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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!   "
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi |
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By *rewpieMan
over a year ago
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"I'm way past day 145 mate . You're an amateur 
Celibacy Top Trumps, love it.  . I win  "
I dunno i think i could defo contend... probably over 2 years just due to not getting on with the mrs hahah |
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi "
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx"
I think im fussy and possibly ugly |
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly "
Ah! Me too! If it wasn’t for my arse I’d never get laid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
Ah! Me too! If it wasn’t for my arse I’d never get laid! "
Where do you buy your brown paper Bags for sex? Im running low |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly "
You have a meet in person on the 30th of may? Even my shit maths knows that m&s not 86 days?
I smell a top trump cheat  |
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
Ah! Me too! If it wasn’t for my arse I’d never get laid!
Where do you buy your brown paper Bags for sex? Im running low "
I get them from Primark. They give ‘em away for free to fuglies. Their motto is ‘Primark - helping ugly feckers to get laid since 1992!’ - or so I believe!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
You have a meet in person on the 30th of may? Even my shit maths knows that m&s not 86 days?
I smell a top trump cheat "
Well spotted, i think i was the only one that got the OP 's 'days without sex ' joke thats going on twitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
Ah! Me too! If it wasn’t for my arse I’d never get laid!
Where do you buy your brown paper Bags for sex? Im running low
I get them from Primark. They give ‘em away for free to fuglies. Their motto is ‘Primark - helping ugly feckers to get laid since 1992!’ - or so I believe! "
Winner winner chicken dinner  |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
You have a meet in person on the 30th of may? Even my shit maths knows that m&s not 86 days?
I smell a top trump cheat
Well spotted, i think i was the only one that got the OP 's 'days without sex ' joke thats going on twitter "
*snorts with laughter* Spoilsport...I was enjoying watching this unfold |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
You have a meet in person on the 30th of may? Even my shit maths knows that m&s not 86 days?
I smell a top trump cheat
Well spotted, i think i was the only one that got the OP 's 'days without sex ' joke thats going on twitter "
I think you are.
Its actually been a week, but I find them hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
You have a meet in person on the 30th of may? Even my shit maths knows that m&s not 86 days?
I smell a top trump cheat
Well spotted, i think i was the only one that got the OP 's 'days without sex ' joke thats going on twitter
I think you are.
Its actually been a week, but I find them hilarious "
There are some absolute crackers out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Day 86 without sex, plugged my charger into my phone and whispered "do you like that?"
omg I laughed so loud at that people are looking 
Btw! Fantastic figure my lovely!  "
I keep re-reading it and it’s still making me grin stupidly
Aww Peachy you’re a darlin *kiss* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day one without sex! Slightly smug because I won’t get to day 4 without sex!
Pffft rub it in...
Day 86 without sex, said rub it in to a stranger on a forum and got a semi
Well if your face is half as gorgeous as your body then I’ve no idea why you’re on day 6 - let alone 86!
Unless you’re an even fussier fecker than I am of course? Xx
I think im fussy and possibly ugly
You have a meet in person on the 30th of may? Even my shit maths knows that m&s not 86 days?
I smell a top trump cheat
Well spotted, i think i was the only one that got the OP 's 'days without sex ' joke thats going on twitter "
Ah not on Twitter so this has gone over my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Day 193 with no sex, I don't have twitter so no idea what people are on about but when I do next have sex I'm gonna impale myself so hard onto his cock the guy who pulls him out will be the next king of England. |
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Genuinely confused how people who spend a lot of time engaged on a, swinging site get to weeks, months and even years without sex.
Like me being on a gold or baking forum and never playing golf or cooking. Very lost with the whole concept. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Day 193 with no sex, I don't have twitter so no idea what people are on about but when I do next have sex I'm gonna impale myself so hard onto his cock the guy who pulls him out will be the next king of England. "
I really wish I had your way with words sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuinely confused how people who spend a lot of time engaged on a, swinging site get to weeks, months and even years without sex.
Like me being on a gold or baking forum and never playing golf or cooking. Very lost with the whole concept. "
Yes... but you don’t need the ball or the ovens consent in those pass times |
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"Genuinely confused how people who spend a lot of time engaged on a, swinging site get to weeks, months and even years without sex.
Like me being on a gold or baking forum and never playing golf or cooking. Very lost with the whole concept.
Yes... but you don’t need the ball or the ovens consent in those pass times "
Haha, very true. But you're on a, swinging site, sex isn't that hard to come by surely. Especially the women saying it. Fighting off dozens of messages every day. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Genuinely confused how people who spend a lot of time engaged on a, swinging site get to weeks, months and even years without sex.
Like me being on a gold or baking forum and never playing golf or cooking. Very lost with the whole concept.
Yes... but you don’t need the ball or the ovens consent in those pass times
Haha, very true. But you're on a, swinging site, sex isn't that hard to come by surely. Especially the women saying it. Fighting off dozens of messages every day. "
It's actually very different, I can't find someone on here I am sexually attracted to, that I actually want to have sex with.
Some of the most socially inept men always seem to find this site nowadays  |
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"Genuinely confused how people who spend a lot of time engaged on a, swinging site get to weeks, months and even years without sex.
Like me being on a gold or baking forum and never playing golf or cooking. Very lost with the whole concept.
