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"I’m not skinny dipping for fear of Greenpeace trying to relocate me to the ocean, but I’ll swish my toes in the water and have a glass of ice cold prosecco please!"
Ok gorgeous!! And don’t be daft your sexy as fuck... can’t wait to get my hands and lips on you!!! The bottle is open... and got a chiller around it!!   |
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"I have two .... and a bottle of gin 
Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic?
Let’s have a tad of tonic and what about a strawberry daiquiri? Maybe some nibbles? "
Splendid idea... I’ve got the BBQ on!! Who wants a sausage!! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I have two .... and a bottle of gin
Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic?
Let’s have a tad of tonic and what about a strawberry daiquiri? Maybe some nibbles?
Splendid idea... I’ve got the BBQ on!! Who wants a sausage!! "
Make mine a large please? |
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"I have two .... and a bottle of gin
Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic?
Let’s have a tad of tonic and what about a strawberry daiquiri? Maybe some nibbles?
Splendid idea... I’ve got the BBQ on!! Who wants a sausage!!
Make mine a large please? "
Coming up!! |
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"Please may I have a Prosecco with.... crushed ice, strawberries and an ice cream float .... anything to keep me cool even in the pool!!
(She says floating around aimlessly  )"
You may have that and I will have one with you!! Serving in my bikini is much cooler!! |
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"Pool....I'm in
Hendricks slice and ice please Snow..
And as always one for you
I'll just wander over here and tie a hammock between these trees...."
Coming up.... that’s a great idea.. time we got you out of your man cave!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do u mind if i sleep in the pool
Well as long as you have a floatation device around you!! Can’t have any accidents here! My idemenity insurance would go through the roof!!  "
What about i tie some rope round that tree and other end round my neck |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
In cave behind a waterfall on a hill |
"Pool....I'm in
Hendricks slice and ice please Snow..
And as always one for you
I'll just wander over here and tie a hammock between these trees....
Coming up.... that’s a great idea.. time we got you out of your man cave!! "
I quite like a quiet cool cave when its sunmy  |
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"Do u mind if i sleep in the pool
Well as long as you have a floatation device around you!! Can’t have any accidents here! My idemenity insurance would go through the roof!!
What about i tie some rope round that tree and other end round my neck"
 hahahaha errrr again not very useful!! |
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"Can I just have a swim I have my own buoyancy aids x
Then maybe a cold fruit cider please "
Of course my lovely... dive in.. I keep jumping in inbetween getting drinks... will have the cider with lots and lots of ice ready!! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Can I just have a swim I have my own buoyancy aids x
Then maybe a cold fruit cider please
Of course my lovely... dive in.. I keep jumping in inbetween getting drinks... will have the cider with lots and lots of ice ready!! "
Thank you my loverly x |
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"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!"
I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"I've got something that grows when blown,  does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown.... "
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool |
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"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool "
Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales? |
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"I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite
Of course it does... but I’ve bought the bar out... so anyoke is welcome!!
I was thinking more the after party "
Ooooh missed that one!! Doh!! Well depending how late it goes on maybe so!! |
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"Do u mind if i sleep in the pool
Well as long as you have a floatation device around you!! Can’t have any accidents here! My idemenity insurance would go through the roof!!
What about i tie some rope round that tree and other end round my neck
hahahaha errrr again not very useful!! "
I wont drown |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool
Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales? "
Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on |
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"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool
Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales? "
I wonder what the come back on that will be |
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"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool
Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?
Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on "
Hahahaha what was that sound again..... |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool
Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?
Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on
Hahahaha what was that sound again..... "
oooooowooooowwoooooo
Followed by flubble-ubble-ubble-bubble as I slip under the water |
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"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool
Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?
Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on
Hahahaha what was that sound again.....
oooooowooooowwoooooo
Followed by flubble-ubble-ubble-bubble as I slip under the water "
Is it sad I’m actually imagining those noises!!! I’m laughing like mad!! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?
And some strawberry lime cider.
Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....
Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool
Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?
Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on
Hahahaha what was that sound again.....
oooooowooooowwoooooo
Followed by flubble-ubble-ubble-bubble as I slip under the water
Is it sad I’m actually imagining those noises!!! I’m laughing like mad!! "
Glad I could raise a smile
Took me bloody ages to figure out how to spell them |
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"I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite
Of course it does... but I’ve bought the bar out... so anyoke is welcome!!
I was thinking more the after party
Ooooh missed that one!! Doh!! Well depending how late it goes on maybe so!! "
I like your thinking or was it my thinking |
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"No petting, bombing, running, kissing, smoking, pushing, acrobatics 
Nooo it’s FAB... just no peeing in the pool or smoking!!!
How about snorkling ?"
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Yes of course... just no peeping if people are skinny dipping! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"No petting, bombing, running, kissing, smoking, pushing, acrobatics
Nooo it’s FAB... just no peeing in the pool or smoking!!!
