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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Look it up, it's a real thing! Stupid ways to die- natural selection in action, if you like!

How would the poster above die? Be inventive?

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds

I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Love them - the books had me howling!! Think my all time favourite was the dog, the dynamite and the ice fishing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns"

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!

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By *erts_darlings1Couple  over a year ago

watford


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet! "

Poisonous strawberry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strawberry poisoning

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet! "

So a quick, painless death it is then!

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city

Sadly most of the award winners reproduced before death.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Testarossa - clasping a glass of G&T between her thighs to get the magnifying effect for a Fab profile pic - the glass slips and the slice of lemon flies into her eyes momentarily blinding her - in scrabbling around for a cloth to wipe them she doesn't realise that she's grabbed the tablecloth on top of which lies the meat cleaver that she'd unfortunately left lying there.

The resulting bloody scene and meat cleaver embedded in her skull had the police baffled for weeks!!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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My Own Little World

You know that about 90% of Darwin Awards go to men...... just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!

Poisonous strawberry.

"

Shower fall and (insert banned forum word here) on a rubber ducky!

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Some make me laugh, some make me cringe and then some are just.... Ouch !!

The guy who decided to have "relations" with a vacuum hoover tube nozzle.....and then turned it on...Skinless sausage....

(good job it was pre Dyson!!)

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Died attempting to recreate a solo erotic experience with a vacuum cleaner after reading about it on the interweb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suffocated after getting his head wedged between the arse cheeks of a fab meet

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By *hisky and WineCouple  over a year ago

the vicinity of Betelgeuse


"Suffocated after getting his head wedged between the arse cheeks of a fab meet"

Accidentally dropped out of the Bombay doors of a B-17 trying to dislodge a stock bomb.

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!

So a quick, painless death it is then! "

Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!

RIP!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!

So a quick, painless death it is then!

Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!

RIP! "

What a perfect way to go.

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Strangled by a seatbelt in a rush to drive to a premium dogging venue

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!

So a quick, painless death it is then!

Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!

RIP!

What a perfect way to go."

Definitely died with a smile on his face....lucky b*stard

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm a big fan of the Darwins, half of them are usually americans with their guns

I think he'd die from getting his tackle caught in the folding mechanism of the ironing board, and while extracting himself- the iron would set fire to the carpet!

So a quick, painless death it is then!

Died after being tied to a bed for several weeks and being used as a certain Peachy’s sex slave!

RIP!

What a perfect way to go.

Definitely died with a smile on his face....lucky b*stard "

Frost bite of the arse after forgetting his trousers

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Exploded when the Chinese inflatable butt plug developed a puncture

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