Yes... but you don’t need the ball or the ovens consent in those pass times
Haha, very true. But you're on a, swinging site, sex isn't that hard to come by surely. Especially the women saying it. Fighting off dozens of messages every day.
It's actually very different, I can't find someone on here I am sexually attracted to, that I actually want to have sex with.
Some of the most socially inept men always seem to find this site nowadays "
Ah OK that makes more sense, and really can't disagree. That's why we go to clubs and ask the single guys not to talk to us at the bar, just come and join in play, otherwise a play normally quickly becomes "are you for real"
I guess it depends if you want sex for the sake of the fun and the physical feeling or a connection. If the latter I'm sure we could well be in the same boat. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Genuinely confused how people who spend a lot of time engaged on a, swinging site get to weeks, months and even years without sex.
Like me being on a gold or baking forum and never playing golf or cooking. Very lost with the whole concept.
Yes... but you don’t need the ball or the ovens consent in those pass times
Haha, very true. But you're on a, swinging site, sex isn't that hard to come by surely. Especially the women saying it. Fighting off dozens of messages every day.
It's actually very different, I can't find someone on here I am sexually attracted to, that I actually want to have sex with.
Some of the most socially inept men always seem to find this site nowadays
Ah OK that makes more sense, and really can't disagree. That's why we go to clubs and ask the single guys not to talk to us at the bar, just come and join in play, otherwise a play normally quickly becomes "are you for real"
I guess it depends if you want sex for the sake of the fun and the physical feeling or a connection. If the latter I'm sure we could well be in the same boat. "
I think the experience will always be different between couples and singles, as couples are normally looking for completely different things, as they already have their connection with their partner.
So maybe chemistry is not as high on the agenda as it would be for myself as an example |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't want sex just for the sake of having sex I'd rather eat a take away which is what I often substitute sex for. I'm my most fattest when I'm not having regular sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want sex just for the sake of having sex I'd rather eat a take away which is what I often substitute sex for. I'm my most fattest when I'm not having regular sex. "
What would you do if all the takeaways were closed haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want sex just for the sake of having sex I'd rather eat a take away which is what I often substitute sex for. I'm my most fattest when I'm not having regular sex.
What would you do if all the takeaways were closed haha"
Try again, too many mistakes in my last post!
I would buy a big fuck off create your own pizza in Asda. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want sex just for the sake of having sex I'd rather eat a take away which is what I often substitute sex for. I'm my most fattest when I'm not having regular sex.
What would you do if all the takeaways were closed haha
Try again, too many mistakes in my last post!
I would buy a big fuck off create your own pizza in Asda. "
What if all the shops were shut except one shitty kebab shop that made really shit food but you were starving? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want sex just for the sake of having sex I'd rather eat a take away which is what I often substitute sex for. I'm my most fattest when I'm not having regular sex.
What would you do if all the takeaways were closed haha
Try again, too many mistakes in my last post!
I would buy a big fuck off create your own pizza in Asda. "
love the dress |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want sex just for the sake of having sex I'd rather eat a take away which is what I often substitute sex for. I'm my most fattest when I'm not having regular sex.
What would you do if all the takeaways were closed haha
Try again, too many mistakes in my last post!
I would buy a big fuck off create your own pizza in Asda.
What if all the shops were shut except one shitty kebab shop that made really shit food but you were starving?"
Chip shop. Cook my own food. What's with the stupid hypothetical questions? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not angling for sympathy at all but the reason I joined recently is précisely because I've had very little sex during my life and have tolerated several periods of literally years without. Over three years now but that's not especially long for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't want sex just for the sake of having sex I'd rather eat a take away which is what I often substitute sex for. I'm my most fattest when I'm not having regular sex.
What would you do if all the takeaways were closed haha
Try again, too many mistakes in my last post!
I would buy a big fuck off create your own pizza in Asda.
What if all the shops were shut except one shitty kebab shop that made really shit food but you were starving?
Chip shop. Cook my own food. What's with the stupid hypothetical questions? "
What would you do if there was no more stupid hypothetical questions? |
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"Genuinely confused how people who spend a lot of time engaged on a, swinging site get to weeks, months and even years without sex.
Like me being on a gold or baking forum and never playing golf or cooking. Very lost with the whole concept.
Yes... but you don’t need the ball or the ovens consent in those pass times
Haha, very true. But you're on a, swinging site, sex isn't that hard to come by surely. Especially the women saying it. Fighting off dozens of messages every day.
It's actually very different, I can't find someone on here I am sexually attracted to, that I actually want to have sex with.
Some of the most socially inept men always seem to find this site nowadays
Ah OK that makes more sense, and really can't disagree. That's why we go to clubs and ask the single guys not to talk to us at the bar, just come and join in play, otherwise a play normally quickly becomes "are you for real"
I guess it depends if you want sex for the sake of the fun and the physical feeling or a connection. If the latter I'm sure we could well be in the same boat.
I think the experience will always be different between couples and singles, as couples are normally looking for completely different things, as they already have their connection with their partner.
So maybe chemistry is not as high on the agenda as it would be for myself as an example "
Very true, in fact very low, more like do they look and smell good, I'm game but even when I was swingimg on my own during my last relationship, chemistry was irrelevant. I wasnt looking for a relationship, that isn't swinging. Swinging is random sex with random people. Imo. |
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