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over a year ago
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"What dares have people done in hotels?
Marilyn once had a long chat with a bell boy topless in a hotel corridor. He liked it let’s just say. "
The incidents below happened many years go when my priorities were a little different
I got arrested in Madrid for throwing a TV from the 6th floor when went through a taxi windscreen. Thankfully nobody was hurt.
I got deported from Belgium when hotel security called the police due to noise levels and they found stuff in enough quantity to deport me.
Spent a night sleeping on the check in desk of a hotel in Turin.
Got arrested in Monaco when I took exception to the hotel who wouldn’t let us in despite paying £700 for 2 nights.
There’s other, minor things that aren’t jumping out at me now. |
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By *aughtyTwo OP Couple
over a year ago
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"What dares have people done in hotels?
Marilyn once had a long chat with a bell boy topless in a hotel corridor. He liked it let’s just say.
The incidents below happened many years go when my priorities were a little different
I got arrested in Madrid for throwing a TV from the 6th floor when went through a taxi windscreen. Thankfully nobody was hurt.
I got deported from Belgium when hotel security called the police due to noise levels and they found stuff in enough quantity to deport me.
Spent a night sleeping on the check in desk of a hotel in Turin.
Got arrested in Monaco when I took exception to the hotel who wouldn’t let us in despite paying £700 for 2 nights.
There’s other, minor things that aren’t jumping out at me now."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What dares have people done in hotels?
Marilyn once had a long chat with a bell boy topless in a hotel corridor. He liked it let’s just say.
The incidents below happened many years go when my priorities were a little different
I got arrested in Madrid for throwing a TV from the 6th floor when went through a taxi windscreen. Thankfully nobody was hurt.
I got deported from Belgium when hotel security called the police due to noise levels and they found stuff in enough quantity to deport me.
Spent a night sleeping on the check in desk of a hotel in Turin.
Got arrested in Monaco when I took exception to the hotel who wouldn’t let us in despite paying £700 for 2 nights.
There’s other, minor things that aren’t jumping out at me now.
Are you Keith Richards?"
Sadly not otherwise the various punishments for the crimes would probably have been a little leaner |
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