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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns"
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!  |
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"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet! "
Poisonous strawberry.
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet! "
So a quick, painless death it is then!  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Testarossa - clasping a glass of G&T between her thighs to get the magnifying effect for a Fab profile pic - the glass slips and the slice of lemon flies into her eyes momentarily blinding her - in scrabbling around for a cloth to wipe them she doesn't realise that she's grabbed the tablecloth on top of which lies the meat cleaver that she'd unfortunately left lying there.
The resulting bloody scene and meat cleaver embedded in her skull had the police baffled for weeks!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!
Poisonous strawberry.
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Shower fall and (insert banned forum word here) on a rubber ducky! |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk |
Some make me laugh, some make me cringe and then some are just.... Ouch !!
The guy who decided to have "relations" with a vacuum hoover tube nozzle.....and then turned it on...Skinless sausage.... 
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"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!
So a quick, painless death it is then! "
Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!
RIP!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!
So a quick, painless death it is then!
Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!
RIP! "
What a perfect way to go. |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!
So a quick, painless death it is then!
Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!
RIP!
What a perfect way to go."
Definitely died with a smile on his face....lucky b*stard  |
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"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns
I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!
So a quick, painless death it is then!
Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!
RIP!
What a perfect way to go.
Definitely died with a smile on his face....lucky b*stard "
Frost bite of the arse after forgetting his trousers |
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