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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man messaged me earlier to say that he was going to sell all his furniture, so I had to sit on his face  "
Did it do it for you?did you get a tingle?haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah live was simple here in Ireland long ago when there were only two chat up lines by the older generation, one was actually a marriage proposal, which was
'How would you like to be buried with my people ?'
...and the other was not exactly a marriage proposal, that went
'How's your belly fixed for a lodger ?'
....ah they were simple repressed times, but there was very little confusing though on the upside
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'll never for get overhearing a sweet old couple in their 80's sitting ob a park bench in Dublin a few years ago as dusk began to fall as the old man tried in vain to fix his wifes hearing aid in one hand, as he tenderly held her hand with his other. Resigned that the battery was dead, he carefully put it into her handbag and he began to comfort her with a loving smile and reassuring squeeze of her hand, when suddenly his face became intense and he turned to face her straight on as he cupped her face in his hands as he peered deep into her eyes and shouted
'Let's go home Asumpta. I can't wait to get into our bedroom and rip your knickers off....because jayses, their tearing the balls off me !'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
This is the only one that's made me do anything other than cringe "
But is that because it's me? |
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"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
This is the only one that's made me do anything other than cringe "
Yes they cringe worthy and to be honest would only use them in rare but right circumstances...
But they fit criteria of thread title |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
This is the only one that's made me do anything other than cringe
But is that because it's me?"
Even coming from you, this would make me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
This is the only one that's made me do anything other than cringe
But is that because it's me?
Even coming from you, this would make me "
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"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
This is the only one that's made me do anything other than cringe
But is that because it's me?
Even coming from you, this would make me
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Whatever you said I’d probably move in for a snog hatter!  |
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"Ah live was simple here in Ireland long ago when there were only two chat up lines by the older generation, one was actually a marriage proposal, which was
'How would you like to be buried with my people ?'
...and the other was not exactly a marriage proposal, that went
'How's your belly fixed for a lodger ?'
....ah they were simple repressed times, but there was very little confusing though on the upside
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I’m actually picturing you saying this in a smooth Irish accent - and it’s making me smile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
This is the only one that's made me do anything other than cringe
But is that because it's me?
Even coming from you, this would make me
Whatever you said I’d probably move in for a snog hatter! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the one that my old flatmate used to use and it worked nearly all the time
him "can i smell your feet"
girl with confused look "NO"
guy "must be yer fanny then!!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can only think of real sick ones which i’d never actually say  .
I’ll keep them to myself incase people get the wrong idea of me. Just a twisted sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can only think of real sick ones which i’d never actually say .
I’ll keep them to myself incase people get the wrong idea of me. Just a twisted sense of humour "
Let’s give it a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah live was simple here in Ireland long ago when there were only two chat up lines by the older generation, one was actually a marriage proposal, which was
'How would you like to be buried with my people ?'
...and the other was not exactly a marriage proposal, that went
'How's your belly fixed for a lodger ?'
....ah they were simple repressed times, but there was very little confusing though on the upside
I’m actually picturing you saying this in a smooth Irish accent - and it’s making me smile! "
Well sure tis grand to know that they might still work across the sea, so it is |
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