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Nose bleed while driving

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I’ve been working 5 days with 2 days on standby sun bathin gon beaches

Gosh... they’re toxic watching titties bouncing

And while on my 5 hour commute home

Nose suddenlyndecided to bleed

Is that too much dry air from flying

Or lack of sex?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutelynoidea!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend text me earlier today to inform me that he got a nosebleed from taking a dump.

Far too much fibre.

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A friend text me earlier today to inform me that he got a nosebleed from taking a dump.

Far too much fibre."

That's a crap text buddy

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I’ve been working 5 days with 2 days on standby sun bathin gon beaches

Gosh... they’re toxic watching titties bouncing

And while on my 5 hour commute home

Nose suddenlyndecided to bleed

Is that too much dry air from flying

Or lack of sex?"

A fellow flyer and I have the dreaded standby next month. I don’t get nose bleeds so can’t comment but lots of crew do.