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Between a rock and a hard place

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi guys, some advice. I either blow my beans after two strokes or I can’t get my lifeless cock up, any tips and advice will be appreciated. My girlfriend says we can’t go on like this. Kind regards

Thanks in advance X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you thought about eating watermelon two hours before the sex act ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start receiving anal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask a sexy friend to have sex with her for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi guys, some advice. I either blow my beans after two strokes or I can’t get my lifeless cock up, any tips and advice will be appreciated. My girlfriend says we can’t go on like this. Kind regards

Thanks in advance X"

Go consult your GP as lots of things can effect erectile dysfunction somethings can be serious. They won't laugh or judge you get checked out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask a sexy friend to have sex with her for you.

You mean a stunt cock ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you thought about eating watermelon two hours before the sex act ? "

Interesting comment why eat water melon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you thought about eating watermelon two hours before the sex act ? "

We tried this but, watermelons don’t arouse me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks in advance X

Go consult your GP as lots of things can effect erectile dysfunction somethings can be serious. They won't laugh or judge you get checked out. "

My GP loves a laugh though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you thought about eating watermelon two hours before the sex act ?

Interesting comment why eat water melon? "

It is refreshing when it is warm outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Start receiving anal"

How does this help sir ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you thought about eating watermelon two hours before the sex act ?

Interesting comment why eat water melon?

It is refreshing when it is warm outside "

This is true, it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you need humiliating? Do you find your cock twitching when she calls you a *uckin *ick?

No need to thank me *wat

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t you just prop it up? It’s big enough. Once she climbs on she can make her own fun

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Have you tried using a pencil. Insert it into your cock and you will be hard as wood. Warning don’t try the pile drive position you’ll loose the eraser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask a sexy friend to have sex with her for you.

You mean a stunt cock ?"

Exactly. Round up a few of your hot mates and let her pick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A couple of lolly sticks and some gaffer tape may come in handy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks in advance X"

Try a cock ring they can help with getting erect and keeping it up also slightly prolongs cumming.

The other thing is practice edging learn how much you can take before cumming. Tease your self until near point of cumming or get your gf to tease you.

Also foreplay is so much fun just give her plenty of attention hands oral ect and forget about your own pleasure. Penetration is not the be all and end all of sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe you need humiliating? Do you find your cock twitching when she calls you a *uckin *ick?

No need to thank me *wat

Peach x"

She humiliates me every time I get in her car, she’s got ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in the back window and giant eyelashes on the head lights, at the front.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Shame, do you suffer from seepage problems as well?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I suffer from projectile dysfunction

I can’t throw for toffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe you need humiliating? Do you find your cock twitching when she calls you a *uckin *ick?

No need to thank me *wat

Peach x

She humiliates me every time I get in her car, she’s got ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in the back window and giant eyelashes on the head lights, at the front."

That's pretty humiliating...is it a fiat 500? Or are we talking 206 bruuuh?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe you need humiliating? Do you find your cock twitching when she calls you a *uckin *ick?

No need to thank me *wat

Peach x

She humiliates me every time I get in her car, she’s got ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in the back window and giant eyelashes on the head lights, at the front.

That's pretty humiliating...is it a fiat 500? Or are we talking 206 bruuuh?

Peach x"

It’s a pink Ford Granada automatic.

Hope this helps X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shame, do you suffer from seepage problems as well? "

Anal seepage ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe you need humiliating? Do you find your cock twitching when she calls you a *uckin *ick?

No need to thank me *wat

Peach x

She humiliates me every time I get in her car, she’s got ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in the back window and giant eyelashes on the head lights, at the front.

That's pretty humiliating...is it a fiat 500? Or are we talking 206 bruuuh?

Peach x

It’s a pink Ford Granada automatic.

Hope this helps X"

I can see why you might prematurely shoot your load or fail to rise....this is serious. That saying, Granadas have impressively large footwells...

Peach x

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Shame, do you suffer from seepage problems as well?

Anal seepage ?"
disgusting man! No!

Oh....do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe you need humiliating? Do you find your cock twitching when she calls you a *uckin *ick?

No need to thank me *wat

Peach x

She humiliates me every time I get in her car, she’s got ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in the back window and giant eyelashes on the head lights, at the front.

That's pretty humiliating...is it a fiat 500? Or are we talking 206 bruuuh?

Peach x

It’s a pink Ford Granada automatic.

Hope this helps X

I can see why you might prematurely shoot your load or fail to rise....this is serious. That saying, Granadas have impressively large footwells...

Peach x"

I will not have her ample footwell bandied around this forum willy nilly ! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get one of those clone a wily kits and have a "spare" for when you can't perform.

Only use it in the dark, she'll never know the difference.

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Place the offending member on a tableang it with a mallet everytime it's nawty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I suffer from projectile dysfunction

I can’t throw for toffee

Thanks for making my erectile dystuntion and premature ejaculation problems a laughing matter Steve.

Fondest regards X

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I suffer from projectile dysfunction

I can’t throw for toffee

Thanks for making my erectile dystuntion and premature ejaculation problems a laughing matter Steve.

Fondest regards X"

I’ve got loads of limp jokes

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I suffer from projectile dysfunction

I can’t throw for toffee

Thanks for making my erectile dystuntion and premature ejaculation problems a laughing matter Steve.

Fondest regards X

I’ve got loads of limp jokes

They come to me really quickly.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I suffer from projectile dysfunction

I can’t throw for toffee

Thanks for making my erectile dystuntion and premature ejaculation problems a laughing matter Steve.

Fondest regards X"

I apologise. I think the term ‘and a hard place’ is somewhat misplaced though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I suffer from projectile dysfunction

I can’t throw for toffee

Thanks for making my erectile dystuntion and premature ejaculation problems a laughing matter Steve.

Fondest regards X

I apologise. I think the term ‘and a hard place’ is somewhat misplaced though. "

‘Between a rock and a limp cock’ would have been better !

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