that this emotions were fully available and it unlocked mine. We couldn't change the distance issue and now we just see each for a drink when we're in the same part of the world.

I went back to seeing someone who is emotionally unavailable and it brought back those negative feelings about myself so I have cut myself off from him and his periodic advances. The more I am unavailable the more contact he tries to make. It's a game to him.

As the great Maya Angelou said, Never make someone a priority who only sees you as a choice.

Feel good about yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm single because I'm a miserable git

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By *ayMyName123Man  over a year ago

Barnsley


"Nobody wants me at the moment!

"

dont you lie ! Everybody wants you !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Single by choice "

Me too... It was her choice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Single by choice

Me too... It was her choice. "

Wouldn't be my choice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Single by choice

Me too... It was her choice.

Wouldn't be my choice "

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Single by choice

Me too... It was her choice.

Wouldn't be my choice

Oh you "

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull


"Nobody wants me at the moment!

dont you lie ! Everybody wants you ! "

There’s a massive difference between people wanting to fuck you and being single and someone wanting you!!! This thread is about being single! Not about been wanted on fab!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Single by choice

Me too... It was her choice.

Wouldn't be my choice "

Please sign up for the next STP and I'll play match-maker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cus I can't get a date

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Cus I can't get a date"

Hahaha BS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS"

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds

I'd say because i'm particular and happy with the single life unless something special happens

It would be good to have some regular playmates mind!

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here "

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out! "

I didn't blow you out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly "
me too loll

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out "

Bite like a fish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish "

I might do now though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I'm "challenging".

Apparently.

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish

I might do now though "

Hahaha where???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish

I might do now though

Hahaha where??? "

Blow you out not bite you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Uncontrollable flatulance and a tendency to dribble. Plus I’ve always got my hands in my pockets looking for change.

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish

I might do now though

Hahaha where???

Blow you out not bite you "

Haha standard move

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish

I might do now though

Hahaha where???

Blow you out not bite you

Haha standard move "

I like to be predictable

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish

I might do now though

Hahaha where???

Blow you out not bite you

Haha standard move

I like to be predictable "

and you wonder why you're single hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish

I might do now though

Hahaha where???

Blow you out not bite you

Haha standard move

I like to be predictable

and you wonder why you're single hahaha "

Did not just roll your eyes oh my days

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Cus I can't get a date

Hahaha BS

Ah fuck didn't know you were here

I only asked you to an event and got blown out!

I didn't blow you out

Bite like a fish

I might do now though

Hahaha where???

Blow you out not bite you

Haha standard move

I like to be predictable

and you wonder why you're single hahaha

Did not just roll your eyes oh my days "

Hahahaa mwah

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

Because I think I come over as being at least semi-conventional, but then turn out to be a massive weirdo.

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

had other priorities at the time, so choose to be alone for the time being.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't think of a single good reason why I'd want to be in a relationship.

Sex on tap ?"

Why all the married men on here complaining that they don't have sex with their wife then? Day to day dross and intimacy is a huge passion killer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The freedom to do what I like when I like, also low boredom threshold and inability to compromise, as well as having incredibly high standards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But Batman(Bruce Wayne) is married to catwoman(Selena Kyle)

Superman(Clark Kent) has Louise Lane

And Captain America is with Sharon Carter

Well in the comics anyways, haha!

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