How about snorkling ?m
Yes of course... just no peeping if people are skinny dipping! "
Ok then how about my submarine impression??
Lay on my back just below the surface with my "periscope" above the surface |
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"I’m not skinny dipping for fear of Greenpeace trying to relocate me to the ocean, but I’ll swish my toes in the water and have a glass of ice cold prosecco please!"
I’d be more worried that Bridget Jones wants her knickers back (picture 6)
Lol
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"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!
I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!! "
Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.
The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.
Today hasn’t gone quite as planned. |
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"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!
I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!
Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.
The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.
Today hasn’t gone quite as planned."
Oops a daisy!!!  |
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"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!
I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!
Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.
The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.
Today hasn’t gone quite as planned.
Oops a daisy!!! "
I probably should have gone home and crashed at the neighbours, but you know how sometime it’s just less hassle to pile into a hotel. You don’t have to explain what an idiot you’ve been for a start. And I’ve had so many trips to Scotland recently that I quite like a night in a hotel.
Would it be rude to ask for a whisky nightcap? |
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"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!
I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!
Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.
The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.
Today hasn’t gone quite as planned.
Oops a daisy!!!
I probably should have gone home and crashed at the neighbours, but you know how sometime it’s just less hassle to pile into a hotel. You don’t have to explain what an idiot you’ve been for a start. And I’ve had so many trips to Scotland recently that I quite like a night in a hotel.
Would it be rude to ask for a whisky nightcap?"
Of course not... you’ll need it!! Extra large one being served as we speak |
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"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!
I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!
Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.
The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.
Today hasn’t gone quite as planned.
Oops a daisy!!!
I probably should have gone home and crashed at the neighbours, but you know how sometime it’s just less hassle to pile into a hotel. You don’t have to explain what an idiot you’ve been for a start. And I’ve had so many trips to Scotland recently that I quite like a night in a hotel.
Would it be rude to ask for a whisky nightcap?
Of course not... you’ll need it!! Extra large one being served as we speak "
Thank you. I’ll take that up to my room - you might want to close up while it’s quiet! |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
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Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me 
Jo.X |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X"
That's OK Jo, neither have I |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I "
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink "
What can I get you both!! |
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"pool party? I have no problem with skinny dipping but do turn into a bit of a child in water... anyone up for a water fight and being pulled under to be tickled? "
Isn’t that what should happen!!! |
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"pool party? I have no problem with skinny dipping but do turn into a bit of a child in water... anyone up for a water fight and being pulled under to be tickled?
Isn’t that what should happen!!! "
I guess so but I am not talking about anything sexual |
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"pool party? I have no problem with skinny dipping but do turn into a bit of a child in water... anyone up for a water fight and being pulled under to be tickled?
Isn’t that what should happen!!!
I guess so but I am not talking about anything sexual "
Hehe I know ... play as much as you want!! |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink
What can I get you both!! "
Hi Snow can I have sex on the beach,what ever Mrs Time is having and one for yourself please |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink "
Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk? |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink
What can I get you both!!
Hi Snow can I have sex on the beach,what ever Mrs Time is having and one for yourself please "
Mmm delicious choice... can’t beat a cocktail!! I’ll have a cosmopolitan please!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your evening! |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink
Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk? "
Well I’m never one to lead people astray... nope never....  but it’s a hot balmy night so maybe one more wouldn’t hurt |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink
Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk? "
I would like to get you a lot of things
Very wet being one, We could get d*unk together and see what happens |
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"I'll come along and bring my big inflatable doughnut
That’s great my lovely... can I get you a drink too? "
A cold fruity cider would go down well thanks. |
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"I'll come along and bring my big inflatable doughnut
That’s great my lovely... can I get you a drink too?
A cold fruity cider would go down well thanks."
Great choice served with lots and lots of ice!! |
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***'swans' towards bar with prominent naked ass.***
Can I have a cider lolly a drink a knowing wink please. xx
***'swans' away from bar with prominent naked ass.*** |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink
Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk?
I would like to get you a lot of things
Very wet being one, We could get d*unk together and see what happens "
Oh my! |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink
Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk?
I would like to get you a lot of things
Very wet being one, We could get d*unk together and see what happens
Oh my! "
Indeed |
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"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??
Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??
Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me
Jo.X
That's OK Jo, neither have I
Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink
What can I get you both!!
Hi Snow can I have sex on the beach,what ever Mrs Time is having and one for yourself please
Mmm delicious choice... can’t beat a cocktail!! I’ll have a cosmopolitan please!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your evening! "
Thank you beautiful and you too |
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***'swans' towards bar with prominent naked ass.***
Can I have a cider lolly a drink a knowing wink please. xx
***'swans' away from bar with prominent naked ass.***"
Great entrance and exit! Nice ass! |
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