I'm The Kind Of Guy...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who will disappoint women with my face.

It doesn't match the body, ladies. Just pre-warning ya. Less Tom Hardy, more Vsauce from YouTube.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My face adorns many mantle pieces, it stops kids going anywhere near the fire

By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

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Tis why paper bags are still popular.

I have a pretty face but my body bears the results of many years of absolute carnage... and wispas.