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Derby Co v Arsenal at the Baseball Ground, early 80's, Willie Young got sent off for an horrendous tackle on Kevin Hector.
The entire Popside were soon chanting "Where's ya Willie gone" to the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep by Middle of the Road.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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80's Villa Park , Holte end stood right behind the Goal with my uncle and a couple of his friends and the chanting started .
' Pakis on the goal line , Pakis on the goal line '
We found it intimidating at the time but now me and my uncle have a laugh about it. |
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aaaah. the good ol' racist chants, lol.
to think it was only 25 years ago that an entire ground would chant 'N****rpool' when liverpool signed John Barnes, absolutely vile chant.
i do remember at Anfield, think we were playing West Ham....crafty cockneys chanted..
"we've got DiCanio..
& uve pinched our stereos..."
had me in stitches. |
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2 of the funnier ones i have heard were last season.
Norwich vs QPR. QPR away fans singing 'we got matt connerly, you fck you family'. 60 minutes in and he got sent off but we didnt shut up lol. (I'm a QPR fan living near norwich  )
For laughs and applause. Last game of last season QPR vs Leeds. Leeds scored to go 2-1 up and needed a 7 goal margin to make the play offs. Qpr fans started chanting '6 more, you only need 6 more'. To which the entire leeds away section started to reply '6 more we only need 6 more'. Was funny as feck at the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cant remember which team but one of the lower division ones sold 2 players called ndlov and phelan,their next opponents gave a chorus of "youve lost ndlov and phelan"to the famous righteous brothers song !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many, a good one from a few years ago Norwich V Chelsea.
Chelsea fans #We have got Abramovich, you have got a d*unken bitch#
Norwich fans #We have got a super cook, you have got a Russian crook# |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex girfriend was an AFC Wimbledon fan and they have some cracking ones.
My favourite was at Dover a few years back, when all the Dons were singing to the Dover fans "You're French, and you know you are". |
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For the memories of adversity in defeat i will always remember this years Foolham vs QPR game.
At the end the foolham fans were leaving and still relatively quiet. But at one end of the ground were 3000 QPR fans who dont know how to lose faith. The song at the end went.
We're six nil down and we dont give a fck, we're QPR and we're staying up.
Dont see support like that many places these days. |
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haha. some corkers in here.
i remember when liverpool played sunderland a few years back.
out came the chant...
"Steve Bruce. He's got a big fat head..
he's got a big fat head..
he's got a big fat head"
to be fair to him. he came out & said in an interview after they got pasted...
"how to improve? come back, play better & with a smaller head" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A favourite at Oldham in the 80's pre Joe Royle. Ohhhhhhh we got a corner.
In fact during one extremely dull game vs Oxford when Oldham got their 1st corner after about 89 minutes a friend became so overexicited that he had to lie down on the terracing with his feet in the air so he did not faint.
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns
Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also a magic moment 1978, Argentina after enduring mockery and shame of non-qualification and awful songs by Rod Stewart and especially that Andy Cameron.
Seeing Scottish fans chanting "We want our money back." at Ally McCleod. Marvelous.
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""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns
Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"
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Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player.. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns
Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"
Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player.. "
was waiting on you Matt...you're late!!
you've got to remember this one: he's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent, Mickey Weir, Mickey Weir....
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""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns
Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"
Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player..
was waiting on you Matt...you're late!!
you've got to remember this one: he's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent, Mickey Weir, Mickey Weir....
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But we never hear your lot singing..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns
Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"
Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player..
was waiting on you Matt...you're late!!
you've got to remember this one: he's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent, Mickey Weir, Mickey Weir....
But we never hear your lot singing.. "
away the hearts you should have seen us coming
only here to drink your beer and shag your fucking women
all the lads and lasses wi smiles upon their faces
walking down the Albion Road to smash your fuckin faces....
oh and not forgetting 22 in a row darling xxxxx |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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I will have to have a think... we use to come up with some corkers at the back of the North Bank at Highbury...
most of our corkers were full of nonsense... "bejesus said paddy" was my favourite, just because to see 20,000 people sit down, then stand up and again and again got people to think....WTF!!!
actually my favourite song for old time Gooners... will always be "well all live in a perry groves world"...... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I will have to have a think... we use to come up with some corkers at the back of the North Bank at Highbury...
most of our corkers were full of nonsense... "bejesus said paddy" was my favourite, just because to see 20,000 people sit down, then stand up and again and again got people to think....WTF!!!
actually my favourite song for old time Gooners... will always be "well all live in a perry groves world"...... "
Just for you _abio...
Says Bertie Mee to Bill Shankley
Have you heard of the North |Bank, Highbury
Shanks says no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Gorgie aggro
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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oi oi oi..... lol we sing a different version......
here are a few
"bejesus said paddy I sung so well,
I'll think I'll get up and I'll sing it again....
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
Paddy got up and he sung it again....
Over and over and over again!!"
and that continues on for about 20 minutes... old school....
oooh... here is another fave
"lasagne woah,
lasagne woah,
we laughed ourselves to bits,
when tottenham got the? shits!!"
the currant en vouge are songs about "harry redknapp's twitch" (cruel bunch we are....) and gareth bale looking like a chimp..... |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
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When the local derby takes place between Ross County and Inverness Cale the chant is a variation on the well known childrens song the wheels on the bus etc etc.
Since Inverness ground is built on reclaimed ground once used to house tinklers and gypsies the chant from county is ".....the wheels on your house go round and round...." |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"When the local derby takes place between Ross County and Inverness Cale the chant is a variation on the well known childrens song the wheels on the bus etc etc.
Since Inverness ground is built on reclaimed ground once used to house tinklers and gypsies the chant from county is ".....the wheels on your house go round and round...." "
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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When David Unsworth had a very short lived stay at (I think) Villa, the reason given was that his wife had decided Birmingham wasn't her scene...
Which led to just about every crowd singing at him
"Does your Mrs know you're here"
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After a story in the papers about peter shilton playing away with a hooker called tina.
He walked down to the kop end to a chorus of,
“he shot he cum all over tinas bum peter shilton peter shilton”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not so much a chant - the song by Grandad Roberts & his son Elvis (honest!) -
'Meat Pie, sausage roll - c'mon England give us a goal!'"
That was 1st recorded by Smug Roberts for oldham Atheletic and has the legendary line....Ohhhh we gotta a corner.
See above in the thread for ealier reference to oldham and corners
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"not so much a funny chant, but had the pleasure to go to the Eng v Spain Euro 96 Qtr Final at (original) Wembley and having circa 70'000 singing "Footballs Coming Home" in unison was awesome"
sash the summer of 96... quite possibly one of my favourite summers ever..
& that chant was just insane, when the crowd got bouncing. |
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"After a story in the papers about peter shilton playing away with a hooker called tina.
He walked down to the kop end to a chorus of,
“he shot he cum all over tinas bum peter shilton peter shilton”
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also loved the Torres bounce...before he decided to become a russians rent boy...
Guess this will now have to suffice...
"He's half a girl, & half a boy..
Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite..
Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock..
He loves sum cock..
he sells his arse on the russians yacht.
Fernando Torres, Terry's new bit on the side!!"
Bounce. nana na na na na na na nana nana  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
Could have been worse, could be a Scouse
Eating rats in your council house
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10 Alsations walking down the street
10 Alsations walking down the street
but if Park Ji Sung should take one home to eat
they'll be 9 Alsations walking down the street. |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
He signed from Bristol City
He does a job for Billy
He's got a massive willy
But not as big as mine.
Adebola, cha cha
Adebola cha cha
Adebola, Adebola, Adebola
The Adams Family Tune
Loving this thread.
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