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By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago
Mold North Wales |
Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
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"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
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I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
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I'm assuming you didn't let him utterly destroy you then lol  |
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A good recent one was the bloke who offered a meet in his lorry, but hurry he as only there for the next three hours.
The bloke who wanted his cock sucked until the sucker vomited was also a good one. |
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"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ?? "
When she'd finished gushing just at the thought. |
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"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??
When she'd finished gushing just at the thought."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’d only been on fab a couple of days when someone said they wanted to drink H’s cum out of my arse ... back then I thought WHAAAAAATTHEABSOLUTEFUCK ... now I’d barely even raise an eyebrow - just delete  |
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"We've had the same banal suggestions..
I blame porn.. "
The weird thing is...I have never watched porn with this sort if stuff in it. They at least fix your sink, deliver a pizza or actually wait for an invite to start! |
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I'm paraphrasing here so as not to get in trouble for quoting messages but had one earlier: 'oh stepmum, I've always wanted to fuck you, you're a naughty stepmother who's corrupted me' 
Thanks for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to wear you as a hat.
That's what I send to see if they are interested or not.
Me too
I like to picture the scene from Happy Christmas Mr Bean.
The one with the turkey  "
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
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Sounds like you've got daleks in your fan club! |
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"One that was insistent that he could make me squirt!!! Absolutely hate that that's become 'a thing'.
Last night 'now?' Literally that was it.
There's been worse."
I reply that they've made me piss meself laughing, does that count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One that was insistent that he could make me squirt!!! Absolutely hate that that's become 'a thing'.
Last night 'now?' Literally that was it.
There's been worse."
Tell us then. OP wants the worst ones x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I shit in an ashtray and send you a pic x
I would have said yes, just to make the dirty get clean it out afterwards."
I did say yes out of pure curiosity hahaha I never did get the pic x |
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Guys often ask if we are free to play, obviously not read our profile.
The amount of times I have said no ,I am working nights and have had the reply
"Tell me tour address and I will go round and sort out your Mrs for you."
As if I am going to tell a random stranger the address, where my wife and children are...  |
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By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago
Mold North Wales |
"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ?? "
BS - Oh yes I grabbed my Keys
Then his second message came through telling me he wanted to tear me a new asshole
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By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago
Mold North Wales |
"A good recent one was the bloke who offered a meet in his lorry, but hurry he as only there for the next three hours.
The bloke who wanted his cock sucked until the sucker vomited was also a good one. "
I had the suck his cock until vomiting message Hahahaha |
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"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??
BS - Oh yes I grabbed my Keys
Then his second message came through telling me he wanted to tear me a new asshole
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How romantic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you on the pill?
Can I impregnate you? "
This and a random f**ker who must have been driving round using the GPS, asking if we lived down this road, then this road and got tooooo close to home. Must have taken him ages as in theory he was 15-20 miles away to start off with |
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"We've had the same banal suggestions..
I blame porn..
The weird thing is...I have never watched porn with this sort if stuff in it. They at least fix your sink, deliver a pizza or actually wait for an invite to start!"
retro eh.. |
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"Guys often ask if we are free to play, obviously not read our profile.
The amount of times I have said no ,I am working nights and have had the reply
"Tell me tour address and I will go round and sort out your Mrs for you."
As if I am going to tell a random stranger the address, where my wife and children are... "
Yes we get similar even though we carefully explain we don't play very often (fun, not lifestyle) and we certainly don't meet at the drop of a hat.
Typically:
"Hello"
me: hello
"can we meet now I've got the house free/got my mate's pad for a day/am in a local hotel and want to fuck the lady"
Notice so far we don't have any names etc.
me: We don't do instant meets and anyway I'm busy all day
"Could meet the lady on her own"
me: Shall I put her in a taxi?
"Yes, here is the address/hotel. Tell her I'll meet her as she gets out of the taxi!"
Me: Would you like to reread this conversation and tell me why any sane person would send their wife out to meet an unknown stranger who might be up to anything such as plotting a gang-bang or be anything up to and including an axe-murderer?
Them: "I'm not" or sometimes "Huh! Please yourself!"
me: bye (and blocked).
Sometimes you just wonder!
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I want you to find me straight Russian men to use me as a toilet and shit in my mouth.
Bit eww but it was the "I want" I took most offence to "
How rude! They could at least start with a please!
Some guy once messaged me offering me three grand to kick him into a farm slurry pit and leave him there.
Takes all sorts. |
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"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.
Today I received this
I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...
When are you free?
Would love to hear your best and worst xx
"
In my head that reads I will utterly destroy you ....... at mortal kombat/Street fighter. (insert retro title here)
Personally I like 'I'm gonna wear you like a glove'
Or
'That's a lovely bag. How big's your hole doll? (see what I did there) |
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"I want you to find me straight Russian men to use me as a toilet and shit in my mouth.
Bit eww but it was the "I want" I took most offence to
How rude! They could at least start with a please!
Some guy once messaged me offering me three grand to kick him into a farm slurry pit and leave him there.
Takes all sorts. "
I'd do it
But saying that, these types of request are generally fantasists who wanking over the idea of it and enjoy 'shocking' others |
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"Guys often ask if we are free to play, obviously not read our profile.
The amount of times I have said no ,I am working nights and have had the reply
"Tell me tour address and I will go round and sort out your Mrs for you."
As if I am going to tell a random stranger the address, where my wife and children are...
Yes we get similar even though we carefully explain we don't play very often (fun, not lifestyle) and we certainly don't meet at the drop of a hat.
Typically:
"Hello"
me: hello
"can we meet now I've got the house free/got my mate's pad for a day/am in a local hotel and want to fuck the lady"
Notice so far we don't have any names etc.
me: We don't do instant meets and anyway I'm busy all day
"Could meet the lady on her own"
me: Shall I put her in a taxi?
"Yes, here is the address/hotel. Tell her I'll meet her as she gets out of the taxi!"
Me: Would you like to reread this conversation and tell me why any sane person would send their wife out to meet an unknown stranger who might be up to anything such as plotting a gang-bang or be anything up to and including an axe-murderer?
Them: "I'm not" or sometimes "Huh! Please yourself!"
me: bye (and blocked).
Sometimes you just wonder!
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